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Nose

THAT CRAYOLA CRAYON in my first year of primary school.

That’s why I remember that.

After wearing it down to something the size of a pea, I stuck it up my nose, and was surprised to find it stayed there. I distinctly remember not being able to pincer it out with my thumb and forefinger. It just went further up.

I didn’t panic.

I sat there, looking at my rectangular cat drawing, a deep scrunch of my nose every few seconds. Even then I knew I should act as if nothing had happened. And there was no way I was going to go and ask for help. I basically selected another colour and carried on colouring, and sat with the pea-sized crayon up my nostril for half the afternoon.

Then the brainwave: I could try squeezing my nose from above the crayon, and it might come out like that.

Squeeze.

Pop.

Rattle.

I looked down, and there it was on the desk.

Maybe this moment of simple harmony between my thoughts and my actions — that is, the reflection upon and the execution of how to remove a crayon from myself without needing to go and ask a grown-up — was the absolute high point of mental achievement in my entire life.

Eyes open suddenly. Why?

Daylight. Daytime.

At the window, sliced through with strip-lit reflections, a man’s face is staring in.

Unkempt, unshaven.

The face of a man in a maroon jacket, some yellow detail on the top pocket—?

Then he’s gone.

Wh—?

I don’t know what if–

He was definitely–

Push the button. Push now. Push to the click.

My heart leaps to racing. Beat, beating, beating in me.

Footsteps in the corridor. Sheila.

‘Yes, lovey, are you all right?’

‘There—’ I jab my finger at the window.

‘What’s that?’

‘There — There. There was a face.’

She finally wanders her way over to the window and levers it open.

There was a face, definitely.

I wasn’t imagining it. Not a hallucination — if this was a hallucination, it was the most solid — no. Sheila’s — I know she is — she’s going to turn and tell me there’s no one there.

‘Oi!’ Her voice sounds washed out, projected over the lawn outside. She barks a few demands, and there he is again: the man, drifting in from the right. He’s explaining himself to her with a hint of dumb petulance.

Who the hell is it?

I can’t make him out.

He’s looking at Sheila like a scolded schoolboy. All I can hear is the placatory ascent and descent of the tones of his explanation. Tones that say he didn’t know he was doing a wrong thing, that it wasn’t his fault he was doing a wrong thing, that it was someone else’s fault and he was only following orders, and why was it a wrong thing anyway?

Sheila’s voice is calmer. But still matronly. I catch a few bits. Patients in herevery serious conditionhow would you like it? Phrases that have their own signature tone.

The man beats a sheepish retreat, and Sheila fixes the window back shut.

‘Bloody useless, aren’t they?’ she says. ‘It’s the NRG clowns again. I’ve told them they have to come straight to reception, but they think they own the place now. Are you all right?’

‘Not really, no,’ I say, grasping for my oxygen mask.

‘Sorry about that,’ she says, coming to assist.

‘Anyone could get in. It could have been anyone.’

‘No, I know what you’re thinking,’ she says, ‘but it couldn’t have been anyone. They need a special pass to get past the gate, it’s all secure round here, OK? They’ve all been checked. He came in the wrong way, that’s all.’ She straightens her mouth and looks down at me. ‘Come on now, let’s get you back on the straight and narrow. You know how important that is.’

I close my eyes, take a few breaths.

‘I can’t do it. There’s too much. I need more help.’

An amplified crackle shocks my mind, and flings my attention to the two speakers bracketed by the ceiling of the Baurice Hartson Rest & Recuperation Room. They fire out a burst of vaguely Eastern soothe-music, and Karen is quick to drop the volume to an appropriately ethereal level.

‘A bit of something to evoke a more pleasing atmosphere.’ She smiles.

She has a nice smile. And a clipped little accent. Not completely English, although almost completely. She says esses instead of zeds. Odd shape to her ohs. It sounds sweet. Swedish, I presume, if this is a Swedish massage?

‘So if you could remove your pyjama jacket for me, what I’m going to do is massage your chest with this oil, which should help clear your airways and assist your breathing. Sheila tells me your breathing has been difficult?’

‘Yes,’ I say, beginning to unbutton my pyjama jacket.

‘Well, this ought to help to clear those lungs.’

Nod.

‘I’ll just close this—’ She kicks twice, thrice at the rubber doorstop, lets the door drop shut.

‘Here we go,’ she says, helping me off with my jacket. ‘I hope you’re not shy like all the English, are you?’

‘Um, no I don’t think so.’

‘I’m glad to hear it. English people always seem to be so shy.’

‘Really?’

‘Yes, it’s very rude. Women come into our saunas in their swimming costumes. It’s very unhygienic.’ She sounds like she’s telling me off, but she’s still smiling sweetly. They are difficult signals to interpret. ‘A body’s a body. Why should you be ashamed of it?’

I get settled on the table and try to give off an air of non-shyness.

‘Now, I’m warming the oil up in my hands here, so it’s not too much of a shock to the system. Are you OK for me to start massaging you now?’

‘Sure.’

She lays on her hands assertively, smearing my chest with oil. She must be used to it, of course, but I’m not. I’m not quite prepared for the feeling. The contact. I close my eyes. Just her hand-shapes impressed on my chest, this way and that, this and that, working up and around my chest. I can feel a surge of electrical tingles, my nerve-endings recalling when I was last touched like this. Ten full years since. Sensations so long locked I’ve forgotten they ever occurred. Far down in the sightless, silent deep, my muscles have retained lost knowledge. Physical, unthought, unforgettable memories.

‘And if that’s the way you think about your body,’ Karen is saying, ‘then it says to me there is something wrong in the mind. My mother, when she was very frail, we used to take showers together, and I would help her wash, in the same way she helped me wash when I was a baby. What could be more natural than that?’

I start coughing, and she leans away, but leaves her oily hands in place on my chest.

‘Sorry,’ I rattle.

‘No, no, not at all. That’s why we’re here.’

She starts up again when I have settled down, goes more gently, working her fingertips firmly in to the top and middle of my chest.

‘Is that pressure OK?’

‘Yeh—’ I gurgle, and have to clear my throat. ‘Yes, that’s fine, thanks.’ Super-conscious now of my wheezing. Not coughing, at least.

Back to relaxing. Exhale, carefully. Forget the improvised audio, the magnolia walls, the failed double-glazing, its condensation skulking around the lower left corner. Concentrate on her touch. Think of the feel of her hands. Steady rhythms swash, swash, on my chest. Yes, yes.

‘So, how long have you been resident here?’

‘I don’t know — I forget. My third week, I think?’

‘It’s hard to keep track, isn’t it? Have you been happy with your care?’

‘They’ve been brilliant.’

‘Yes, everybody says that. They’re very good here.’

‘I love Sheila.’

‘Very smart woman,’ she says, almost confidentially. ‘Really knows her stuff.’

There they are, the tips of your hair brushing my neck and cheek, your flat palms pressed to my chest, fingers clutching searchingly around my jawbone and earlobe, cupping my cranium, fingertips drawing up tight and scratching into my hair. Tracing your fingertips around my back until you find the place just below my ribs — the unbearable place — just–

No.

The table creaks rhythmically beneath me.

I open my eyes, see Karen’s face working intently, concentrating on the job. She catches me looking, briefly smiles.

‘OK?’

I do a smile, though I doubt it reaches my eyes. Close them again.

Positive thinking. Think something else. Anything, anywhere else.

But you’re everywhere. The memories of you, the shape of you.

All the parts of my body seem to come together and remember you. I’ve got your textures at my fingertips, your scent in my airways, the balance of your weight in my arms and my back. In every part of my body there’s a space for you, and all I need is for you to come back again and fill it.

The electronic beep of the alarmed door strikes suddenly out in the corridor — my muscles suddenly tense, and my heart instantly starts thudding twice as fast. Karen’s hands tense and pause briefly, before working on through the noise.

‘Oh, it’s only the door alarm,’ she calls through the noise. ‘They must be testing it.’

The alarm stops abruptly after a few seconds, leaving a door-slam to slowly subside, and allow the soothing music back through.

I have to relax.

‘Can you think of any body parts that begin with O?’ I say.

‘Oh,’ she says, stopping her work for a brief moment, with a knowing little smile. ‘I see, are you playing Sheila’s little game?’

‘Yeah.’

‘Yes, she likes to get people to play that one. Gets people to open up a bit.’

‘Yeah,’ I say, although it doesn’t sound quite nice to have it put like that.

‘Let me have a think. O … I know what I’d do for O. Because I’m a qualified aromatherapist, I’d have lots to say about the olfactory nerve. Yes, that’s definitely what I’d do.’

I break out once again into gurgly coughing, and hold my hand up in apology. ‘What’s the olfactory nerve?’

‘It’s what enables you to process scent. It’s an amazing thing, very mysterious. I’ve got reams and reams of research showing how your olfactory senses are some of the most effective in tapping into the brain. They’re starting to utilize it with coma patients to lift them out through these associations.’

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