Still Here

Chapter 1: Virtual Grave

Promise me you won’t call it ‘virtual grave,’ ” Vica said as they turned onto the West Side Highway.

“You were the one who hated ‘The Voice from the Grave’!” Sergey said.

“ ‘The Voice from the Grave’ is even worse. We can’t afford a name that’s a downer.”

“Well, the entire idea is about death. And death happens to be a downer,” Sergey said.

They had been discussing it the entire time in the car, all the way from their home on Staten Island to Vadik’s new apartment in Morningside Heights, and Vica was getting tired.

“You’re not getting it, are you?” she asked. “Death is a downer. But your app is about fighting death. That’s why you should be talking about immortality, not death. And don’t mention your Fyodorov either. Nobody’s ever heard of him.”

“He was the most original philosopher of the nineteenth century!”

“Nobody thinks so except for you!”

Sergey groaned and squeezed the steering wheel tighter.

He’d been steadily losing his looks for the last year or two. He used to be the handsomest guy in their circle. He had looked like a French movie star, like what’s-his-name — the guy from the Truffaut films. Now his angular features had become unsteady and incomplete, as if worn down by constant discontent, and even his wiry frame had become kind of unwired and clouded with fat. Vica had been watching the demise of his former splendor with mixed feelings. There were times when she felt sorry for him. There were times when she gloated. But mostly she felt cheated.

“How about calling it ‘No to Death’ or ‘No, Death, No’?” she asked.

“No, death, what?” Sergey started to laugh. His laugh was throaty and coarse and sounded a lot like a cough, a very bad cough. And it seemed to sputter resigned disapproval, as if he were trying to say that he found her disgusting and stupid, but that he was used to her and almost okay with it.

Vica hated his laugh so much that she wanted to kick him, but instead she turned away from him and fell silent.

She wished Vadik’s place weren’t so far away. But then everything was far from Staten Island. Regina lived in the most beautiful part of Tribeca. It would take her twenty minutes by taxi to get to Vadik’s. Vica wondered if Regina was already there.

They had all been friends in Russia. All four of them: Sergey and Vadik, then Regina, then Vica. Sergey and Vadik had met when they were sixteen and had had a hotly competitive friendship ever since. Vica didn’t quite understand their relationship but felt envious just the same, because she had never had anything like that with anybody. Regina had been Sergey’s girlfriend all through graduate school. Then Sergey left her for Vica, but Regina didn’t disappear from their group, because she had developed an intimate, completely unnatural friendship with Vadik. How can you have a platonic relationship with a man, Vica often wondered — especially a man like Vadik?

They’d all wanted to leave the country. Vadik, Sergey, and Regina had applied to several graduate schools in the United States. They were all smart — with Vadik the most flexible, Regina the most reflective, and Vica the most diligent, but Sergey was probably the smartest. He had gotten his Ph.D. in linguistics when he was twenty-four. And Sergey was the only one who had gotten accepted to an American graduate school, New York School of Business. This wasn’t exactly what he wanted, because he had been hoping to continue to study linguistics. But it was the only graduate program that offered him a free ride, and everybody said that NYSB was a great school. He and Vica had just gotten married, and they were going to America! Such amazing luck!

“Doesn’t it feel like we’re entering the afterlife?” Sergey had asked Vica on the plane to New York. “We’re leaving our lives behind and plunging into the unknown.”

Vica had had two years of her Moscow medical school left at the time, but they couldn’t stay and wait until she graduated. The idea had been that Vica would support them while Sergey was in school, and then after he found a good job, she would go to an American medical school to finish her studies. It was an American education that mattered anyway. For a while it was working out as planned. Vica received her license as an ultrasound technician, found a job at Bing Ruskin Cancer Center, which was the number one cancer center in the United States, and whatever was number one in the United States was clearly number one in the entire world as well. Sergey studied hard, got high grades, graduated with honors. Even the surprise pregnancy didn’t derail things. Vica had the baby, just as Sergey entered the job market. But who would have thought that he’d turn out to be such a loser at finding, and especially keeping, jobs? He had the mind of a scholar, not of a businessman. It was genetic. Both his parents and three of his grandparents were college professors. Five years ago, Sergey asked Vica if he could possibly go back to school to get his American Ph.D. so he could pursue an academic career. She’d been supporting him all those years, and now he wanted to spend more time studying? She wanted to smack him on the head, but all she said was “Excuse me?” And he said, “Forget it.” Now she kind of regretted it. He could have been more successful as an academic.

By the time Vadik made it to the United States (via an invitation to work as a computer programmer for a prestigious company in New Jersey), Sergey had been fired from yet another job at a bank and Vica had just realized that there was no chance that she would ever go back to school. Especially since they now had a child to support. Two children. “I have two children,” Vica loved to say, meaning both her son and her husband. And then two years ago Regina married the insanely rich Bob and moved to the United States as if to rub her newfound wealth in their faces. Bob had developed a supersuccessful start-up designing new mobile apps. It seemed like all around them people were developing Internet start-ups, building new applications, creating successful businesses out of thin air, getting rich overnight, just like that. Their Facebook pages were crowded with photos taken in the Alps, at Mexican all-inclusives, on African safaris, at their brand-new country houses. “Why not just post a pic of your bank account?” Vica complained to Sergey.

Bob’s company was called DigiSly. He’d already made millions. He’d been clever enough to find a unique niche and create apps designed to serve middle-aged people’s needs. One of the most popular DigiSly apps was called LoveDirect and it was designed to help grandmothers deal with their electronic picture frames. With LoveDirect, children and grandchildren sent photos from their phones directly to their grandmothers’ frames, the new images popping up automatically. All of Bob’s ideas were like that — unpretentious, practical, banal.

Regina had helped Vadik get a job at Bob’s company, and now he too made some serious bucks. Other people were getting rich off apps too. People they knew. Ordinary people like them, immigrants like them. Angela, Vica’s friend from medical school, had just launched a very successful app that allowed people to compare the side effects of various medications so that they could choose the least harmful one to take. Sergey’s old classmate Marik had created an app that would randomly insert smiley faces into your e-mails and texts, making you appear to be a warmer, more upbeat person. Stupid, right? But guess what? The app became superpopular. All of Vadik’s IT friends were bursting with different app ideas. So why couldn’t it happen for her and Sergey? Well, they didn’t work in the IT business, but they were surrounded by people who did. You didn’t have to be a computer programmer to come up with a viable idea. You just had to be smart. And Sergey wasn’t just smart, he had a spectacular mind. Wasn’t he repeatedly called a genius by their friends — and not always with irony? Didn’t they joke at the university that for Sergey brilliant ideas came as easily as farts?

The problem was that Sergey was incapable of coming up with a simple idea, and the most obvious apps were the ones that were really taking off. Sergey’s mind was perpetually mired in existential shit.

“What about an online game that helps you find your soul mate?” he offered once. “Players are offered pairs to choose from: Godard or Truffaut, Tolstoy or Dostoevsky, Chicken or Steak, Pro-Life or Pro-Choice. Hundreds of pairs. And after you’re done, you get to know the person with the matching results. Could be location based. You’re riding a bus and you can find out who else prefers Tolstoy to Dostoevsky on that same bus.” Or his other idea, also location based, called “Touch me!” It was an app that would provide immediate physical contact to people who needed it. You could press a button and find somebody in the vicinity who wouldn’t mind holding your hand or patting you on the shoulder.

“No, Sergey, no! Nobody needs that shit!” Vica would tell him again and again.

She did like his Virtual Grave idea though. It was existential too, even kind of morbid, but it was also practical. She believed in it. If only they could persuade Bob to take on the idea along with Sergey, who would be essential to developing it. Bob’s middle-aged clientele had to be interested in death. All they needed was a clever pitching strategy.

Vica turned to Sergey, who was still squeezing the steering wheel as if his life depended on it.

“Make sure it doesn’t sound like a pitch, okay?” she said. “Because if Bob catches even a whiff of a pitch he will shut you down. You have to be subtle and stealthy. We’re coming to see Vadik’s apartment, and we’ll talk about his apartment, and then when Bob is happy and drunk, you’ll just mention it, okay? Not to Bob, but to everybody. And don’t wait until Bob gets so drunk that he misses it. Okay?”

“Why don’t I just shout ‘Nodeathno’! Would that be subtle enough?” Sergey asked and then burst out laughing.

This time Vica did hit him.

They parked too close to the curb. The right front tire was up on the pavement, but Sergey shot Vica such a look that she decided to keep silent. It was a shock to come out of the air-conditioned car into the fierce July heat. It was past seven, but it was still unbearably stuffy. Staten Island was just as hot, but at least there an occasional ocean breeze made it possible to breathe.

Vadik’s street was a narrow one, with crooked five-story buildings clinging to one another, flimsy trees with listless branches looking parched, and piles of garbage bags exuding all kinds of rotting smells, fruit and fish and diapers all together. Unlike the other buildings on the street, Vadik’s looked empty and new, seemingly out of place, as if it had been put there by mistake.

“It has a terrace! I love it!” Vadik had told them.

“I’ll give him two months to start hating it,” Sergey whispered to Vica.

Vadik had moved to New York eight years ago, but this was his sixth housewarming party.

The problem wasn’t that Vadik couldn’t find a suitable place to live, but that he couldn’t figure out what kind of place would be suitable for him. For most people, the choice of apartment was determined by their financial situation, social status, and personality. But for immigrants it was more challenging. They couldn’t figure out what their social status was, their financial future was murky, and relying on one’s personality seemed too frivolous. Most immigrants just picked a ready-made “house in the suburbs/ski trip every year” lifestyle. That was what Vica and Sergey had done by moving all the way out to Staten Island, where there was space for a family and a little more room in the budget.

Not Vadik though. He decided to let his personality guide him, which turned out to be problematic. “Vadik shed his old personality when he left Russia, and the new one hasn’t grown in yet,” Sergey said after Vadik’s fourth housewarming. “What he has now is a set of borrowed personalities that he changes on a whim.”

“You’re just jealous,” she replied.

But that wasn’t true. It was Vica who was jealous of Vadik. Jealous of Regina too. Jealous of their money, of their freedom, but most of all of the boundless opportunities the future still held for them.

“You’re here! You’re here! You’re here! The boy-genius and our perpetually angry little lynx!”

Vadik squeezed both of them in a hug. Sergey was just a little bit taller than Vica, but Vadik was much taller. He was wearing an apron over skinny jeans and a new expensive cologne. A lot of people found Vadik handsome. He had the straw-colored hair, prominent cheekbones, large mouth, and typical Russian nose that started unimpressively but gained in heft and complexity at the tip. Vica wasn’t sure if that qualified as handsome to her. One thing was clear though, Vadik shouldn’t have shaved his clumpy beard. He had that beard on and off. When he had it, Vica would pull on it and complain about how ugly it looked. But when he shaved it off, she found herself missing it. She thought if he still had the beard, that “angry little lynx” comment would have sounded nicer and funnier. Another thing was that Vadik was too tall and burly for an apron, and too Russian-looking for skinny jeans. The jeans must have been Sejun’s idea. Vadik and Sejun had recently met through the Hello, Love! dating app. According to Vadik, Sejun was “exciting and complex.”

“I’ll give it two more months, three at the most. Then he’ll dump her,” Vica said to Sergey.

“I think she’ll dump him,” Sergey replied.

“Where’s Sejun?” Vica asked Vadik.

“She’s back in Palo Alto. I don’t want to jinx anything…but there’s been talk about her moving here. I’m keeping my fingers crossed.”

“We all are,” Sergey said, and Vica kicked him a little. They all secretly joked about the fact that Vadik couldn’t keep a girlfriend for more than three months. He claimed that he had found and lost the love of his life on his first day in New York. They didn’t really believe him. What was more likely was that his love problems had to do with his quest to find his own personality. He couldn’t possibly know what kind of a woman he needed before he decided what kind of a man he wanted to be.

That was another thing that made Vica jealous of Vadik. He was free to make bad choices. He could do something and then immediately undo it. She was stuck with what she had. Forever. She had been so eager to jump into that “forever” when Sergey asked her to marry him. Now the word made her head spin with horror.

“How’s Eric?” Vadik asked.

“Good, fine,” Vica answered. “He’s in the Poconos with Sergey’s mom.”

She was always surprised when Vadik asked about their son. Most of the time he seemed to forget about Eric’s existence. Regina was the same way. Vadik had a biological child in Russia. He had donated his sperm to a couple who had had trouble conceiving, and he knew that the wife had gotten pregnant, but he never even bothered to ask if they had a boy or a girl.

“Don’t just stand there — come in, explore!” Vadik said, and prodded Vica in the back.

The living room was pretty unimpressive: large and dark. Very little furniture. No dining table, no chairs. Just a coffee table next to a skinny leather couch, two leather puffs, and a large flat-screen clipped to a bare wall.

“Nice! It has a futuristic-lab vibe,” Sergey said.

“Two bedrooms?” Vica asked.

“One,” Vadik said, “but enormous. With a terrace! And there are two bathrooms — one right off the kitchen. The kitchen is quite something here! Let me show you.”

“Whoa!” Sergey said.

The kitchen was narrow and frightening, lined with gray floor-to-ceiling cabinets and chrome equipment. There was a huge marble counter with the stove in the middle of it that jutted right at them.

“What’s this about?” Sergey asked, tugging on Vadik’s apron and pointing at the gleaming collection of pots and pans.

“Exploring molecular cuisine,” Vadik said.

“Uh-huh,” Sergey said.

“I bought an immersion cooker and this amazing new app to go with it. It’s called KitchenDude. It tells me what to do. After I put the food in the cooker, I get texts that inform me about its progress. Like right now I have osso buco in there, and I’ll get a text when it’s ready.”

Vica sighed. Another maddeningly banal app.

“What did you call it? Bossa nova?” Sergey asked.

“Osso buco!” Vica corrected him. “I can’t believe you don’t know about this dish. It’s mentioned in every American TV series.”

Something buzzed with an alarming intensity.

“The bossa nova ringing you?” Sergey asked.

“Osso buco!” Vica hissed.

“No, our friends are ringing me,” Vadik said and rushed to open the door.

Regina raised both her arms to hug Vadik, a frosted bottle of champagne in each hand. Back in Russia, Regina had been a famous translator of North American literature. She’d even won a bunch of important prizes, as had her mother, who was even more famous. Both Sergey and Vadik mentioned the two women’s “magical touch.” Vica wasn’t persuaded. She had picked up Regina’s translation of The Handmaid’s Tale and wasn’t impressed at all. She then read Howards End in translation by Regina’s mother and didn’t love it either. The books were boring, but to be fair, perhaps that was Atwood’s and Forster’s fault, not Regina’s or her mother’s.

When Regina was younger, people had often commented that she was a dead ringer for Julia Roberts. Vica always found that ridiculous. Regina did have a long nose and a big mouth, that was true, but she had never been pretty. She had always been clumsy and unkempt, and not very hygienic. Now that she was a rich man’s wife, she had managed to clean up a bit, but she seemed to wear her newfound wealth like a thin layer over her former subpar self. Her monstrously crooked toes showed through her Manolo sandals and her long Nicole Miller dress clung to her deeply flawed body. Bad posture, pouches of fat. With all that money and free time, Vica thought, Regina had an obligation to take better care of her body.

Bob was different. Bob was so neatly packed into his clothes that they appeared to have been drawn on him. He had the solid frame of a former football player and a shaved head that gleamed under Vadik’s fluorescent lights. His face was impenetrable, like a marble egg. He was ten years older than Regina. Which would make him what? Fifty? Regina said that Bob wasn’t “really” rich. Not at all. What he had was moderate success, and he would never become a billionaire. He was too old — the field belonged to the young guys. In fact, Bob would have laughed if he knew that Vica considered him rich. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Vica thought.

Still, Regina fascinated Vica. She often wished that they could be closer. Back in Moscow, it was Vica who thwarted all of Regina’s attempts at friendship. Ever since Sergey had dumped Regina to be with Vica, Vica had been suspicious of her, had expected Regina to get back at her, to harm her in some way. If Vica was in her place, she wouldn’t have accepted defeat with such calm. “But she is not like you,” Sergey would tell her, “Regina is not like you at all.” Then when Regina came to stay with them after her mother died, Vica felt so sorry for her that she offered Regina all the warmth she could summon. But Regina appeared to be thoroughly indifferent. And when she married Bob and came to live in the United States, she was cold and standoffish to Vica. Vica started to suspect that Regina felt that being friends with Vica was beneath her. She must have felt that way. Vica worked as an ultrasound technician and struggled to keep her family afloat, while Regina had a Ph.D. and knew all those languages and lived in Tribeca.

Vica watched how Bob inched past them and planted himself on the couch. She couldn’t read his expression. Vica had lived in this country for many years now, but she still didn’t understand Americans. Especially American men. She had a vague understanding of women, because she’d watched every season of Sex and the City three times over. But a man like Bob — what made him tick?

“Young people,” Regina told her once. “He hates that they’re running the tech business.”

“What else?”

“What else? Death. Death makes him tick. He’s scared of death.”

“Isn’t that true of everybody?” Vica asked.

“No. When I think of death, I just get depressed. But Bob’s been gearing up to fight it.”

“How?” Vica asked.

“Well, for one thing, he’s obsessed with preventive measures.”

Vica had made a mental note to remember that.

“Vica!” Regina cooed, reluctantly making an attempt to hug Vica but not quite doing it. Regina’s eyes had recently developed a strange glazed look as if she had trouble focusing. People thought she was perpetually stoned, but Vica knew that the glaze came from watching TV shows for eight to twelve hours a day. Regina didn’t have children and she didn’t have to work for a living. She would wake up in her enormous Tribeca loft, make herself a pot of coffee, and spend the day on the couch watching Frasier, Seinfeld, and Cheers reruns plus all the new shows that popped up on the screen. Their apartment had one of the best views in the city, but Regina preferred to keep the blinds closed to avoid the glare on her TV screen.

“When I think about what it does to my brain,” Regina once said to Vica, “I imagine a melting ice cream cone, all gooey and dripping. It’s terrifying. The other night I struggled to read a Lydia Davis story. She used to be my favorite writer. There were just one hundred and sixteen words in the story. I spent two hours reading it and I couldn’t finish it!”

Vica often wondered if Regina remembered that she owed her good fortune to her. Regina met Bob two years ago when she came to spend a week with Vica and Sergey. Vica had designed a very tight cultural program for them to follow, but then one evening, when she and Regina were going to see a Broadway show, both Sergey and Eric came down with the flu, so Vica had to stay at home. She made Regina go alone. “Make sure you sell the extra ticket!” she told her again and again. Regina sold the extra ticket to Bob. Six months later he asked her to marry him. Asked Regina! Regina, with her crooked toes and her ill-fitting bras. Some people were just lucky like that.

Sergey sat down next to Bob.

“So, Bob,” he said. “How’s business?”

“Can’t complain. What about you?”

“Funny you should ask. I’ve been working on something really amazing.”

Vica tensed and frowned at Sergey. Now was not the time! He had no idea how to be subtle. Last year at Regina’s birthday, Sergey had cornered Bob in the kitchen and started whispering in his shaky drunken English, spitting into Bob’s ear and into the bowl of Regina’s homemade gazpacho that Bob was holding in his hands. “Bob, listen. Listen, Bob. Bob! We need an app that would provide immediate physical contact to people who need it. Like a touch or a hug. Real touch. The opposite of virtual! Like when you’re feeling lonely and you’re, let’s say, in Starbucks or at the mall, and you press a button and find somebody in the immediate vicinity — in the same Starbucks or in the same stupid Macy’s — who wouldn’t mind holding your hand or patting you on the shoulder. Do you get it, Bob? Bob?” And Bob had winced, then shrugged and tried to squeeze past Sergey or at least to move the bowl away from Sergey’s face.

Finally he had shaken his head and said, “You immigrants think of apps as this new gold rush.”

“Yes, we do,” Sergey had said. “What is so wrong about that?”

“Oh, my poor friend.” Bob had smirked.

The mere memory made Vica shudder. Now she grabbed Sergey by his sleeve and dragged him away.

They all drank champagne on the terrace.

The door to the terrace was in the bedroom, so they had to walk along the long hall and then through the bedroom past Vadik’s unmade bed. Vica found his crumpled mismatched sheets stirringly indecent.

Outside, they leaned over the railing and pretended to admire the view. Vadik’s apartment was on the fourth floor, so there wasn’t much to see. It was still very hot, but now there was a warm breeze that felt more like a jet coming out of a hair dryer than a refreshing one.

“Can I make a toast?” Bob asked.

“Sure, man,” Vadik said.

Look at him sucking up to his boss, Vica thought.

“So you’re all what, thirty-eight, thirty-nine now, right?” Bob asked them.

“Yep,” Vadik agreed.

“Hey, I’m thirty-five!” Vica said, but Bob ignored her.

“That’s a crazy age,” he continued with the hint of a smirk. “Kind of like puberty for adults. When you’re forty, you’re branded as what you really are, no wiggle room after that — you gotta accept the facts. People do a lot of crazy shit right before they turn forty.”

But I still have a little wiggle room, right? Vica thought.

“You know what I did between thirty-nine and forty?” Bob asked. “I divorced my wife, sold my house, quit my corporate job, started DigiSly, and ran for office.”

“I didn’t know you ran for office,” Vadik said. “Which office?”

“Doesn’t matter. It didn’t work out,” Bob said. “My point is, let’s drink to Vadik, and to all of you and to your pivotal time in life!”

They cheered and drank.

I’m younger. I must have at least some wiggle room! Vica thought. She took a sip of her champagne and the bubbles got into her nose. She snorted, then choked and started to cough.

Vadik pounded her on the back.

“Better?” he asked. She nodded.

His expensive cologne had worn off and now he had his dear familiar smell of briny pickles. She remembered that smell ever since she and Vadik had dated in college, and also from the miserable day five years ago when they’d spent two hours kissing on the couch in her house on Staten Island. She’d reached for him, but he’d jerked away and the buckle of his belt scratched her right cheek. It had even drawn a little blood. Vadik acted as if he had long forgotten those two hours. One hour and forty minutes to be exact. He was right. It was wiser to forget. It was always wiser to forget, to let go, to not expect too much, to not demand too much from life.

“Vicusha, you demand too much. That’s your problem,” her mother used to say to her all the time. She worked as a nurse in a small town on the Azov Sea. She had a quiet drunkard of a husband, a dog, and a crooked apple tree in her backyard. She didn’t demand more. Vica’s two sisters didn’t demand anything either. One was older than Vica by fourteen years and the other by twelve. She had always thought of them as her mean, dumb aunts rather than as sisters.

But how could you help but want things, demand things? Especially if there were so many riches around you and life was so shockingly short? There was so little time to make the most of it! Vica spent her working hours performing sonograms, peering at the computer screen, where the signs of disease lurked in the gray mess of inner organs. “Relax, relax,” Vica would say while moving her slippery stick over somebody’s stomach or chest. Everything would seem to be fine on the outside and yet on the screen there would be a jagged dark spot, or a white speck, or a luminous stain. And then she would see a bunch of printouts on the desk. Like a bunch of postcards from Death.

“That’s good champagne!” Sergey said.

Bob grinned.

“Bobik loves it!” Regina said and kissed Bob on the ear, which was a weird way to show affection. Bobik was the number one name for a dog in Russia. Vica wondered if Bob knew that. But how could he know that? His only knowledge of Russia came from the words of his wife, who told him that she came from a famous and very cultured Russian family. Her great-grandfather was a renowned artist, her grandparents were persecuted under Stalin, her mother once went on a date with Brodsky. All of that was true to a certain degree, just not entirely true. Vica couldn’t disprove the story about Brodsky, but she knew for a fact that the artist great-grandfather couldn’t have been that famous. Otherwise, he would have been mentioned in the Soviet encyclopedia, and he wasn’t — Vica had checked.

Vica had once told Sergey that she knew why Bob married Regina. It was really simple. After he had gotten rich, he had developed an old-fashioned American desire to invest in some old-country culture and a philanthropic cause. Regina seemed to provide him with both.

“You’re so mean!” Sergey had said.

A shrill persistent ringing came from the vicinity of Vadik’s crotch.

“Bossa nova?” Sergey asked.

“Osso buco!” Vica corrected once more.

“Sejun!” Vadik said and answered his phone quickly. His face immediately broke into a bright idiotic smile. He whispered something into the phone, then pressed it to his ear, then whispered something again.

“Guys, say hi to Sejun,” he said, turning the phone toward them.

A fuzzy but obviously pretty woman whose face filled the entire screen said: “Hi.” She sounded rather indifferent.

They all greeted her.

Vadik turned the phone away from them and whispered something to the screen. Sejun whispered something back. They kept whispering until the tone of their voices changed from intimate to mildly annoyed to angry, and their whispering turned into hissing.

“I’m switching to the iPad,” Vadik said, “better image there.”

He went into the bedroom, dropped the phone on the bed, picked up the iPad, and dialed.

A larger, prettier Sejun appeared on the iPad screen.

“What now?” she asked.

Vadik headed toward the bathroom.

“Hey, where are you carrying me?” she protested. “You know I don’t like it when you move me around!”

“I have to show you my new shower curtain!” Vadik carried Sejun into the bathroom and closed the door behind him.

“He didn’t show us the curtain,” Regina said, yawning.

“I’m pretty sure he’s gonna show her something else,” Sergey said.

Regina sighed, but Bob started to laugh like crazy. Disgusting, Vica thought.

Something buzzed again. The sound was coming from the phone on Vadik’s bed. Sergey rushed toward the bedroom.

“Don’t answer it,” Vica said, “it’s private!”

“What if it’s a text from osso buco?” Sergey said, checking the number.

“Osso buco!” Vica said, even though this time Sergey was right and there was no need to correct him.

“The caller ID says ‘KitchenDude.’ What do I do?”

“Just open the message!” Vica said.

“Okay. It says: ‘Your food is ready, dude.’ ”

“Did it say ‘dude’?” Bob asked.

“It did! It said ‘dude’!”

Vica snatched the phone from Sergey and headed toward the bathroom.

“Hey, don’t!” Sergey said. “Don’t disturb them!”

But Vica was already pounding on the bathroom door.

“What?” Vadik asked.

“What do we do about the osso buco?”

“Take care of it! Check the app!”

Vadik’s kitchen did have a futuristic-lab feel. To Vica, it looked positively scary. There were all kinds of gadgets, all of them high-tech, gleaming, and enormous.

The stove was empty, as was the pressure cooker, as was a strange machine to the right of the pressure cooker. The only thing that seemed alive and working was a square plastic box that looked like an oversize microwave with a cockpitlike panel on it. Was that the immersion cooker? The red light on top of it was blinking.

Vica tried to open it to check on what was inside, but she couldn’t find any part that would detach from the rest of it.

“I can’t open it!” she yelled.

“Easy,” Bob said.

Vica turned away from the immersion cooker to face Bob. He was standing in the doorway with a full glass of champagne in his hand. He came closer and handed it to Vica. The glass had the imprint of Bob’s fingers on it. Vica took it and sipped.

“Drink up,” Bob said.

She did. There was something about Bob that made her listen to him. His eyes were blue. Very small. Very bright. Slightly bloodshot. He was standing too close to her. She could feel the heat emanating from his body through his expensive shirt. She took a step back but the counter was behind her.

“You’re a very delicate woman, Vica. Very delicate. Very unusual. You’re a very special woman, Vica. You know that?”

Vica felt dizzy. Nobody had ever called her delicate. Nobody saw that in her. Why the fuck couldn’t they see it? She was delicate!

Bob moved closer. If he continued to move forward, he would crush her against Vadik’s counter.

She was overcome by the intense smell of meat. She couldn’t decide if it was emanating from the immersion cooker or from Bob.

She was about to faint when she heard voices in the living room. Sergey and Regina must have come back from the terrace.

“Osso buco,” she said. “What do we do about the osso buco, Bob?”

He chuckled. “Don’t worry about the osso buco,” he said, briskly stepping away from her. “I’ll take care of it.”

Vica hurried into the guest bathroom. It was tiny and dark, not nearly as nice as the bathroom adjacent to the bedroom. The memories of Bob’s smell, Bob’s heat, and Bob’s desire for her were so intense that she had trouble peeing. How strange that they had met so many times before and he never seemed to notice her. Well, he noticed her now. Would he want to have an affair with her? He must! She peered at her reflection in the mirror. She had a tight curvy body (“curvy” didn’t mean fat, did it? She wasn’t fat), full lips, catlike eyes. Vica blew a wisp of reddish hair off her face, admiring the gentle slope of her forehead. Her eyelids were a bit too heavy, but that gave her a “bedroom eyes” effect — she’d read about that in Cosmo. Bob simply had to fall in love with her! They would meet in posh hotels that had bathrobes and slippers and little pillows on the bed. They would have dinners in the best restaurants that served butter in little silver dishes. She would finally try foie gras and chocolate soufflé, and maybe even have one of those omakase meals at a Japanese place. And he would buy her that La Perla slip she’d seen in the window of a shop on West Broadway. And then Bob would leave Regina and marry her. She deserved somebody like Bob so much more than Regina! She could pretend to be cultured just as well as Regina could. She could even invent a grandfather who had perished under Stalin’s regime and a grandmother who had dated Stravinsky or Balanchine. Bob was getting tired of Regina anyway. Who wouldn’t? Would it be too much to ask Bob to pay for her graduate school? Definitely not! But what about Eric? Oh, Eric would be fine. Bob would pay for a private school and take him skiing in the Italian Alps. They usually skied in the Poconos, and Eric complained about how icy and crowded the slopes were. He would like the Italian Alps so much better. And then tennis camp for the summer. Somewhere beautiful instead of that shitty camp in the Catskills where the kids spent their time playing videogames in a dingy clubhouse. What about Sergey, though? She imagined him all alone in their moldy basement littered with Eric’s old toys and discarded household items. Sitting in his favorite chair in the dark, his face wet, his shoulders trembling. A rush of affection for Sergey cut through her like a sharp pain. Vica washed her hands, splashed some water onto her neck, and went out of the bathroom.

It had gotten darker outside, and the living room was now bathed in the soft light of the floor lamp. Vadik wasn’t back yet, and Bob must have been still busy with the osso buco. Sergey and Regina were alone in the room. Taking dishes out of the cabinet and setting them on the coffee table. Talking. The coziness of the scene made Vica so sick that she considered going back into the bathroom.

—

In the light of Vadik’s lamp, Regina did look a little bit like Julia Roberts. Except, of course, for the toes. But then who knew what kind of toes Julia Roberts had.

“I also enjoy Frasier,” Sergey was saying. “It’s kind, you know? A kind show about kind people. Sometimes that’s what you want. A little bit of kindness.”

“Yes, I know exactly what you mean. It’s soothing.”

Vica wiped her damp forehead with her sleeve.

“Excuse me!” Bob said, squeezing past her with a huge plate in his hands. “The osso buco is here. Now where is our host?”

And just then Vadik came out from the bathroom with his iPad.

They ate dinner balancing the heavy plates on their knees. Vica, Regina, and Sergey were sitting on the couch, and Vadik and Bob were on the two large leather puffs across from them. There wasn’t any place to put the wineglasses, so they kept them on the floor by their feet.

Vadik insisted that Sejun should join them for the meal, so he propped the iPad in the middle of the coffee table right next to the platter with the osso buco.

“Isn’t it insanely hot in New York?” Sejun asked.

“It is!” Sergey rushed to confirm.

“And you’re eating roasted meat?” Sejun asked.

“The A/C is on full blast,” Vadik said.

After they were finished, Vadik cleared the plates and brought out large bowls of salad. “Kale and peach,” he announced.

Vica found the salad disgusting. The kale was so tough that it felt like she was chewing on the sleeve of a leather jacket, and the peaches were overripe and slimy. And anyway, what an idea to serve salad after the meat! She kept throwing glances in Bob’s direction, but he behaved as if he had forgotten all about their encounter. Oh well, she thought, fuck you, Bob. His face acquired that tranquil pinkish hue, which signified that he might be just drunk enough and ready for the pitch. Vica shot a look at Sergey, but his attention was apparently focused on removing a piece of kale from between his teeth.

“Where is Sejun?” Bob asked. “I don’t see her.” He tapped on the screen and called for her as if she were hiding. “Sejun?” Vadik called.

Sejun sighed with a little too much exasperation and said that she was going to the library.

“It’s ten p.m.!” Vadik protested.

“It’s seven here,” Sejun said, “and I’m kind of tired of watching you guys eat.”

“Sejun!” Vadik said, but the screen went blank.

Vadik put the iPad back on the table. He was visibly upset.

“I love your apartment, Vadik!” Regina said, attempting to change the subject. “It’s a little strange, you know, but maybe that’s why it fits you so well.”

Bob nodded in agreement, then drained yet another wineglass. One more drink and he would become unpitchable. Vica wanted to tap Sergey on the shoulder, but she couldn’t reach across Regina.

“She’s right, man,” Sergey said, turning to Vadik. “Really cool place. It’s not that big, but you can actually breathe in here. It’s the suburbs that make you suffocate.”

Vadik stared into his glass for a long time, then sighed. “Did you know that I wanted to kill myself, when I lived out in Jersey?”

Not the bike story again, Vica thought. She had heard it three or four times before. As had Sergey. As had Regina. But they all looked at Vadik attentively. Even Bob did.

“Yeah, that’s right. I wanted to kill myself. It happened eight years ago when I first came here. I lived in Carteret first, then in Avenel. Avenel had Mom’s Diner. Carteret had a view of the Staten Island dump. In Avenel, I rented a two-bedroom. I had just come from Istanbul and I had a two-bedroom there, so I thought that that was what I wanted. But in Istanbul, I had furniture, and here there were three enormous rooms, perfectly empty. I put the bed in the master bedroom. I put the TV and the exercise bike in the living room, but there was nothing left for the second bedroom. The emptiness scared me. I tried to avoid it, but I kept wandering in. So I decided to put the exercise bike in the middle of the second bedroom. It looked small in all that empty space. I got on it and started pushing the pedals. I was pushing and pushing, but then I caught my reflection in one of the windows. I was perched on that bike, pushing the pedals, inside of that huge white box. I looked like a lab rat strapped to some piece of equipment. I got off the bike, went to the bathroom, and grabbed a bottle of Tazepam. I didn’t know how many pills I’d need to kill myself. Ten? Twenty? Thirty just to be sure? I unscrewed the bottle and there were three. Just three. I remember thinking how pathetic that was. Well, I took those three and went to sleep. I slept for fourteen hours. When I woke up, I packed up my things — a suitcase, a computer bag, and two boxes of books — and escaped to the city.”

Regina started either sniffling or snickering, as she always did at the end of this story.

“What’s Tazepam?” Bob asked.

“Russian tranquilizer,” Sergey explained.

“Can you get it here?”

“I don’t know. It’s kind of like Xanax but deadlier.”

“So how many do you need to off yourself?” Bob asked.

“Still no idea,” Vadik said. “I wish there was an app that helped you commit suicide. Just, you know, help you find the easiest and most rational way to do it.”

“Suicide Buddy?” Sergey asked. They all laughed.

Now, now was the perfect moment to bring up Sergey’s idea! Vica thought. But Sergey being Sergey, he wasn’t getting it.

Vica reached around Regina’s back and prodded Sergey with her fork. He didn’t budge. She prodded him harder. He glared at her. She knew exactly what he was thinking: that she was a coldhearted bitch to try to pitch their idea right after the suicide story. But she didn’t care what he thought.

“Bob,” she said.

Bob raised his eyes to her. His eyes were now the same color as his face. Red. Forget about their encounter in the kitchen, he looked as if he’d have trouble remembering who she was. She hoped he wasn’t past lucidity.

“Bob!”

“Yeah?”

“Speaking of death…”

“Yeah?”

“Sergey has the most amazing idea for an app.”

They all stared at her as if she were drunk. She was tipsy, but she didn’t care. She didn’t care about being subtle either. She would just pitch the idea head-on. And she would pitch it right to Bob.

“This new app, Bob. It would allow you to fight death.”

Bob stretched and screwed up his face while making an honest effort to understand. “To fight death?” he asked.

Sergey cleared his throat. They all turned to look at him.

“Well, not exactly, of course, but it would allow you to keep your online presence after you die,” Sergey said, “to remain immortal in a virtual reality. You see, the idea that inspired me comes from a nineteenth-century Russian philosopher, Nikolai Fyodorov.”

No, not Fyodorov! Vica thought. But then she looked around and saw that Bob was listening with great interest.

“Fyodorov’s main idea was the resurrection of the fathers. He thought that it was the duty of every son to resurrect his father.”

“Huh,” Bob said. “My shrink thinks just the opposite. ‘Bury your father’ is what he tells me. Bury your father, free yourself of his grip, or you’ll never become your own man.”

“Well, not so in Fyodorov’s opinion. He thought that the problem with modern man was that he had lost connection to his ancestors. Fyodorov thought that mortality was conquerable, and it was also necessary to conquer, because mortality was the source of all the evil among men. I mean, why be good if you’re going to die anyway? Fyodorov argued that the struggle against mortality should become the common cause for all humans, regardless of their ethnicity or social status. Science was advancing in such a fast and powerful way that it would soon be possible to make human life infinite and to revive the dead. Fyodorov thought that eventually we could collect and synthesize the molecular material of the dead. He actually predicted cloning.”

Sergey was gaining confidence as he spoke. He had such an impressive voice — slightly scratchy, but deep and commanding. Vica had forgotten how much she had always loved his voice. Even his English had improved. He still had a strong accent, but it was the accent of a confident man.

“What year was this?” Bob asked.

“The 1880s,” Sergey said.

“That’s pretty amazing,” Bob said.

“But Fyodorov thought that the genetic or physical restoration of a person wasn’t enough. It was also necessary to give the revived person his old personality. Fyodorov explored the theory of ‘radial images’ that may contain the personalities of the people and survive after death, but he had a very vague idea of how to preserve or extract those images.”

“ ‘Radial images’?” Bob asked.

“I think he meant the soul,” Vadik said.

“Yes, the soul,” Sergey said. “The soul that is supposed to be immortal by definition, but it’s really not. Because where does it go after we die?”

“Right,” Bob said.

Vica saw that his eyes were beginning to glaze over and that he was looking for a bottle of wine. She peered at Sergey, trying to communicate: “Get off Fyodorov!” He wasn’t looking at her.

“And that was Fyodorov’s problem. How do you go about preserving something if you don’t know how to find it?”

“Right,” Bob said again.

“But now we know where to find it.”

“We do?”

“We do. It’s in your online presence. Your e-mail. Your Twitter. Your Facebook. Your Instagram or whatever. That’s where people now share their innermost feelings and thoughts, whatever they find funny or memorable or simply worthy in any way. Our online presence is where the essence of a person is nowadays.”

“Right!” Bob said. The phrase online presence seemed to revive him a little.

“And that’s where my app comes in.”

Sergey listed the basics of Virtual Grave. “I created a linguistic algorithm that would allow you to preserve and re-create a virtual voice of a deceased person from all of the texts he had created online while he was alive. It’s not that hard to run the entire flow of somebody’s speech through a program and come up with semantic and syntactic patterns as well as the behavorial patterns determined by people’s online personalities. Suppose your loved one suddenly died. You would be able to connect Virtual Grave to her social media accounts, run the app, and re-create her voice. Then you would be able to ask her questions. No, the answers aren’t expected to be meaningful — this is not spiritualism. But we don’t need meaningful advice from dead people anyway. It’s the contact that matters, the illusion that they are still present somewhere, watching over us, if only virtually.”

All those words Vica had heard so many times in the recent weeks now sounded different. More poetic, more powerful.

Vica imagined Eric trying to get that moment of contact with her or Sergey and felt a lump in her throat. She had to make an effort to fight back tears. Even Vadik seemed moved. It was only Regina who couldn’t help but snicker. That bitch, Vica thought.

A loud sniffle came as if from under the coffee table.

“Sejun!” Vadik said. “I thought you’d left.”

The iPad screen had long gone black, and Vica had completely forgotten about her.

“Sejun,” Vadik said and tapped on the screen.

A glowing pixelated shape of Sejun’s face emerged from the darkness. Her eyes were moist as if she was about to cry.

“That is beautiful, guys. That is a beautiful, beautiful app,” Sejun said.

Bob’s was the only expression that was hard to read. He sat there staring at Sergey as if frozen. Then he rose from the couch, walked up to Sergey, and punched him on the shoulder.

“I love the way you think, man! Love it. Love it. Love it. It makes me sick that the whole tech business is in the hands of those young kids. What do they know about life? What do they care about death? What can they possibly create if they don’t know and don’t care? It’s only natural that they come up with dumb toys.”

Bob plopped back onto the couch that bent obediently to his shape. “Oh, how I love it…” He moaned again.

Vica reclined in her seat and closed her eyes. It was done. Bob was hooked. She could hear her heart thumping in drunken excitement. The image of their bright, bright future branched out in her mind and kept growing, past those omakase meals, five-star resorts in the Italian Alps, VIP beaches in the Caribbean, and their own Tribeca loft, and finally to a really good graduate school and her newfound happiness and amazing sex with the wonderful, talented, magnificent Sergey.

“I’m concerned about one thing though,” Bob said.

Vica opened her eyes and stared at Bob. His intoxication seemed to have subsided. His expression was sharp, even severe.

“I do like your idea, man,” Bob said. “I fucking love it! But it won’t take. Not in the North American market at least. You see, Americans deal with mortality either by enforcing their Christian beliefs or by ignoring it. We don’t like to think about death. We prefer to think about more uplifting things, like prolonging life or making it better. That’s the way it is. Sorry, man.” He sighed and reached under the table for another bottle.

“Vadik, tell your friend not to be upset,” Sejun said from the darkness of the screen.

“He’ll live,” Vadik said.

Was that it? Did Bob mean it was over? Vica thought. Over? Just like that? No, it couldn’t be over!

“No!” she screamed. “Our app is not about death! It’s about immortality, not death. Immortality. Sergey, tell Bob about immortality. Immortality is uplifting. Sergey, tell this to Bob! Tell Bob! Tell him!”

She jerked her foot and kicked Regina’s wineglass on the floor. The wine spilled all over Vadik’s newly waxed floor. They all threw their napkins over the puddle, and Vadik stomped on the pile of napkins with his foot as if trying to extinguish a fire. They all seemed to be avoiding looking at her. Sergey too. Especially Sergey.

“Sergey!” she screamed.

“You know what app would be really cool?” he said without looking at anybody in particular. “An app where you could press a button and turn somebody’s volume down. Like you do with the TV, only with a real live person. Imagine a dinner party and everybody’s talking, but there is this one person that you just wish would shut up. So you point your device at that person — you can do it under the table discreetly — and lower her volume. Everybody else can hear her fine, and you can hear everybody else but her. Now wouldn’t that be a dream?”

They all started to laugh. Not at the same time though. Vadik was the first with his series of chuckles. Then Bob with his hoarse hooting. Then Regina joined in, but with her it was not one hundred percent clear if she was laughing or crying. But Sejun was definitely laughing and her laugh was the happiest. “I’m sorry,” she kept saying, “it’s just so funny. Too funny. I want that app.”

Vica hated their laughter right away; she recognized it as disgusting, but it took her a moment to realize that they were all looking at her and laughing at her.

She turned away from them, stepped over the bunched-up napkins, and walked toward Vadik’s bedroom.

“No, no, don’t,” she heard Sergey say, “she’ll be fine. She just needs to be alone for a minute.”

Do I? she wondered, stepping onto the terrace. Do I need to be alone?

The air had become significantly cooler. Vica was holding on to the last remnants of her drunkenness to keep herself warmer and less sad. She was lost. They all were. So thoroughly lost. Why couldn’t anybody think of an app for that? To help one find one’s way in life? She didn’t care about immortality. Fuck immortality! What she cared about was this short meager life that they had to live. Why couldn’t they think of an app to make it easier?

Vica looked out at the roofs of other buildings. They boasted tangled wires and broken tarps. Some had water towers, perched on clumsy legs. Others had chimneys clustered together yet bending away from one another like dysfunctional families. Yes, exactly like dysfunctional families. It was the sight of the chimneys that made her cry.