HOW TO OPEN A LOCKED IRON GATE WITH A CHRYSLER
1. Open all the windows of the car to lessen the noise, so that the bang on impact doesn’t deafen you completely.
2. Hold up one arm in front of you to stop yourself from being knocked out by the air bag.
3. Position the car about fifteen feet from the gate.
4. Rev the engine to the maximum with your foot on the brake until the car is rocking and straining.
5. Suddenly release the brake and stamp on the accelerator; shoot forward and smash the gate.
6. Get the hell out of there before the cops turn up.