CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE

Alan Lewrie discovered that, populous as London was, it might be possible for him to have spread himself a rather bit too wide about the town, when, in need of stationery, ink, and sealing wax, and upon shopping in the Strand one February morning, he ran into more people than he cared to know… at one time, and in the same one place, at least.

"Alan, me old!" Lord Peter Rushton, an old school chum, expelled at the same time from Harrow as he, came striding along the sidewalk in the opposite direction, with that ever-present amanuensis of his, that seemingly honest "Captain Sharp" Clotworthy Chute… another old chum from Harrow who specialised in fleecing the naпve and unwary new-comes.

"My lord," Lewrie cried back with a grin, doffing his hat and making a sketchy "leg" in answer. "How goes it in Lord's? Hallo to you, too, Clotworthy. How goes the 'gullible heir' trade?"

"Ninety-five percent dreadful-boresome, and only now and then int'restin'," Lord Peter, who now sat in the House of Lord's (napped there, mostly, during the intolerably long debates), said back.

"Main-well, old son" was Clotworthy's puckish reply as he rubbed his mittened hands together, grinning like an apple-cheeked cherub. "Main-well, altogether. I see you're still 'anchored,' as it were? So sorry. Though the London Season's been a joy, I'd imagine."

"I met with the Earl Saint Vincent last week, and it sounded promisin', but…," Lewrie said with a shrug.

"Em, Alan…," Lord Peter said with a leer. "Now you're done with that Greek creature, might you mind did I, ah…?"

"Saw her, did ye?" Lewrie teased.

"At the theatre, before you saw her off," Rushton said, leaning closer. "Great God, what tits she has!"

"What'd your wife say t'that, hey?" Lewrie asked, a brow cocked.

"Same as yours, I'd imagine," Lord Peter haw-hawed. "Act'lly, I and she prefer sep'rate residences, now there's two male heirs afoot. Christ, who'da thought such a sweet chick'd turn so termagant so quick. Clotworthy here's the right idea… he don't purchase, he only rents for a time. Damme, have you turned hermit on us, Alan? We haven't seen hide nor hair of you since the trial was over. Where've you been keeping yourself?"

"Know ya don't gamble, but we thought you'd turn up at some of the better public clubs," Clotworthy seemed to complain.

"Well, there's the Abolitionist crowd," Lewrie began to explain. "Call a dog like me a good name, and it's risky to lose…"

"Kapitan Lewrie! Zdrazvotyeh! Hello to you!"

"Erp?" was Lewrie's comment as he turned about to see Eudoxia Durschenko alighting from a hired coach a few yards up the Strand, a fur-swathed vision of a winter princess, her lustrous dark hair spilling over the collar of a white ermine coat that reached to her ankles, yet open to reveal a rich dark-red gown.

"Bugger Theoni Connor, I'll take her," Lord Peter muttered in awe.

"Mistress Durschenko," Lewrie said, doffing his hat and bowing greetings as she strode up to them, the proper "graceful glide" bedamned. "How delightful to meet you again."

"You do not ride in park in the mornings?" Eudoxia said with a fetching pout as she dropped him a curtsy at last. "Do not tell me it is too cold for English gentlemen," she said with a teasing laugh.

"Some Navy business, of late," Lewrie explained. "Gentlemen, allow me to name to you Mistress Eudoxia Durschenko, of the world famous Wigmore's Peripatetic Extravaganza. Mistress Durschenko… this fellow is Viscount Draywick, Lord Peter Rushton… and our old school friend, Mister Clotworthy Chute."

"Ahem!" came a disapproving cough, and there was Eudoxia's papa, the lanky, one-eyed old devil, Arslan Artimovich Durschenko, again.

Lewrie doffed his hat to the old fart, forcing a smile; which courtesy Arslan answered with a sniff of disgust. Knowing the man's distaste for royalty of any country, Lewrie took a little savage joy in introducing him, too.

"Ah! You are the magnificent bareback rider, and archer, from the circus!" Lord Peter exclaimed. "Saw your performance several times before Christmas, haw haw! Said at the time, Mistress Durschenko was the most amazing of them all, didn't I, Clotworthy?"

" 'Deed ya did, my lord," Clotworthy assured her. "Delighted to make your acquaintance, the both of you. And you're the lion-tamer chap, are ya not, sir?"

"Da" was her father's laconic answer.

"We are in winter quarters now, in Southwark," Eudoxia said in pleasure, "but still do dramas and comedies. Circus begin in Spring."

"Well, shall we all have tea?" Lord Peter suggested, simply oozing innocent charm.

"I be delighted," from Eudoxia.

"Nyet," from her papa, looking like he wished to spit.

"I should toddle along," from Lewrie, locking eyes with him.

"Nonsense," from Lord Peter.

"Capital idea!" Clotworthy exclaimed.

"Pooh, Kapitan Lewrie!" Eudoxia coaxed. "Is perfect raw day for hot tea. We see so little of you," she added with a lovely moue.

"As have we," from Lord Peter. "Seen so little of him, haw! I insist, Alan old son. Come along!"

"Well… ''

"Grr," from Papa Durschenko, and the sound of irregular yellow teeth grinding.

"Now, isn't this lovely," Lord Peter Rushton enthused once they were all seated round a large table near the fireplace of a fashionable tea-and coffee-house a block down from their mutual encounter. Unlike most coffee-houses that catered strictly to men and their newspapers, this one canted more to sticky buns, pies, puddings, duffs, trifles, and jam cakes. It was warm, dry, filled with several delicious aromas of baking goodies… and positively awash in ladies and children out and about their shopping.

"Uhmm, tea is good!" Eudoxia commented, amazing everyone by stirring a large spoonful of jam into her cup. "Is very Russian, far sweet in tea," she perkily explained, "sugar not always av… available, so use honey or jam. In Russia, tea brewed in big samovar, and served in glasses with metal holders. Very strong, very hot."

"How fascinating," Lord Peter remarked, causing even Clotworthy Chute to discreetly roll his eyes. "So tell me-"

"Brave Kapitan Lewrie soon go to Russia, he brings back proper tea glasses, yes?" Eudoxia asked, turning to Lewrie.

"Don't know as I'll take part," Lewrie had to admit, shrugging as if it really didn't matter to him. "I still need appointment to a ship."

"Oh, pooh, you will get," Eudoxia assured him, blithely confident, and at her most captivating. "You go fight the Tsar, though, you will need warm furs. Ochyen kalodni! Very cold, the winter. And not warm 'til late in Spring. Not have furs, could catch your death."

"Freeze solid as tree, da!" Papa Durschenko added with a nasty grin, happily contemplating such a fate.

"Should we order some cakes?" Lord Peter suggested. "My treat."

"Would that make up for all the 'tatties' you cadged off me at school, my lord?" Lewrie teased. Both Rushton and Chute ever had been "skint," no matter their families' reputed wealth, while at Harrow, so Lewrie had learned to be leery of their appetites. Even after inheriting the title, rents, and acres once his elder brother had been carried off by an unfortunate mayonnaise-based "made dish" gone bad, that the proper heir's fiancйe had cobbled together, there hadn't been all that much real income… not after Lord Peter, and Clotworthy, had squandered a respectable pile of "tin" on their ill-timed Grand Tour of the Continent (right in the middle of the war!), and Lewrie had heard some rumours that Lady Draywick, Peter's wife, was the daughter of an incredibly wealthy wool merchant with Army contracts, one of those "new-made" commoner families with aspirations to the peerage. These days, though, wealth made in Trade was everywhere, and, like most marriages, it was a canny arrangement for both sides.

"I doubt a year o' suppers would make recompence, hey, Clotworthy?" Peter guffawed. "Here, waiter."

The bell suspended over the door tinkled, and another party entered the coffee-house. Lewrie looked up and blanched.

Christ! he thought; Ye gonna walk out, why pick this place, and why right bloody now!

Mrs. Batson, the "Mother Abbess," in company with a brace of her whores, with Bob the bully-buck waiter and former boxer playing a role as escort and package bearer, came bustling in, chirping gay as magpies… and one of them was Tess!

A million people in London, they tell me, and yet…! he gawped.

He had not, in point of fact, visited Mrs. Batson's brothel in almost a week, hadn't seen Tess in much more than a dressing gown and some slinky stuff… or the altogether!… and the transformation was nigh-blinding. Her hair had been styled by a dresser into springy ringlets to frame her face, the centre part now gone, replaced with girlish bangs upon her forehead, and its colour enhanced more toward strawberry blond, with a wee bonnet perched atop her upswept hair.

A puff-sleeved and high-waisted gown, with a very low-cut dйcolletage, very stylish and striking, with a modest muslin overskirt and an embroidered silk stole… to a casual observer, Tess was gowned as fine as an heiress, yet as respectable as a bishop's daughter. They'd done something with her toilet, too, the wee-est hint of rouge or paint, the faintest enhancement of her lips… Why, she was delectably pretty!

She nodded to him, could not restrain a fond, excited, yet shy, smile as a servant took their outer coats and led them to a table.

"Ah-hmm," Lord Peter faintly croaked.

"Hmm," Clotworthy commented over the rim of his tea cup, as if making an appreciative "yummy."

"Aah…," Lewrie let slip, discreetly nodding and smiling back.

"Kraseevi," even Papa Durschenko whispered.

"Papa!" Eudoxia chid him. "At your age! Da, she is beautiful, but much too young for you."

"Nyeh malyenkee byelakoori, dyevachka," Arslan Artimovich growled back good-naturedly. "Bolshoi krasni galava," he said, winking and lifting his hands as if hefting something. Lewrie took a second look, and deduced, though he knew very little Russian, that the old devil was more taken by a slightly older red-head, with an impressively hefty set of "cat-heads" and a seductive leer on her face.

"Papa!" Eudoxia tittered, a trifle embarrassed.

Bolshoi, that's "big," Lewrie puzzled out; and I know krasni is "red",… galava must mean red-head, together? Nyeh is "not"… what?

"Mal-yenk-ee byel…?" he asked Eudoxia.

"Means 'little blonde,' " Eudoxia explained as the waiter returned to take their orders.

"Only nat'ral," Lord Peter tut-tutted, hoisting his tea cup in salute to her father.

"You think little blonde is pretty?" Eudoxia asked with a sweet smile on her face, yet with one brow arched.

"Well, I s'pose," Lewrie said, with a shrug. "If one likes that sort." He tried very hard not to squirm under her knowing gaze.

"Poor thing is ryebyonak," Eudoxia said with a sniff, turning to take a quick squint at the other table. "Little more than child… shesnatsat eelee syemnatsat, uhm… sixteen or seventeen?"

"Grack!" Lewrie commented, strangling on a sip of tea, and nigh to spewing a mouthful on the cheery tablecloth. "Indeed? Sorry. Must have gone down the wrong hawse pipe."

"Girls look like, ah…," Eudoxia told him, leaning close so she could whisper close to Lewrie's ear. "Prostitukas. Girls of evening?"

"Really!" Lewrie exclaimed, pretending to be shocked.

"London is fill with… such," Eudoxia said, struggling for the proper word allowed in public. "We go to pleasure gardens, theatres… walk down street, they are everywhere in bolshoi number."

"Godless city," Papa Durschenko said with distaste; though his eyes were glued to the Rubenesque red-head's bosom. "Godless country. Not like Russia."

"In a respectable coffee-house?" Lord Peter feigned outrage, as well. "What is the world comin' to?"

From such a source, such primness was so unimaginable that Lewrie almost brayed out loud; though he did note that Lord Peter's attention was torn 'twixt Eudoxia and Tess in equal measure. He was all but fingering his crutch, could he have got away with it before children!

"Furs, d'ye say," Lewrie piped up, swivelling to face Eudoxia. "I note you and your father are very well garbed. Did you bring them from Russia, or did you find them here in London?"

"Oh, furs from Russia very old, now," she said, smiling again. "Circus and comedies so suc… successful, we find new. A furrier in Hudson Bay Company, in Haymarket, has beautiful furs! I help you shop for them, yes Kapitan Alan?"

"Gryazni tarakan," her father growled. Lewrie knew that'un by heart; "filthy cockroach!" he meant. The one-eyed devil glared daggers, and one hand was suspiciously near his waistband.

"I couldn't impose," Lewrie quickly said.

"Such an expressive language, Russian," Lord Peter dithered on. "Tell me, sir… what did you just say?"

"Have to practice acts… rehearse, I tell her," Papa Durschenko lied, his grin so feral that Peter leaned back a bit in his chair. "No time for shopping."

"All that in two words, hah," Clotworthy said with a shake of his head. "Impressive."

"Russian short and direct," Arslan Artimovich replied.

"Dangerous fellow, her father?" Lord Peter Rushton asked Lewrie, once they'd taken their leave and had repaired to a tavern that served much-needed restorative drink.

"Cut yer throat for tuppence," Lewrie assured him, between sips of a calming brandy. "Determined the girl dies a virgin, I think, and most-like'll be in the bed-chamber on her weddin' night, t'see does it go his way… or else."

"So you haven't, um…?" Rushton asked, amazed.

"Wouldn't even chance it, 'less he croaks first," Lewrie admitted.

"Oh, rum go," Clotworthy said with a sigh. "Still,… the girl does seem took by you, Alan. Even if there's no future in it."

"Might prove a challenge," Lord Peter mused.

"Don't even think it, Peter!" Clotworthy cautioned. If anyone in London was familiar with the truly dangerous, it was Chute, and the old devil had put the wind up him. "Go for the chamin' little whore, instead… the other'un so took with Alan, here."

"You rogue, sir!" Rushton hooted. "Yes, I noted she had eyes for you. No wonder we ain't seen him since the trial. A delectable young beauty. Wherever did ya find her, Alan?"

Lewrie didn't want to tell him, of a sudden, even if Tess was only a whore. Oft as he'd sworn that he'd have made a topping pimp…

"Come come, now… don't make me depend on Clotworthy to ferret her out," Rushton pressed with an expectant leer. "Which brothel's she in, and what's her fee?"

"Dare ye risk bein' seen in a brothel, Peter?" Lewrie countered. "The wife, and all… your seat in Lord's, and reputation?"

"Oh, tosh!" Rushton laughed. "Easier for me than you, old son. Damme, I'm a peer! Ev'ryone knows how things stand 'twixt me and the wife. It's expected of my sort. Did whoring or keeping a mistress on the side make the slightest diff'rence, there wouldn't be the tenth of a quorum left in Lord's… only those who've outlived their cocks, and I sometimes wonder 'bout them!

"Seriously, Alan," Peter continued, all atwinkle, "it ain't like we haven't shared and shared alike before. Where can I sample her, and what does she cost?"

" 'Mother' Batson's… a new place in Panton Street," Lewrie reluctantly told him, knowing that Clotworthy Chute could smoak her out by suppertime, anyway. "Her name's Tess. New-come from Belfast. Didn't know she was that young, d'ye see… sixteen or seventeen, Eudoxia thought. Two or three guineas'll do."

She's just a passin' fancy, Lewrie thought, squirming; So why does it irk me t'pass her on?

"A bloody bargain, is she a good ride," Rushton snickered.

Rich as Peter Rushton, Lord Draywick, was from what was left from his inheritance, and his marriage into a Trade fortune, there was the possibility that he might find Tess a very pleasing diversion, even go so far as to buy her out and set her up as his mistress; "under his protection," the saying went. Certainly he could not afford to do that, or even go to "Mother" Batson's all that often.

Might be best for her, Lewrie considered; A place of her own, with a maid, and a cook. Rich gowns, and jewelry. Some place warmer than that drab little cubicle she has now. Only the one customer to deal with, too. As much security as she could expect… 'til Peter gets tired of her. Might be best, all round. Might be Tess's fondest wish! And, since when did I care a toss for a whore's welfare, her bloody feelings?

"I thought that bloody bell-wether in charge of her baa-lambs hellish-resembled Emma Batson," Clotworthy exclaimed as if he'd solved a mystery. "Famous in her youth, she was, and probably has her first shilling. A clever old baggage, with a head for her business as good as any 'fancy man,' I can tell you. Tess, is she? Tess who?"

"Don't know, really," Lewrie said, shrugging.

"Well, last names hardly matter, do they?" Lord Peter sniggered, his nose in his brandy glass. "First names, either, 'Dearie' and 'my Joe,' and 'darling' serve just as well. Sixteen or seventeen? Hmm!"

"She's hellish-sweet, and… endearing," Lewrie said, his eyes fixed on the far wall as he took a sip of his own drink. "A new-come, as I said." He almost shook himself to reject that line of thinking. "There's a supper every evening, for select patrons and the girls of their choice. It ain't a quick place… even though there's another parlour for the walk-ins. Set a quite nice table, really, and… ya meet the finest set o' gentlemen," Lewrie added with a bark of sardonic amusement.

"Damn my eyes, are you sweet on her, Alan?" Lord Peter Rushton exclaimed, feigning mock horror. "I do believe you are. Just like ya were at school… the chamber-maids who did for our rooms? Or that tavern wench at the Crown and Cushion, where we always went? Do you recall her, Clotworthy? Betsy, or Judy, or something?"

"Indeed I do, Peter old son," Clotworthy seconded with a dreamy expression on his phyz. "Damned impressive set of poonts, she had, as I remember. And a most obligin' mort. Alan here was so besotted with her, he'd have run off with her… had she not been makin' such a good livin' makin' half the students, and a fair number of the faculty, as happy as clams, haw haw! Made me happy, I can tell you, and only one shilling a throw. Oh, those were fine days. Nights, rather!"

"Ten minutes in the tavern's pantry," Lord Peter hooted, "with her skirts thrown up, and sitting on an ale barrel… for six pence! Oh, but Alan was always that way. Mad for quim, then in 'cream-pot' love for them."

Damme, I guess I always was! Lewrie confessed to himself.

"Poor fellow never figured out that likin' 'em ain't necessary, just 'cause he got the leg over," Clotworthy said, shaking his head in amusement. "Just throw down yer money, enjoy 'em, and be done, haw haw."

Damme, but I don't think I like these shits half as much as I used to, Lewrie thought with an uneasy feeling, a tightening of his innards; Right, I've always been a calf-head cully when it comes to the women… whores or proper, no matter. Fine enough friends when we all were lads, but… have I changed? Did they change? Or, never have.

"So, a good ride is she, this Tess creature, Alan?" Clotworthy goggled at him with a knowing leer.

Lewrie squinted with sudden anger for a second, before tamping it down firmly. "Well, you'd be the best judge of that," he said instead, slowly drawling his answer. Damme, am I jealous? he wondered.

"Does she play the shy virgin?" Peter queried. "Or is she game for any place, time, fashion, or orifice, hey? An acrobat, is she?"

Dammit! Lewrie silently fumed, taking time to answer by sipping on his drink; They're like schoolboys, still… civilian schoolboys! A gentleman doesn't tell such! Have I got so old I can't feel chummy with fellow rakehells any longer? Or, have I gotten wiser?

"That's for you to find out, Peter," Lewrie told him, faking a sly grin, after he had finished the last dollop of brandy in his glass. "Now, did I have your purse, I'd buy her out and set her up, for she's that pleasing to me."

"You'd play Pygmalion with her, Alan?" Rushton japed, not noticing his old friend's reticence; it didn't matter a whit to him.

"On her, most-like," Clotworthy interjected.

"Next time you call at 'Mother' Batson's, you'll put in a good word for me with the 'Abbess'?" Lord Peter asked. "With the girl, as well? Is her establishment as fine as you say, and sets such a fine table, I might become a regular caller. Panton Street's convenient to Whitehall, and my town-house. Let her know a wealthy patron's coming, hey?" he said with a wink and a leer at his double entendre.

"Well, of course, Peter… what are friends for?" Lewrie said, trying not to grit his teeth or slap the lecher silly; hypocritical as such an act might be, and ruefully chiding himself for being perhaps but a shadow compared to his old compatriots' lascivious natures.

"Then, a glass with you, sir," Peter insisted, snapping fingers for the waiter to come top them up. Lewrie would have risen and left, but for that offer, which could not be rejected, or be thought of as a "sneaker." Despite his distaste, he stayed on.

"Ah, but we're a merry band of rogues," Clotworthy said with a cheery smile. "Remember our old motto, Peter… Alan? What Wilkes said of life… 'a few good fucks, and then we die,' ha ha!"

"Damme, but I believe I started the day lookin' for stationery," Lewrie said, perking up as he changed the subject. "Yet here I sit, with not a single sheet, nor a ha'porth of ink yet. And there is that furrier in the Haymarket to discover… just in case Admiralty's run short of Post-Captains before the fleet sails for the Baltic."

"You'll not dine with us, Alan?" Clotworthy Chute exclaimed in seeming disappointment. Perhaps he'd fancied that Lewrie would foot the bill, as he had at Harrow with ale, porter, and "tatties."

"Some other time, Clotworthy," Lewrie demurred. "I think I'll finish this last glass, then toddle along. I believe we should all consider our drinks celebratory… that we survived an encounter with Mistress Durschenko's charmin' father, hmm?"

"Do you think we'll really have to go fight the Russians, Danes, and Swedes, Alan?" Clotworthy asked. "Mean t'say…"

"Aye, and the sooner the better," Lewrie assured him. "Time is not on our side, not with the weather warmin', and their navies' ports thawin' out. Do they put to sea, and combine, well…"

"Beat 'em like a drum, no matter," Peter scoffed with a sublime confidence that bordered on indifference; he even allowed himself one idle yawn. "We've Nelson, after all."

"And Alan… can he tear himself from betwixt his doxy's legs," Clotworthy chuckled over the rim of his glass.

"We'll see, won't we?" Lewrie asked, finally finishing off his brandy, and more than ready to depart. "One way or t'other."

"By yer leave, sir!" an impatient porter snarled at him, trying to make way on the crowded sidewalk with several wrapped packets.

"By yer own bloody leave, damn yer eyes!" Lewrie snapped back, more than ready to fight someone, raising his walking-stick in threat.

"Pardons… pardons." The weedy little brute shied away, more sauce than sinew, and scurried off.

"Bloody Hell!" Lewrie growled under his breath. "What a pack of cods-heads."

Are they what I'd've become, if I'd stayed ashore in London… anywhere in England? he fumed to himself as he strode along for his lodgings; Then, thank God for the Navy!

Alan Lewrie had always cynically, cheerfully admitted that he would never be buried a bishop, that the most he had aspired to would be to be considered a "Buck-of-the-First-Head," a merry denizen of the "cock and hen" clubs in the more sordid parts of London; sleep in late, roister and rantipole 'til dawn, and begin it all over, had he had his druthers.

Such as he seemed to be doing now.

Yet… not only had it become tiresome… boresome!… but it was beginning to pall, the ambrosia turned to ashes in his mouth. The morning's encounter with Peter and Clotworthy made him squint with revulsion.

Christ, am I havin' an Epiphany? he wondered.

He shook that notion off with a shiver and a barely audible Brr.

Idle hands, the Devil's workshop, he recalled; and I've been damned idle, since before Christmas. Or, t'other'un… 'lie down with dogs and ye rise with fleas.' Oh God, ye don't hear from me much, but… I really need t'get back t'sea! Doesn't have t'be a frigate… a cutter would do, a one-masted revenue sloop! Hell, even the Impress Service, just so long as I'm employed at something! I'm not a huge sinner after all… compared to some I could name. Right… I'm a fool for women, and I always get in trouble ashore. There may be women aboard warships, despite what the Admiralty wishes, but… none that tempt my eye, the plug-uglies. Most of 'em foul an' rough as bosuns…

He accepted the fact that Peter and Clotworthy were right in one regard; he never had been a callous, unscrupulous abuser of women's affections. He'd always gone soft on them. In point of fact, two of his duels, in his early days, had been in defence of a girl's good name or honour, so… didn't that count for something? Mean t'say…!

Write off the odd convenient quarter-hour romp here and there, and what have you? he thought, scanning back over his conquests as he dodged a brace of strolling ladies and a street urchin bullying a wee dog; A string of fond relationships, that's what, by… sorry. Long-time, mutually pleasin' love affairs! Don't make me a bad person, not like Peter, or Clotworthy, or…

He practically stormed up the steps to the doors of the Madeira Club, thrusting the doors back so forcefully that the day porter at the desk jumped in fright, scrambling to come round to gather up his cloak, hat, walking-stick, and mittens. "Still raw out, sir? A fine mist falling, still? I'll have your cloak and hat sponged, then send them up to your rooms, sir."

"Er, thankee," Lewrie mumbled, realising that he'd stomped back to the club so fiercely that he'd worked up a sweat under his clothes. "Any letters for me?"

"Uhm… nossir, none so far today."

"Very well, then. Do any come, I'll be in the Common Room."

"Very good, Captain Lewrie."

Lewrie dabbed at his temples and cheeks with a handkerchief to make himself presentable, once he'd found a nice, quiet corner, and a thickly padded leather wing-back chair near the fireplace. A servant took his request for hot coffee, and padded away, leaving him to stew on the morning's doings.

"What the Devil do I do?" he muttered as he stirred sugar and milk into his cup. "It can't go on like this. Not for long, or I'll be 'skint' by Easter." His accounts at Coutts's Bank, some prize-money that had dribbled in from Mediterranean captures way back in '96, was sufficient for keeping a gentleman of his station in moderate comfort, with enough to keep up his rented farm and home in Anglesgreen, both the boys at their school, his daughter Charlotte's first tutor, and his wife, with her typical thriftiness, in fine style. Dabbling with the whores, though, sweet as one of them was…

Lord Peter could afford such squandering, both of his purse and his repute, but he was the beau ideal of the Abolitionists, of the Respectable; of the dour Hannah More, Rev. Wilberforce, and all of their grim adherents, and he could not risk running into any more of them in "Mother" Batson's parlour. "Saint Alan, the Liberator!"

He would have to see Tess just one more time, he realised with what the French would call tristesse, a sweet-sad sorrow, flooding him. There really was no future in it, even were he as rich as the fabled Walpoles. Sadly, he also realised that if he could afford for her to be his long-time kept mistress, he'd tire of her someday, too, and abandon her to her uncertain fate. Better he spoke of Lord Peter to her, and hope that Tess struck him the right way.

After all, he did try to plant the seed of the idea in Peter's mind, of buying her out and setting her up under his protection; that would be best, in the long run. And go back to living the life of a "salty, tar-splotched" nautical monk!

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