I open the laptop.
I log onto a social network and find one of my professors. I friend him.
I wait.
A few seconds later the professor accepts my friendship.
I send the professor a message. It reads:
“What the fuck are you doing, asshole? Don’t you think it’s inappropriate for professors to be friends with their students like this? What the fuck? Pervert.”
A few seconds later the professor unfriends me.
I close the laptop.