Still Here

Chapter 4: Still Here

Sergey had dozed off on the lower deck of the ferry and woke just as they were passing the Statue of Liberty. He wiped a trickle of drool from the corner of his mouth and stood up. The moldy-green figure was looming on his left, the skyscrapers moving closer, getting bigger, sturdier. The cloudy sky, the gray waves. Everything so solid and stern. Sergey dreaded going to the office. The rumors of huge layoffs at Langley Miles had been circulating for a while, but yesterday they actually announced that a large group of employees would be “let go” this week. He had good reason to worry that he would be fired today. His position as a business analyst was insignificant enough, and he had been hired not that long ago. He knew that the newest employees were usually the first to get cut.

Some of Sergey’s friends who worked at other places were happy to lose their jobs. The generous severance packages they received made it feel like a paid vacation. They would gather together for “unemployment brunches” and discuss their upcoming trips to Iceland, Peru, or other exotic locations. Vadik usually used the time and money granted by unemployment to go someplace new, find a new girl, and move into a new apartment. He would complain about his vagabond life, but it was hard not to envy him. Actually, Sergey would have enjoyed some free time so he could work on his linguistic algorithms for Virtual Grave. That fiasco with Bob had showed him that he wouldn’t be able to sell Virtual Grave as a mere idea; what he needed was a working prototype. But that would require some serious time and effort, and Vica would never let him devote himself to working on the app full-time. She treated each of his unemployment periods like a disease from which he should be cured as soon as possible. Every time he lost his job — he always had more or less the same junior position in various investment banks — she made sure that he spent every second of every day looking for a new one.

Sergey took his smartphone out of his pocket and opened Facebook. In his fourteen years in this country he hadn’t made a single American friend. Even most of his Facebook “friends” were Russians. He rarely posted anything himself, but he read his friends’ posts avidly, often with masochistic pleasure. They published books, founded literary magazines, fought against the regime, participated in antigovernment protests on Bolotnaya Square. One of his friends, a left-wing journalist, had been severely beaten by pro-Putin thugs. Sergey caught himself envying even him. They seemed to have real lives, lives pulsating with excitement and meaning. They had lives he could have had if he’d stayed in Russia. Why, why, on earth had he been so sure that he’d make it here?

Sergey shivered from the wind. It was an unusually cold day for early October. He tied his scarf tighter but didn’t move away from the railing. A few years ago, a Staten Island ferry just like this one had crashed into a pier. Sergey wasn’t on it, but he’d read about the accident. The pier ripped into the ferry’s side and tore into the main deck, where many of the passengers were gathering, about to disembark, just like they were now. Sergey imagined that a similar accident was about to happen. He imagined the mangled metal, the blood, the screams. He imagined himself flattened against the ferry’s inner wall. Dead. Free of responsibilities. Free of judgment. Free to relax. He imagined Vica’s grief with some satisfaction — they were barely talking after he had “brutally humiliated” her at Vadik’s housewarming. In the three months since then, the atmosphere at home had turned so hostile that Sergey felt that right now his death was the only thing that would warm Vica to him. But the idea of Eric being fatherless, unprotected, lost, made Sergey sick to his stomach. That was one of the main points of Virtual Grave for him, to provide some posthumous guidance or even encouragement to a person’s loved ones.

Sergey’s father died six years ago. A heart attack. He’d complained of chest pain and was dead a couple of hours later. He died in their large Moscow apartment, not in bed, but on the couch, Sergey’s mother told him. On the very same couch where they used to watch TV together. Sergey had watched the evening news with his dad ever since he was five. He could barely understand what was going on on the screen, but the fact that he watched the news — along with the heft of their couch, its scratchy surface against the backs of his knees, its funky smell, his father’s warmth next to him, his father’s disgruntled sighs in reaction to the news, which Sergey sometimes imitated — made Sergey feel mature, important, special. Other kids watched Good Night, Kiddies! Sergey watched the evening news.

Sergey had been in New York when his father died. He got the news by phone. He and Vica left Eric with a neighbor and flew to Moscow for the funeral. Sergey saw his father’s body in the coffin and the coffin enter the chute of the crematorium oven, then held the urn with his father’s ashes in his hands. They flew back to New York two days after the funeral. When they got out of the taxi in the driveway of their Staten Island house, Sergey checked the mailbox. There was a heap of slightly soggy mail — they couldn’t get the mailbox door to close all the way — and in the midst of bills, statements, and all the “fantastic offers,” there was a letter from his father. Sergey checked the date — his father must have mailed it a few days before he died. Sergey waved away an angry Vica, stepped over their suitcases in the driveway, and went straight into the house and down to the basement to read the letter. It turned out to be a very ordinary letter. Sergey kept in touch with his mother via weekly phone calls, but his father disliked talking on the phone. When he did call, usually just to wish Sergey a happy birthday, there would be long pauses between his sentences, so long that Sergey would start to worry that the connection had been lost. “Dad?” Sergey would say, and his dad would sigh and answer, “Still here.” They preferred writing letters once a month. Sergey’s father was a retired math professor who detested a flowery style of writing, so his letters were always dry and to the point. He mostly listed the significant events of that month without bothering to describe them in detail.

Went fishing with Grisha Belik. He caught two large pikes. I caught one medium-size pike and one small catfish. The weather was good. They raised train fares once again. It used to be 18 rubles. Now it’s 22. Went to the concert hall with your mother. The program was good. All Beethoven…

The letter went on like this for the entire two pages and ended with the usual “Kiss you, Papa.” Sergey pored over it again and again, trying to find something between the lines, to decode some secret meaning, some last piece of advice. Was there any significance that the concert was all Beethoven? Or that the pike was medium-size and the catfish was small? No, there wasn’t. No significance whatsoever. It was the fact that the letter was written in his father’s voice that made the experience of reading it so powerful for Sergey. His father was gone, dead, yet his voice remained alive and unchanged: dry, skeptical, vaguely ironic. Sergey stayed in the basement reading every line over and over again, until Vica came down and smothered him with her warm damp hug.

Sergey happened to be between jobs at the time. He spent the weeks following his father’s death in the basement, rereading Fyodorov. He had always admired Fyodorov, but he had never found his works so relevant before. How should a grieving son conquer his despair? The lowest of the low would be to ignore his own looming mortality and lose himself in animal lust, to go binge-fucking until death was imminent. The best and most moral thing to do was to set to work on resurrecting the father. Not many people understood the importance of this aspect of Fyodorov’s philosophy.

Vica didn’t. “Digging for molecules in the dirt to bring your dead father back to life? With your sand pail and your little shovel? That sounds like stupid sci-fi for children.”

Regina didn’t get it either. “Resurrection of the fathers? What about the mothers?” The simple answer was that Fyodorov deemed women impure and worthless, but Sergey chose to keep that to himself. Fyodorov’s opinion of women clearly sprang from some deep personal trauma, and Sergey didn’t want it to discredit his philosophy.

Even Vadik never really got Fyodorov. “Wouldn’t you end up wasting your own life if you devoted all your efforts to resurrecting somebody else’s?”

No, Sergey tried to explain, not at all! Constant pursuit of immediate gratification was what made you waste your life. Concentrating your endeavors on restoring the essence of timeless humanity was going to give you much greater satisfaction than the fleeting pleasures of sex.

It was back then that Sergey had the first inkling of Virtual Grave. Fyodorov might have predicted genetic cloning, but he couldn’t have envisioned digital archiving. Atoms and molecules weren’t needed to resurrect the essence of people; words were enough. Words recorded in digital documents. E-mails, chats, texts, tweets. If you could just gather and process the textual artifacts produced by a certain person in one place and then sift through them looking for distinctive patterns, you could create a linguistic portrait of that person, which was equal to restoring his or her essence or, in other words, his or her soul. And once you did that, you could enable the restored essence of that person to communicate with his or her loved ones, to provide much-needed guidance and support. He even managed to impress Vica when he explained this idea to her. “Virtual voice,” she repeated with that familiar hungry glow in her eyes. “A powerful illusion. An extremely marketable illusion.”

The deafening whistle that signaled the ferry’s imminent arrival made Sergey jump. He walked across the crowded deck closer to the exit as the ferry made its uneasy way to the pier, screeching, groaning, bumping into the scruffy wooden boards. The ferry workers lowered the walkway onto the deck, and Sergey started to squeeze toward the exit along with the other sleepy, hungry, and cranky commuters.

He was almost sure that today would be his last day at Langley Miles. His recent evaluations had been pretty bad.

“Sergey needs to be more proactive and take more ownership of the projects he leads,” one said.

“Sergey needs to demonstrate improvement in human relations.”

“Sergey needs to react to criticism in more constructive ways.”

Back in Russia, when he first got that letter of acceptance from New York School of Business, Sergey imagined his future in a completely different way. He would sit in his roomy office alone, bending over his massive desk, reading, thinking, coming up with brilliant financial strategies. None of his fantasies had involved junior positions, difficult bosses, cubicles, bathroom passes, corporate parties, corporate birthdays, corporate community days, corporate baby showers, networking, adjusting, catering, fitting in. Failing to fit in.

His first disappointment was that New York School of Business wasn’t actually a very good school. His friends who’d praised it must have had New York University’s Stern School of Business in mind. He quickly discovered that great companies weren’t particularly eager to employ NYSB graduates.

Still, since Sergey had graduated at the top of his class, he did manage to find a decent first job. He worked as a financial analyst for Gray Bank. It was far from the job of his dreams, but it was a start. He worked there for two years and his evaluations had been consistently good. He used to make fun of them to Vica, and even quoted the most ridiculous passages in e-mails to Regina and Vadik, but he was secretly proud of them.

“Sergey initiates good conceptual ideas with practical applications.”

“Makes inventive and resourceful decisions.”

“Is competent. Is clear-thinking. Is vigorous.”

“Possesses a personal magnetism.”

That last one made both Vadik and Regina crack up. Does your boss have a crush on you? Vadik had asked.

Sergey’s career was destined to get better and better. He was offered another job with a much better salary and benefits, at a much larger bank than Gray. He and Vica decided that after he had worked there for a full year, they would be able to afford for Vica to quit her job and go to graduate school.

The problem was that Sergey’s new boss proved to be insane. “He looks like a demented squirrel,” Sergey complained to Vadik and Regina, making them laugh. “He does!” he insisted. “He has these rodent teeth and vacant little eyes.” Vica failed to appreciate this comparison. She really hated Sergey’s being so negative about his boss. It wouldn’t help him succeed, she said. But it was hard not to be negative. The guy kept piling the most boring, humiliating work on Sergey and making him the office scapegoat. The worst was his patronizing contempt. If Sergey asked him to clarify this or that, he would stare at him with his beady black eyes for ten seconds or so and say, “Didn’t they teach you that at business school?” And if he had to ask Sergey a question, he would pretend that he couldn’t understand the answer because of Sergey’s English. “Excuse me?” he would say, or “Say that again,” or just shake his head.

“Sergey demonstrates fine professional expertise, but he could use some improvement in his verbal skills,” he wrote in an evaluation.

“What if he really doesn’t understand you?” Vica asked. “Your English is not that great.” Well, yes, Sergey knew that his English was far from perfect, but he strongly believed that his brilliance and wit should compensate for that. Sergey loved to watch interviews with European luminaries on PBS. They too spoke with strong accents and made occasional grammatical mistakes, but these imperfections weren’t seen as a handicap, but rather as a sign of superiority. They spoke the English of European intellectuals. And they sounded just like Sergey. Sergey got really mad when Vica burst out laughing when he shared that sentiment with her. That was when they had their first really big fight. Vica refused to understand why Sergey had to quit that job. “I hate my job too, so what?” she said.

“I’ll find a new job in no time,” Sergey told her. And he did. He found a new job within two weeks. The salary was almost as good as his last job, but the workload was lighter, and the boss was a nice, really nice, man. Kind of pale and sickly looking with these dark circles under his eyes, but nice. When, after two months, the decision was made to let Sergey go, his boss actually bothered to explain his reasons. It was not Sergey’s fault, this was just a wave of layoffs. It happened. “Yeah, right,” Vica said, when Sergey repeated that to her. She threw the cake he brought to appease her directly into the garbage bin. She kicked his computer bag with her foot. She yelled at Eric to get the hell out and go play outside. Sergey thought she was rather unreasonably angry. He promised to find a new job, a better job, within weeks. He’d done it once, he could do it again. Sergey did find something, but then the financial crisis hit and he lost it almost immediately.

It all went downhill from there. His enthusiasm faltered. His panic grew. His insecurities bloomed. His résumé became stained with longer and longer periods of unemployment. Each of the jobs he managed to find seemed to be a little bit worse than his last one, and the effort required to find them was greater and greater. There were fewer and fewer graduates from good schools among his coworkers, more and more immigrants like him.

“So what is it you do there exactly?” Regina asked when he got the job at Langley Miles. How he hated when people asked him that!

“I perform daily reconciliation of interest rate derivatives positions,” he said to Regina.

“What does that mean?” she asked.

“Do you really want to know or do you just want to rub it in about how senseless my job is?”

“Sorry,” she said.

No, his job at Langley Miles wasn’t great, and still Sergey wouldn’t have gotten it at all if not for Vadik’s help — Vadik used to work there as a programmer before he accepted Bob’s offer. Vadik had come to the United States years later than Sergey, and now Vadik was helping him. Still, the worst was Vica’s attitude. She reacted to his work problems as if they were entirely his fault, as if he had done something to get fired on purpose, to spite her, to punish her, to make her life harder. Sergey’s body couldn’t handle the relentless disappointment either — he developed gastritis and a host of sexual problems. Vica took the latter as a personal affront.

His evaluations were getting increasingly critical, and Sergey found he was reacting to them with more and more pain. He knew them all by heart, he couldn’t help it. They seemed to attack everything about him from his technical skills to his character, merging in his mind into sickening poems of judgment.

Lacks skills, spirit, drive.

Lacks goals.

Lacks control.

Fails to aspire.

Fails to evolve.

Fails to progress.

Apparently, he was failing not just professionally but on some basic human level.

He imagined that people were displeased with him everywhere. He would get embarrassed if it took him more than two seconds to produce his credit card to a cashier; he would be mortified if somebody asked him for directions and he didn’t know the answer. When he ordered in restaurants, he imagined that waiters made fun of his imperfect English. He constantly saw dissatisfaction in Vica’s eyes, more dissatisfaction that she actually felt, and far more than she meant to express. Even Eric….Didn’t he look annoyed when Sergey failed to assemble his toy robot? Didn’t he sound sarcastic when he said “Yeah, Dad, the instructions must be wrong.” Until just a couple of years ago, his son used to sit at the top of the living room stairs waiting eagerly for Sergey to come home from work. “Daddy’s here!” he would yell when Sergey opened the door. He would slide down the stairs and jump into Sergey’s arms. When Eric was born, Sergey had been hoping that his boy would grow up to be somebody who could understand him, become his true friend. There were moments when Sergey still hoped that was possible. Most of the time, though, he would look at Eric and imagine his son judging him as a father, listing his failures, mocking his weaknesses. He couldn’t understand why these evaluations plagued him to such a degree. Perhaps it was a personality flaw that he couldn’t “react to criticism in a more constructive way.”

In his youth, he was accustomed to being admired, adored, praised, showered with applause, starting when he was four or five. Every single time his parents hosted a party, his father would bring little Sergey into the room and ask him to sing. And Sergey didn’t disappoint. His musical ear might not have been perfect, but he had a strong, ringing voice and plenty of confidence. His father encouraged him to forgo stupid children’s songs and go straight for romances and even arias from famous operas. His biggest hits were “La donna è mobile” and Lensky’s aria from Eugene Onegin. He didn’t understand any of the words, but it didn’t matter. He took enormous, almost sensual pleasure in producing the sounds, in the musical reverberations that seemed to run down his body. And there were adoring stares all around. Smiles of delight, murmurs of appreciation. This was how Sergey’s addiction to praise started. He’d stopped singing for an audience when he hit puberty, but he’d had ample gratification from other sources throughout his entire life, up until the last few years. Excellent grades in school and college, becoming the youngest person with a Ph.D. he knew, acceptance to an American business school, great friends, the love of intelligent, discerning Regina, the admiration of Regina’s brilliant mother. Regina’s mother used to give him English lessons. Lots of people of his generation dreamed of emigrating, so English lessons were essential. Regina and her mother lived in a tiny one-bedroom apartment crowded with antique furniture and paintings. And books, so many books — old, new, foreign, neatly typed manuscripts, disheveled hand-written drafts. The apartment looked unlike any other place Sergey had ever seen. It seemed to radiate waves of a bookish culture that inspired awe and admiration. Regina’s mother was a large woman with a horsey face. She wore pants and had a man’s haircut. Regina looked a lot like her except that she wore her hair in a long braid and was very shy. Regina’s mother conducted the lessons in their sunny kitchen, and there was always a plate of crumbly cookies on the table. English had always intimidated Sergey, and Regina’s mother often insisted that he take a break and eat a cookie. As he ate, she would ask Sergey questions about his dreams, about books, about his general opinion of life. He loved answering her questions, and it took him a while to notice that they were talking in English. Regina’s mother was amazing. More than once Sergey caught himself wishing that his mother, Mira, was more like her. Sometimes, as he studied, Regina would often appear in the kitchen and sit on the edge of the windowsill, her long braid hanging over her left shoulder and her very long legs stretching all the way to the kitchen table. “I love this boy!” Regina’s mother would say, addressing Regina but looking at Sergey. “He’s read everything!” And Regina would smile and flip her braid. When Sergey and Regina started to date, everybody thought they were a perfect match. Except that he wasn’t in love with her. He had never been in love with her, but he didn’t know that until he met Vica. Vadik brought Vica to Regina’s place so that he could impress her with his cool Muscovite friends. Vica walked in, took off her enormous fur hat, and looked around the apartment with her hungry, disapproving eyes. Her short reddish hair was damp with sweat and her upturned nose was glistening. She took in every object one by one. The antique furniture. The paintings. The china. Regina. Sergey. And he was gone. He started on a rant about some stupid scientific concept that interested him at the time (he couldn’t remember what it was now) and he couldn’t stop. Vica listened to his words with such fervent attention! She would lean forward and nod, and even gasp when he said something especially striking. Sergey had never experienced that before. Regina listened to him with interest, but her interest was patient rather than passionate. He went on for a crazy long time, but he couldn’t bring himself to stop. It was getting embarrassing, and he was afraid that Regina, or Vadik, or especially Vica would think that something was wrong with him.

When Vica and Vadik left, he couldn’t stop thinking about her. He didn’t think he would see her again, because Vadik never kept his girlfriends for a long time, which was probably for the best, and yet he kept fantasizing about her. Then a week later he saw her in Lenin’s library by pure chance. She had come to research her paper on Pavlov. He sat next to her in the reading room while she studied, then they went to get ice cream and ended up walking around Moscow for hours. By the end of the night, it became impossible to imagine that they wouldn’t be together.

Vica broke up with Vadik right away, and Sergey was relieved to know that Vadik wasn’t too mad at him. If anything he seemed amused. “You and a girl like Vica, huh! Good luck!” He seemed to gloat a little bit too, because Sergey’s remarkably uncomplicated love life was becoming bumpy just like his.

The hardest part of it was telling Regina. It was the thought of disappointing her mother that horrified him the most. For some reason Sergey imagined that the breakup scene would involve all three of them. They would be sitting in the kitchen, just like they had during English lessons, their cups on the table with a dirty spoon, a half-eaten cookie, a crust of bread. And then Sergey would deliver his news and disrupt the harmony. He imagined that Regina would run out of the kitchen in tears, but her mother would stay. She wouldn’t say anything, she’d just stare at Sergey for a very long time. Vadik unwittingly spared him from that. He had no idea that Sergey hadn’t yet told Regina when he talked to her. She called Sergey right after to say that he disgusted her and that she never wanted to see him again. “Disgusted”—that was what she said, and the word bothered him for a long time after that. But he was with Vica, and he felt that no amount of pain or guilt could ruin his happiness. It was like this: He would wake up in the morning, go out onto the street to get to work or to the university, and find the world saturated with Vica. The trees, the sidewalks, the honking cars, the heavy buses were all somehow about Vica. The image of her seemed to bounce off every single thing and go straight to Sergey, making him impatient to see her. He’d never wanted anyone as much as he wanted Vica, nor had anybody wanted him as much as she did. She kept telling him how she loved his taste, how she missed his smell, how he could have her anytime, anytime at all—“even if I’m asleep, you can just wake me up. I won’t get mad, I promise. Always, anytime!” She was greedy and loud, but she was also fragile — something that very few people saw in her. She had this capacity to feel more intensely than other people he knew — both joy and grief. There was something raw about the way Vica experienced the world, something that always moved him, and he had always felt the need to protect her, to hug her, to shield her from the pain of living.

Hug her! Sergey thought with bitterness now. It had been a long time since Vica let him touch her. In the past couple of weeks, there were days when she wouldn’t even look at him.

He walked across Whitehall Street toward Broad Street. The skyscrapers there formed solid walls and blocked the view, making Sergey feel as if he were at the bottom of a gigantic water well. When they first came to the U.S., Sergey was thrilled by skyscrapers. He would stop in the middle of a street, throw back his head, and stare at the tops of buildings that floated in the sky against light, sluggish clouds. He would stand like that with an aching neck, marveling at how something so amazing, so impossible could exist right here, within reach, constructed by mere humans. But after 9/11 their splendor was suddenly gone; they looked vulnerable, exposed, just like the residents of the city who seemed to lose their confidence overnight. He and Vica were at home when the planes hit the towers. He had no classes that day and Vica had a late shift. They still lived in Brooklyn then. He was sitting in their falling-apart armchair that they had picked up off the sidewalk and hauled four flights up to their apartment. Sitting as if frozen, staring at the TV screen without really seeing the images. While Vica — Vica couldn’t sit still. She was darting back and forth between the TV and the kitchen, where she was cooking something red and messy (borscht? tomato sauce?) — her apron had disgusting red stains all over it. She was constantly on the phone with her mother, screaming at her that she should calm down. Then she got this idea into her head that people buried under the towers were still alive. Their bodies were smashed, but they were still breathing. She took her apron off and threw it to the floor and was crouching by their entrance trying to untangle the shoelaces on her sneakers. She had medical training! She could help! She could! And Sergey had to stand up and walk over to her, then crouch before her, take her by the shoulders, and tell her that there couldn’t be any survivors, that those people were dead. Dead, do you understand this, dead! And there was absolutely nothing either he or Vica could do about it. Then he walked back to the armchair. He needed to process his grief in peace. They had lived through the tumult of the 1990s in Russia and arrived here, in the land of stability and permanence and well-being, where if you played by the rules, a bright future was basically guaranteed. And here they were, with stability blown up just like that. Sergey couldn’t imagine what the future held for them anymore, couldn’t count on everyone playing by the rules. This was probably the only time when he found himself on the same wavelength with Americans. They felt the same thing, they were like him, he was like them. This was his country. Sergey had felt like that for a long time, all the while the trauma of 9/11 had been fresh. Then the grief faded, and he became a stranger again. Now, when Sergey looked at the city, he found it hostile rather than vulnerable, threatening and boring at the same time.

It was eerily quiet at the office. Sergey arrived fifteen minutes early, but most of his colleagues were already at their desks. Their computers were on, but nobody seemed to be working. Their fingers didn’t run across the keyboards, their eyes didn’t move over the pages. They sat staring at their screens as if paralyzed. Sergey felt nauseous with panic. He nodded at Anil and the heavily pregnant Lisi, but Anil looked away and Lisi barely smiled. There was a half-dead helium balloon under Lisi’s desk. A sad relic from her recent baby shower.

His coworkers started to disappear around ten o’clock. Every time Sergey raised his head, there would be another empty desk. And yet he couldn’t catch the act of disappearance itself. Not until it happened to the man who sat in the next cube. His name was Mehdi. He was a thin man in his fifties with large expressive eyes that reminded Sergey of those of a sad cartoon animal. At eleven fifteen a pretty young woman appeared in the narrow space between their two cubicles. She wore a pencil skirt and a thin yellow cardigan that looked so soft and inviting that Sergey longed to touch it. Mehdi tensed but didn’t turn around, as if he thought that ignoring the woman could make her go away. She tapped him on the shoulder. He stood up, moved his chair away, and followed her down the hall, all without raising his eyes. All his things were still in the cubicle: a scarf on the floor, a glass teacup with some tea in it, countless photographs of his family. Dark-haired, white-teethed — a good-looking bunch of people. Sergey was especially taken by a large photo of a young woman that stood right next to Mehdi’s computer. The woman was in her late twenties; she must be Mehdi’s daughter. She wasn’t that beautiful and she wasn’t smiling, but there was something warm in her expression, some unwarranted, undeserved kindness. She was looking away from the camera, but Sergey desperately wanted her to look at him, to see him, to have some of that warmth directed at him. He was still staring at the photo when he felt the tap on his own shoulder. There she was — the woman in the yellow cardigan. Sergey walked after her down the hall, his eyes following the pendulum-like rocking of her buttocks. She led him into the smaller conference room and disappeared. There they were: the grave David, the grave Brian, and a tense middle-aged woman from HR fingering a thick stack of papers. Sergey could barely understand what they were saying, but it didn’t matter, because it was only a few minutes before he was walking toward the exit squeezing those papers in his hands. The woman in the yellow cardigan was nowhere in sight. He no longer deserved her. Instead, there were two bulky security guys who escorted Sergey out of the building.

Once outside, Sergey was assaulted by a burst of wind so strong that it seemed to be attacking him from all directions. What was the point of skyscrapers if they couldn’t even shield people from the weather? Sergey checked the time and started to walk toward the ferry. When he turned onto Pearl Street, he slipped on a piece of a hamburger on the pavement and barely kept his balance.

His phone started to vibrate. Vica. She must’ve sensed that he had been fired. The thought of answering it and talking to her right now made him sick.

He passed an express bus stop. There was just one person waiting there, a sullen-looking man in his sixties wearing a thick sweatshirt with the hood down and work boots splattered with white paint. But then, of course, it was only twelve fifteen, too early for the commuter crowd. Sergey wondered if the guy had gotten laid off as well.

Sergey made it to the ferry just as the glass doors of the terminal were closing. He was completely alone on the left side of the deck. He could see the Verrazano Bridge in the distance, thin and fragile like a spiderweb.

He grabbed the railing and stared straight ahead, imagining himself in charge of the ferry.

Sergey strengthened his grip and steered it forward. The waves were thick but not too unruly. The important thing was to keep the ferry steady. It was a challenging task, trying to make it safely between all those barges and yachts and erratic speedboats. He managed to turn the ferry to the right toward the Statue of Liberty, when he noticed an enormous cruise ship right in front of them surging at full speed. In a split second, Sergey calculated the approximate speed of the cruise ship, its distance, and the angle at which it was going and decided that a collision could be avoided if he could steer his ferry to the left. He turned his head to see what was on the left side. There was a long, slow red barge, but it was far away enough. And the coast guard boat was getting pretty damn close. He should have given the signal to alert the coast guard boat to his intentions. But that was something he couldn’t do. He had no power over signals. Only over the ferry. So he adjusted his grip again and took a very slight turn to the left. And then straight, then to the right again. The cruise ship was rushing right at them. Could it be that he had miscalculated the speed and a collision was inevitable? He felt like closing his eyes, but he knew that he couldn’t. He had to stay in control. Strong grip. Steady course. Stare forward. Ignore the cruise ship. Ignore the boat. Forward through the wind. He made it!

A couple of tourists in yellow rain ponchos over their thick parkas walked on the deck, saw Sergey, and smiled at him. He became aware that he was still gripping the railing. He let go, and walked toward a bench. He had been holding on so hard that his fingers were stiff and white.

Once again the whistle that signaled the ferry’s arrival came too soon. Sergey disembarked, walked to the parking lot, unlocked his car, and climbed in. He started the car, then hesitated. This was Tuesday, the day when Vica worked nights. She would be at home now. Snug in the armchair like a big lazy cat, her feet in warm socks on top of an electric heater. Watching TV. Her first reaction on seeing him would be annoyance at being interrupted. Then the true meaning of his coming home early would dawn on her and her face would take on an expression of woozy disappointment. He could deal with her anger, with her screaming, with her kicking things, but he couldn’t deal with her disappointment. He couldn’t possibly go home yet.

Sergey suddenly had an idea. There was that strange place he’d accidentally discovered a couple of months ago. He’d been driving home from the mall — he’d had to pick up some last-minute supplies for Eric’s school project — and it was late. The usual route was closed due to road repairs, so he had to drive down some unknown, unmarked road. He soon saw that he had lost his way but continued to drive. He found himself on top of a hill overlooking the ocean and the glittering Verrazano. The road was narrow with charming villas on both sides half hidden in their lush gardens. The view reminded Sergey of the Mediterranean villages he and Vica had visited on their European tour five years ago. He had liked it so much that he’d saved the location in his GPS under favorites. He decided to drive there now. He would park the car, walk down the hill, explore the neighboring streets, find out if the place would hold its charm in the daylight. Sergey turned on the GPS, found the coordinates, and pressed Go.

“Turn right on Victory Boulevard,” the GPS commanded Sergey, and Sergey told him to go to hell. First of all, he didn’t want to take Victory Boulevard — with the road repairs going on now, traffic would be awful. Another reason was that Sergey couldn’t stand this GPS person (default American male) — he reminded him of his boss David’s voice, brimming with overconfidence and extra r’s. The name of the street came out as “Victorrrr Ry Boulevarrrd.” Sergey switched to the American female, but she proved to be everything that he hated about American females. She was too righteous, too optimistic, too enthusiastic. She reminded him of their tennis instructor. That had been Vica’s idea — to make them all, including little Eric, learn how to play tennis, because she thought it was a necessary step on the way to becoming true middle-class Americans. Their instructor kept yelling “Good job!” when one of them hit a ball; “Good try!” if one of them missed. Her pointless praise made Sergey feel like an idiot. He switched off the American female and decided to try the Russians. There was no Russian male option, and the female sounded mean and controlling. She expected him to do whatever she told him, and there were really nasty gloating notes in her “Pereschityvayu!” when she was recalculating the route. That nastiness was all too familiar. Sergey hurried to switch her off. He didn’t speak any other languages, but he didn’t really need to know them to understand directions. All the GPS said was “turn left,” “turn right,” and “recalculating.”

The Italian man was dripping passion — he sounded too much for Sergey’s taste.

The German man sounded disappointed.

The French woman sounded haughty and patronizing.

The Chinese woman was too harsh.

The Japanese woman was too playful; she seemed to be on the verge of giggling at all times. Sergey enjoyed it for a while, but then he started to doubt if she was sincere.

The Icelandic woman, however, was perfect.

She said: “Snúa til vinstri.” She said: “Snúa til hægri.” And when she attempted to recalculate the route, she simply said: “Reikna.” It must have meant “recalculate.” She sounded both respectful and firm. She sounded as if she were aware of Sergey’s limitations but didn’t mind them at all. He could miss a turn, miss a turn again, miss a turn twenty times in a row — she wouldn’t be angry, annoyed, or disappointed. So what if he kept missing turns? There was still plenty about him to admire and appreciate. There was still plenty to love. The tone of her voice was perfect, the melodic notes magnificent. The way she rolled her r’s and softened her l’s made Sergey feel butterflies in his stomach. And the word reikna made Sergey’s heart melt. He drove to the northern part of the Staten Island Greenbelt, found a deserted parking lot, and kept circling and circling it for the sake of hearing “Reikna” again and again. The parking lot was covered by last year’s brown leaves. They made whooshing sounds under the wheels of the car. There were tall trees all around him, mostly bare but still beautiful, gracefully crisscrossing patches of blue sky.

“Reikna,” the woman said.

“Yes,” Sergey answered.

He imagined her walking toward him wearing one of his dress shirts and nothing else. He couldn’t see her face, but he saw that she had a full bush, like Vica used to have before she started doing Brazilian waxes. Thick brown hair with a golden tint. Just like Vica’s.

“Reikna,” the woman said.

“Yes,” Sergey answered.

His right hand rested on the steering wheel while his left hand reached into his pants.

“Reikna,” the woman said.

“Yes,” Sergey answered and squeezed his cock tighter.

“Reikna.”

“Yes.”

“Reikna.”

“Yes,” Sergey said reaching for a tissue.

“Reikna!”

“Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Fuck!”

It took Sergey a long time to catch his breath. When he finally got ahold of himself and pressed the gas, he heard that word again: “Reikna.” This time it annoyed and even embarrassed him. “Quiet,” he said to the woman, and turned the GPS off. He was driving uphill with the Verrazano looming far in the distance. He felt good. He felt energized. He felt better than he’d had in months.

“ ‘Is competent. Is clear thinking. Is vigorous,’ ” he recited aloud, then added a few more.

“Lacks nothing.

“Fails at nothing.

“Is brilliant. Is persistent. Is strong.”

Sergey made a sharp right turn and headed in the direction of home.