The Baltic Gambit

CHAPTER NINETEEN

Momentous news," Mr. Twigg simpered, dabbing his lips with his napkin as the soup course was removed. "I told you Pitt's administration would fall. It was only a matter of timing, do you see. And to resign over such a trifling matter, too."

"I'm sure Catholic Emancipation was close to his heart," Lewrie said. "God knows why. Perhaps he'd only sold the Act of Union to the Irish with such a promise. And what he'd promised to his own faction for them to back it…," he added with a shrug.

"Which promises to his own faction he most certainly could never keep, either," Twigg interjected with a faint, thin-lipped smile. "They assuredly knew that Emancipation was a bootless endeavour from the very start, and shammed their support for it, knowing that the King's opposition to it would be its undoing. And Pitt's."

"Maybe he was just tired," Lewrie said.

"Or, looked to be at the end of his tether to his contemporaries… those hungry for his place, and higher positions," Twigg said with a sardonic cock of one brow. "The old and sick king-wolf always succumbs to the pack, in the end. Torn to shreds, his throat ripped out by the younger and stronger."

With his bemused smile Twigg looked as if he liked his simile, and would be partial to witnessing such an event. He'd always been a cold, bloodthirsty sort when necessary.

"Well, I am certain your odds have improved, Lewrie, with Jervis as First Lord of the Admiralty," Twigg breezed on as a waiter carried in some nicely browned squabs on rice.

"Depending on who serves him as First and Second Secretary, and how they feel about me," Lewrie pointed out.

"I do believe that Sir Evan Nepean will stay on," Twigg told him. "As will Marsden as Second."

"Then I'm still up t'my neck in the quag," Lewrie groused.

"Speaking of…," Twigg said with a twinkle in his eye. "I suppose you've given your letters to the lady in question a thought."

"Hmm?" Lewrie replied, a glass of sauvignon blanc by his mouth.

"No, you haven't," Twigg said with a heavy, disappointed sigh. "Is Mistress Connor of a mind to get revenge in court…"

"Chancery, most-like," Lewrie gloomed.

"Ahem! As I said, is she of a mind, and, has she saved all your letters to her over the years… as I strongly suspect she has… then they could prove to be damning evidence that the affair was mutual, and that you are the father of her bastard. Protestations of lust, love…"

"I ain't that stupid!" Lewrie shot back. "Learned that from my father. Never put anything in writing ye don't wish made known later. Especially when it comes to women! False-promise, broken troths, belly pleas, and all that? Far as I can recall, I was chatty and pleasant, but I never made any sort of claim the boy was mine.

"Well, I might've asked of his health and progress, just as I did about her first-born," Lewrie added. "Family friend or god-father to the git, nothing more than that."

"And did you save hers?" Twigg pressed, scowling.

"Not a bit of it!" Lewrie told him. "Gone t'cat litter long ago."

"Well, that's something, I suppose," Twigg said, leaning back in his chair and swirling his wine glass idly. "One could not expect you to be that huge a calf-headed cully, no matter how desirable the lady. Or how eminently bed-able."

"Should I take that as a back-handed compliment?" Lewrie asked.

"I'd not," Twigg replied.

"Hmm," Lewrie gravelled at the back-handed insult. "Oh, by the by… last night I ran across something interesting you might wish to look into. About some daft, drunken Russian here in London."

"A Russian, d'ye say. Hmm," Twigg mused between bites.

"Some 'nabob' who calls himself a count. Anatoli, or something like that," Lewrie breezed on, between bites of his own squab and rice. "Damned fool took a strong liking to a whore at 'Mother' Batson's house and broke in past her pugs t'get to her. Must've run out of 'tin' for the 'socket-fee.' Beastly sort, I heard. Just won't do it regular… goes for the 'windward passage,' un-armoured, too, can he get away with it. Got himself and his manservant thrashed to blood puddings, by the sound of it. Mean t'say… what's a mad Russian count doin', runnin' free in London, and us about to send a fleet t'smash 'em?"

"So you heard," Twigg said, putting down his knife and fork and looking down that long nose of his most skeptically. "By word of mouth or by ear at the scene?"

"Well…" Lewrie flummoxed.

"You simply can't keep your breeches buttoned, can you, Lewrie?" Twigg resignedly asked.

"It's a damned good house," Lewrie pointed out. "Even my prosecuting attorney was there… the top-lofty bastard. And an M.P. close to the Progressives and the abolitionists, to boot. I'd gotten there early enough, I might've run cross a bishop in their parlour! Or the Prince of Wales."

"Oh, I am certain it comes highly recommended," Twigg sneered. He did, though, reach into a breast pocket for a slip of paper and a pencil, and scribbled something down.

" 'Mother' Batson's… or Anatoli?" Lewrie dared to jape. "As for recommendations, might I give you the girl's name, too?"

"You are too amusing, Lewrie," Twigg retorted with a faint snarl.

"I do my humble best," Lewrie said, lifting his wine glass in a mock toast. "Damme, but this is good. My barrister and I dined here before Christmas… so long as I footed the bill… and their food is excellent."

"Ahem," Twigg grumped, as if to shush him; or stop his gob long enough to get a word in. "Did you see this Anatoli? Could you describe him, or point him out later?"

"No, I only heard him battlin' his way up the stairs, him and his man… Sasha, or Pasha, or something like that," Lewrie told him. "I was on the third floor, and they only got to the second before 'Mother' Batson's bully-bucks stopped 'em. He's a young fellow, though. He was attending Oxford, as late as the last term, 'til he came down to London and never went back. He's lucky he didn't end up a naked corpse found floatin' in the Thames. Bad cess on the house, I s'pose… murderin' a titled shit… even a Russian titled shit… and havin' it traced back to you."

"Thrashed rather badly, was he?" Twigg asked after a long period of brooding silence, his brows knit together.

"I'd expect," Lewrie said with another shrug and another sip of his wine.

"And where is this house of ill repute?" Twigg asked him, with his paper and pencil out, again.

"In Panton Street… where all the foreign emissaries live, and keep their mistresses," Lewrie informed him with a sly wink. "I'd have thought you'd have the whole street full of informers."

"Perhaps not as scrupulously as we might," Twigg said in a softer, more conspiratorial voice. "Usually, one watcher, at least, would have noted the disturbance in Panton Street and would have reported it. Though… did it occur past midnight, perhaps his report has not yet been read.

"Sure this fellow was a Russian, Lewrie?" Twigg asked, his head cocked over like a robin listening for a worm… and looking dubious, as he usually did when Lewrie was involved.

"The girl swore he was, and I definitely heard Russian," Lewrie told him. "Pamajeetyeh… that's 'help,' and, uhm… viy mojetyeh mnyeh pamoch? That's 'can I get some help?' " Lewrie carefully pronounced, syllable by syllable. "Along with the usual pryaznis and gryaznis and yob tvoyemats… the usual insults," he said with a tight grin of possibly knowing something that Mr. Twigg didn't. " 'Fuck your mother,' 'you dirty this, you filthy that,' and 'peasant.' "

"Ah, but your association with Mistress Eudoxia Durschenko, and her equally charming father, have broadened your linguistic skills," Twigg simpered back, with an evil little grin to match his. It didn't last, of course, and vanished in an eyeblink. Twigg took a sip of his wine and turned his attention to his plate.

"So… what are you to do, now that Admiral the Earl Saint Vincent will take over Admiralty?" Twigg asked, changing from calculating to cheerful in another eyeblink, his eyes glued to his knife and fork.

Hallo, what's this? Lewrie was forced to wonder; I know him too damned well. Since when's he ever played the "Merry Andrew" with me? Not without an ulterior motive, he ain't!

"Assumin' he'll accept," Lewrie said pessimistically.

"I assure you he will," Twigg said, and to foozle Lewrie even further, he actually tipped him a "chummy" wink!

There's a dead Roosky in the near future, Lewrie determined; or I'm a Turk in a turban. Did I stumble on a foreign spy for him? Soon t'be found with his throat slit in Saint Giles?

"He's been at sea so long, he wants a shore position? Is that your thinking?" Lewrie asked, playing along.

"That, and the lure of enough power over the Navy to weed out all the graft and corruption in the victualling, arming, and upkeep of the Fleet… its sailors most importantly," Twigg breezily said, with knife and fork poised at mid-chest. "Jervis has fumed about it for years. Given a chance to shake the Navy's administration like a rag rug, from top to bottom… and, ashore as you said, in relative comfort for the first time in years, well… consider it a done thing."

Twigg bestowed upon Lewrie a very chummy smile, the sort that made his skin crawl, and foreign opponents shiver in sudden dread.

"Thank God for that, then," Lewrie said with a glad sigh. One thing about Twigg; when he gave you a promise, you could bank on it. And as Lewrie felt some sense of assurance regarding his career's revival, he also felt a swell of relief that Twigg had nothing more to do with his chances with Lord St. Vincent… and that he wouldn't end up working for the skeletal old murderer.

"You said you know him well, Lewrie?" Twigg casually enquired.

"We've met a time or two," Lewrie had to admit. "Not as close as cater-cousins, no, but I think I'm still in good odour with him."

"A word of advice, then, sir," Twigg said, resuming that lofty and smugly superior air of a man so well connected that his very word was Gospel to the less well informed… like Lewrie. "Saint Vincent is a very early riser, I am told, with great disdain for the slug-a-beds and layabouts. Were I you, once he's officially installed at Admiralty, I'd be knocking at the doors at the crack of dawn… scrubbed up and shiny as a bright new penny. A sober new penny."

"Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed," Lewrie added, and took delight to see Twigg puzzled. "A Colonial North Carolina expression. American."

"However you wish to phrase, it, yayss," Twigg drawled, leaning back in only mild scorn for the abusing of the King's English. "Now I have smoaked out your tormentor, and you have exposed Mistress Theoni Kavares Connor to the complete scorn of London Society… have you informed your good wife, of yet?"

"Well, it only happened last night, and…"

"And you were celebrating with a fetching young wench, yayss," Twigg scoffed. "No matter… as I promised, news of this, welcome though it may be, would best be delivered by me first. I shall coach to Anglesgreen before the week is out, and, once returned, inform you as to how my revelation was received. Time enough after that to write her," Twigg lifted his wine glass in Lewrie's direction, delivering yet another of those cheerful smiles.

"My thanks again to you, Mister Twigg," Lewrie said, bowing from the waist in his chair and lifting his own glass; prompted to share a glass no matter his reservations. "A glass with you, sir!"

"I am certain there shall come a time, in future, when you may find a way to repay me for my, ah… humble services, sir," Mr. Twigg slyly told him. "Let us not be niggardly… top us up a brimming measure, and I shall be delighted to have a glass with you!"

Lewrie filled their glasses; they clinked them together softly, then both tipped them back to drain them off in one go.

"Are you not equally certain that you will do me a service… someday… Captain Lewrie?" Twigg chirped, almost mischieviously.

"Oh, of that I'm mortal-certain, Mister Twigg," Lewrie replied with a sinking feeling that his indebtedness to the old schemer just kept piling up, to a point that would really put his life on the line, for good and all!

After departing the chop-house, Lewrie ambled back to his club lodgings, stopping at the Admiral Boscawen for coffee to counteract all the toasts and shared glasses that Twigg had proposed. He was in dire need of another good nap, and a thought for supper on the town… somewhere.

I really shouldn't, he chid himself; Surely, there's a whackin' good book t'read, a new play t'see, or… oh Hell, he chid himself.

He went back to the brothel, of course.