Movie Stars

Joan Crawford: A Hot-Looking Woman

ROBERT MONTGOMERY DUMPED JOAN CRAWFORD AT THE ALTAR. After that, there was a jump cut to Joan Crawford chopping wood at a mountain cabin.

“There she is, chopping wood!” I said aloud.

My girlfriend would have known what I meant, but she didn’t come over anymore.

Maybe I was drunk, but Joan Crawford was a hot-looking woman. I could watch her chopping wood all day long. It wasn’t her fault people turned her into a camp figure later on. Time turns us all into camp figures in the end.