Downton Shabby by Marilyn Todd

They slaughtered the butler,

and strangled the maid.

Then they made sure

every footman was slayed.

The tweeny was next,

despatched with an axe.

A cosh killed the cook

with twenty-two whacks.

His Lordship was next:

a push down the stairs.

Her Ladyship hanged

in the window upstairs.

Cops broke down the door.

Was this scene from a thriller?

Then they spotted the cornflakes.

A cereal killer.

© 2018 by Marilyn Todd

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