Playing With Fire (tales of an extra ordinary girl)

Résumé of Belle Jamison

OBJECTIVE:

To find an exciting, exhilarating career with the opportunity for advancement and a low rate of employee dismissals

EXPERIENCE:

•Five years Remmie’s Steak House-waitress

•Four and a half years Holiday Escape-maid

•May 18th-May 29th Harrison and Co. Books-dust patrol

•June 2nd-June 20th Kimberly Dolls-assembly line (heads)

•June 25th-July 3rd Rizzo’s Grocery-cleanup, aisle 5

•July 19th-August 1st Hot House Flowers-funeral arrangement specialist

•August 11th-August 13th Professional clown (independent contractor)

•September 5th-September 30th Cutter’s Gym-towel girl

•October 18th-October 31st Wisteria Elementary School -bus driver

•November 3rd-November 9th Donte Aeronautics-nuts and bolts finder

•November 10th-November 12th Jumpin’ Jive Pre-owned Cars-odometer tweaker

•November 22nd-December 1st Beauty and Beyond Salon-hair sweeper

•December 14th-February 5th Cybernet Telemarketing-hang-up preventer

•Two month sabbatical Professional loafer

•April 6th-present Utopia Café-coffee wench

EDUCATION:

•Graduate of Wisteria High School

•Head cheerleader for the Fighting Trojans (Go team!)

•Voted best dressed

•One week at Groomers ‘R’ Us

•Four weeks at LaVonda’s Divine School of Cosmetology

INTERESTS:

Long walks on the beach, sunsets, romance novels, cold winter nights, paychecks, fine dining, shopping, naps, playing the lottery, men in kilts/uniforms/calendars, and massages.

REFERENCES:

“If you do not enforce strict ‘attendance’ policies, Miss Jamison is the perfect candidate for your company.”

– Mr. Ron Peaty, Manager of Utopia Café

“Please give my friend a job. Please.”

– Miss Sherridan Smith, best friend