chapter thirty-three
HASKELL WECHSLER WAS a fat guy with very little hair. What there was, he had dyed black and combed up over his baldness and plastered tight against his scalp. He had pale skin and thick lips. He wore thick glasses, a huge diamond ring on his little finger, and an assertively expensive Rolex watch on his left wrist. The collar of his white dress shirt was folded out over the lapels of his gray sharkskin suit. The top several buttons of the shirt were undone over a humongous gold chain. He had tucked his napkin into the V of the open collar. He was a niche specialist, a loan shark who belonged to no mob but found space to operate just outside the not-quite intersecting fringes of other men's power. He lent money at ten percent a week to people who couldn't possibly pay it back and squeezed them ferociously for the interest. Even when they could make the weekly vig, they never paid off the principal and remained in permanent and perilous debt to Haskell.
"Couple of bruisers at the table to the right," Hawk said as we walked in.
"If they try to shoot me," I said, "prevent them."
Hawk nodded. "I think I understand," he said and walked over and stood behind the table where the bruisers were carbo loading on linguine with clams. Gavin and Wechsler were sitting alone next to them at a table for four. I pulled out one of the empty chairs and sat down with them.
"Boy," I said, "good to see a familiar face, isn't it?"
Haskell had a mouthful of lasagna. He chewed it and swallowed and said to Gavin, "You know this guy?"
Gavin nodded. "And I don't like him," he said.
Haskell had a sloppy drink of red wine and put the glass back down and wiped his mouth on his napkin without untucking it.
"So," he said and looked straight at me, "you heard him. We don't like you. Take a fucking walk."
"I'm sure, Richie, you just give me half a chance, we could be pals again."
Without looking back, Haskell spoke to one of his bodyguards.
"Buster," he said, "move this douche bag away from my table."
Buster looked like the man for the job okay, but he was in a stare-down with Hawk.
"Got another guy here, Mr. Wechsler," Buster said.
"The nigger? So move him too."
"I know the nigger," Buster said.
Something in Buster's voice got Wechsler's attention. He half turned, his fat face made fatter by the huge mouthful of lasagna he was working on. He looked at Hawk and then turned back and looked at me, then he swallowed his lasagna and wiped his mouth again with his napkin.
"Hawk," he said, mostly to himself.
"You missed a spot," I said, "over there on the right. Where the smile lines would be in a human being."
"So whaddya want?" Haskell said.
His voice had a hoarse quality as if he needed to clear his throat. And he had some kind of speech impediment, not quite a lisp, that made his s's slushy.
"I want to know about Richie and you," I said, "and Carla Quagliozzi and Brad Sterling and Civil Streets, and Galapalooza and Francis Ronan and his lovely wife Jeanette, and a shooter named Cony Brown and how all of that is connected, or if it isn't, where the connections are and where they aren't."
Wechsler continued to eat as I talked. There was sauce on his shirt front and some on one sleeve of his suit jacket. His sallow face had gotten red from the energy he put into the eating. He looked at Gavin, still chewing, and said around his mouthful of food, "Who the fuck is this guy?"
"Private cop," Gavin said, "working for a loser named Brad Sterling."
"Who the fuck is Brad Sterling?"
"Nobody you know, Haskell."
"See. I don't know nothing," Wechsler said, "so take a fucking hike for yourself. Save yourself a lot of trouble, you do."
"Trouble is my middle name," I said.
"I never knew your middle name," Hawk said.
"So now you do."
"You have no obligation to converse with these men in any way," Gavin said to Wechsler. "My advice is to say nothing further to him."
"Are you Haskell's attorney?" I said.
"We'll have no further comment," Gavin said.
"How about the check," I said. "Who's going to pick up the tab?"
Gavin shook his head. I picked up a spoon and held it like a microphone toward Haskell.
"How about you, sir? Do you have any comment about the check."
"I got one comment for you, asshole. You just got yourself in serious trouble. Maybe not now, this ain't the time or place. But there will be a time and place, and you can fucking count on that."
"Just why am I in trouble?" I said.
"'Cause you fucking bothering me at lunch is why," Wechsler said.
Gavin gestured at the waiter, who was standing around uneasily. Nothing had happened to require calling the cops, but something was in the air, and he knew it. He came promptly with the check, and Gavin gave him a credit card and he scooted away.
"You don't even read the fucking check?" Wechsler said. "How you know they ain't cheating your ass."
Gavin shrugged and kept his eyes on the waiter, who returned very promptly with a credit card slip for Gavin to sign. Gavin signed the slip, added a tip, took his copy, and stood.
"Come on, Haskell," he said and he started out. Wechsler wiped up the last of his lasagna with some bread, stuffed the bread in his mouth, and stood up chewing.
"We'll be in touch, asshole," Wechsler said and waddled after Gavin. The two bruisers stood and followed their boss. Buster studied my face as he went by. It was the first time Buster had stopped looking at Hawk. When they left, Hawk sat down beside me at the table they'd departed.
"Well, you got their attention," Hawk said.
"'Bout all," I said.
"Looks to me like Gavin is Haskell's lawyer."
"Yes," I said.
"'That's something."
"I'm not sure it's worth dying for," I said.
"Most things aren't," Hawk said. "Why we don't do it more often."
"Yeah, well, let's try not to do it this time," I said.