Jack Reacher's Rules

RESPECT YOUR OPPONENT

“Dealing with morons … is like teaching Hindu to a beagle.”

“He was in no imminent danger of winning the Nobel Prize but definitely smarter than the average bear.”

“He wasn’t the crispest shirt in the closet.”

“You’re pretty good for an old guy.” “That’s how I got to be an old guy,” McGrath said.

“You have a message? Who from? The National Association of Assholes?”

“He’d fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch.”

“I nodded amiably at the two of them. I figured they had less than an hour to live.”

“Guys like these, they couldn’t find their own assholes if I gave them a mirror on a stick.”