Picture You Dead

44

Thursday, 24 October

Twenty minutes later, they were heading along Brighton seafront. The tide was out, with a vast expanse of sand flats before the slack, calm blue sea. It would be a good morning for digging up lugworm bait, Archie thought, before taking his little boat out, the one he kept beached at the Hove Deep Sea Anglers, to catch some plaice, and if he was lucky, a Dover sole. Maybe he’d do just that later on.

Ricky Sharp swung the Jaguar into the curved driveway of the Grand and pulled up outside the main entrance. A liveried doorman stepped forward and opened Archie’s door. ‘Welcome to the Grand Hotel, gentlemen. Do you need help with your bags?’

‘Just dropping off,’ Sharp said, getting out. ‘This gentleman’s meeting someone inside for a coffee. I’ll just make the introduction, then I’ll hang around out here.’

As Archie climbed out with his bag, the doorman did a sterling job of masking his frown at his shabby clothes and the carrier bag. Ricky greased his palm with a banknote clearly sufficiently large for the doorman to tell him to leave the car where it was and he would keep an eye on it.

They stepped out of the mid-morning sun and through the revolving doors into the air-conditioned cool of the lobby, Sharp leading the way past the front desk, through the lounge to the left and into a sunny, narrow conservatory with a fine view across the road to the sea. There were tables all along but only two were occupied. One by a young couple drinking what looked like Buck’s Fizz, even though it was only just gone 10.15 a.m., and another by someone who looked, even though he might be the Devil, every inch a gentleman.

In his seventies, with elegantly coiffed white hair, he was immaculately attired in a lightweight navy suit, cream shirt and blue-and-white-spotted bow tie, with a matching handkerchief protruding with a neat flourish from his breast pocket. He sat with perfect-upright posture, at a corner table, a pot of coffee and a half-drunk cup in front of him, together with a large brown envelope and a small leather bag, reading a copy of The Times. As he saw the two men approaching, he stood up, head very slightly bowed in deference.

‘Robert Kilgore,’ Ricky Sharp said. ‘This is Archie Goff.’

Kilgore extended a manicured hand, bearing a Wedgwood signet ring, to Archie. He smelled like he’d recently been outside for a smoke. ‘I’m mighty pleased and, if I may say, honoured, to make your acquaintance, Mr Goff. It’s good of you to make the time to come along.’ His voice was a slow, Deep South drawl, warm and courteous and, Archie thought, almost genuine in the sentiments.

He shook the man’s firm hand. ‘Nice to meet you, too, Mr Kilgore.’

‘Please take a seat. Let me order you coffee. Have you had breakfast? I can get you a menu – they do a mean Eggs Benedict which I can recommend.’

Archie had no idea what that was, but he was hungry. ‘Sounds good.’

Ricky Sharp smiled. ‘I’ll leave you two to chat – I’ll be outside, Archie, when you’re ready for a ride home in the limo.’ He walked away before Archie could acknowledge it.

Kilgore signalled for a server, ordered for Archie, asking him to add a fresh orange juice and coffee, then smiled at Archie. ‘Mr Goff, I’m guessing you are wondering right now just what is going on, would I be correct?’ He had a protruding Adam’s apple that bobbed up and down his scrawny turkey neck as he spoke.

Archie, acutely aware he was feeling very out of place, attired as he was, in this smart room, replied, ‘You wouldn’t be too wide of the mark, no.’

Kilgore took a delicate sip of his coffee, folded his arms and leaned forward a little. ‘Well, allow me to give you a little background as to where the bail money came from. I’m an authority in French old master paintings. You know the term, old masters?’

Archie shook his head.

‘I know you are just out of a certain – ah – establishment, and I’m guessing you are eager to get on home so I won’t bore you with a lecture on art history. The gentleman I work for – and let me tell you, this is one hell of a gentleman – is a connoisseur of fine paintings and he has one of the finest private collections in the nation of French old masters. Have you ever heard of a French artist called Fragonard?’

Again, Archie shook his head.

Kilgore picked up the envelope and removed from it a photograph of a painting that appeared to have been taken from an image on a television screen. It was indistinct, poor quality. As he studied it, Archie could see it was two young lovers picnicking in the sunshine against a backdrop of a lake and winged statue to their left.

‘Jean-Honoré Fragonard, like many artists before and after him, made a series of paintings of the four seasons. Spring, summer, autumn, winter. If I tell you that at the last auction of a single Fragonard painting it went for over two million pounds, and the world record is over seventeen million pounds, it might start to explain my employer’s interest in this particular painting. It was on a television programme last Sunday, the Antiques Roadshow. This painting is in the possession of a couple in Brighton. What my boss needs is a better photograph of this.’

Archie frowned. ‘A better photograph?’

‘Let me explain. My employer has dedicated his life to discovering, and returning to their rightful owners, great works of art that have been stolen – looted – over the centuries during times of turbulence – most recently during the Nazi era, both from Jewish families in Austria, Germany and Poland as well as during the German occupation of France. But of course it is a delicate task, and the key to any great piece of art is establishing its provenance.’ Kilgore flashed a smile, revealing nicotine-stained teeth, and Archie noticed the ochre staining around some of the man’s fingers.

‘And your employer has put up my bail of fifty thousand quid because he would like me to take a better photograph of this painting?’

Kilgore scratched the back of his head evasively. ‘That’s pretty much it, yes. My employer knows the location of three of these paintings, Spring, Autumn and Winter. The one missing to make the series complete is Summer and he believes this might just be that painting.’

‘Where is it now?’

Kilgore smiled again. ‘Well, this is where you are going to earn your money. Our understanding is that you have a reputation as someone who knows how to enter a house, regardless of the alarm systems it may have, that is correct, sir?’

Archie looked back at him, thinking hard for some moments before he responded. ‘I have my methods.’

‘You worked as an apprentice then a master locksmith for some years, I believe?’

‘Correct,’ Archie said reluctantly.

‘Then more recently, after one of your – shall we say politely – regular residences in the establishment you have just left, you enrolled as a mature student in a City and Guilds electrician course, focusing on burglar alarm systems.’

Archie waited while his coffee and orange juice were served, then lowered his head and said, irritably, ‘You’ve done your research. Want me to give you a prize? Go ahead, choose from the middle shelf – a fluffy duck or a pink sheep or a goldfish in a bowl?’

Kilgore smiled, but this time it was a less friendly one, his teeth looking more piranha than gentleman. More Devil. And his tone matched. ‘Mr Goff, my employer did not put up this generous sum of money for your release in order to play games. He will expect value for his money, so can we stop right now the idea this is in any way – excuse my language – a pissing contest?’

Archie bristled. ‘Perhaps you could tell me your employer’s name?’

‘That is not something, for now, you need to know. If you are not happy with our terms, your chauffeur outside will return you to prison, my employer will withdraw his security and that will be the end of it. The choice is entirely yours. Are you in or out?’

‘Not much of a choice, is it?’ Archie said resentfully.

‘I would say, given your past form, it’s a better choice than you deserve, sir,’ Kilgore said, his tone becoming increasingly cold and hard.

Archie weighed the options in his mind. He could just walk out of this room and head home. But the menace in Kilgore’s tone suggested that would not lead to a good outcome. And he wanted, very badly, to spend some time free with Isabella, before his inevitable prison sentence when he was convicted. He shrugged. ‘OK,’ he said. ‘What exactly do I have to do?’

Kilgore leaned forward, picked up the brown envelope and removed from it some more photographs, which he laid out on the table, glancing a wary eye to ensure the server wasn’t returning. ‘Please take a look at these, Mr Goff.’

Archie picked up the first one. It was a photograph of a street he recognized immediately, lined on one side with similar-looking houses and bungalows. None of the properties were exactly grand, but Archie knew the street and knew they were all middle class and desirable.

‘Recognize where this is, Mr Goff?’

He nodded. He’d burgled several of these houses earlier in his career before he’d made a speciality in the rich pickings of grander country houses. ‘Yeah, Patcham.’

Kilgore looked pleased. ‘I understand from the research my employer has carried out that one of your first prison sentences was for breaking and entering in one of these houses, some thirty years ago?’

Archie stiffened. ‘How do you know that?’

‘I can assure you, Mr Goff, my employer did not get where he is today through poor research. He chose you because he believes you are the best person for this task. Please take a look at the next photograph.’

Archie lifted it up and it was a close-up of one of the houses. A Volvo estate and a Fiat 500 were parked in the driveway alongside a van. The corner property looked less well kept than most in this street.

‘How difficult would it be for you to gain access to this house, Mr Goff?’ Kilgore asked.

‘If your employer has done the kind of research you say he does, then I’m guessing he knows what security systems are installed, right?’

‘Oh yes. In the past three days extra security locks have been fitted to all doors and windows. A fake burglar alarm box has been installed. Additionally, a CCTV camera has been fitted.’

‘Urban properties aren’t my thing these days, Mr Kilgore. But I’m sure this one is possible.’

‘Well, I’m glad to hear that.’ Kilgore picked up the small leather bag on the table and handed it to Archie. ‘This contains a high-definition camera. I’m now going to instruct you on exactly the photographs my employer requires you to take of the Fragonard painting in this house. And anything else you can find that might tell us stuff of interest about the Kipling family, like financial documents – bank statements, things like that.’

‘And that’s all?’ Archie asked, almost incredulous. ‘You really just want me to take photographs? Not steal anything?’

The piranha teeth appeared again between Kilgore’s thin lips. ‘For stage one, yes.’ Then he patted the pockets of his jacket, momentarily looking more anxious than confident Devil. ‘What do you say about stepping outside for a quick smoke before your breakfast arrives?’