The author acknowledges the trademarked status and trademark owners of the following wordmarks mentioned in this work of fiction:
Armani: GA Modefine S.A. Corporation
Embassy Suites: HLT Domestic IP LLC Ltd. Liab. Co.
Hummer: General Motors Corporation
Hilton: Hilton Hotels Corporation
Nike: Nike Inc.
Pilates: Joseph Hubertus Pilates
Science Channel: Discovery Communications, LLC
Sharpie: Sanford L.P., A Newell Rubbermaid Company
Sheraton: Sheraton Hotels, Starwood Hotels and Resorts
SportTix: SportTix, Wordpress Entries Inc.
Superman: DC Comics.
Teflon: DuPont Corp.
TV Guide: TV Guide
Twilight Zone: CBS TV
UFC: Ultimate Fighting Championship, Zuffa LLC