The love of a good woman?
To save a wicked man like me?
Never…because there's no woman born
who's as good as I am bad.
—ETHAN ROSS MACCARRICK,
LAIRD OF CLAN MACCARRICK,
EIGHTH EARL OF KAVANAGH
I didn't steal it—I swear!
Oh, as if things never fall into your pocket!
—MADELEINE ISOBEL VAN ROWEN,
SNEAK THIEF, OPPORTUNIST