The Black Heart Crypt

“On the morning of the funeral,” the priest continued, “when next I opened the doors to the mausoleum, all of the coffins had been rearranged!”

“Did somebody sneak in and do it as a prank?” asked Zack.

“Impossible. That door is six inches thick. The lock is made of iron. Only I have the key.”

The clergyman crept closer to the creepy crypt.

“I tried to ignore what I had seen, to construct a rational explanation. Perhaps there was metal in the coffins and a shift in the earth’s magnetic field had caused them to slide into their unusual configuration.”

Maybe there was an earthquake, thought Zack.

“When the funeral service concluded and the pallbearers carried Edward’s coffin into the tomb, the caskets had moved once more! The one against the wall was upside down. Three had organized themselves into an ‘I’ formation. An ‘I’ for ‘Ickleby’!”

The priest stared at the crypt doors—as if he feared they’d suddenly swing open and swallow him whole.

“Months later, on Halloween, some children reported hearing voices inside the mausoleum. That night, horrible deeds were done.”

“By trick-or-treaters?” asked Zack.

“Trick-or-treating children do not burn down barns or slash the throats of innocent animals. They do not kill the one witness who survived Eddie Boy’s convenience store rampage and testified against him in court.”

“All this happened on Halloween night?” asked Judy.

“Yes. The following morning, I once again entered the Ickleby crypt.”

“Had the coffins been rearranged again?” asked Judy.

“All thirteen were upside down and resting on their lids.”

Zack’s eyes went wide as he imagined it.

“I didn’t know what to do,” said Father Abercrombie. “I could not harbor the spirits of demons here on sacred soil!”

And so you shipped them off to us, thought Zack. Nice.

“With nowhere else to turn, I consulted a wise old woman who lived in a hovel deep in the woods. I had heard of her … reputation.”

Judy said it first: “Was she a witch?”

“Some would certainly call her that. Her name, as I recall, was Harriet, and she was quite familiar with the Icklebys and their evil ways, for she claimed a swarm of Ickleby ghosts had, on that very same Halloween night, slain her favorite pet. A black cat she called Grizzmaldo.”

“When was this?” asked Judy.

“Thirty years ago. My wife—may she rest in peace—thought I had gone mad, prattling on about the ghosts of the evil Icklebys, the coffins in the crypt, decapitated cats, witchy women in the woods.…”

“How did this Harriet know it was Ickleby spirits who killed her cat?” Judy asked.

“She saw them. A crowd of twelve ghosts, one brandishing an axe. ‘Who are you?’ she demanded. ‘We be Icklebys,’ they replied. ‘This night belongs to us and all those who would do evil even after death!’ The one with the axe used it on her black cat.”

Zipper moaned. He wouldn’t wish that kind of cruelty on any creature, even ones with claws.

“I begged the wise woman of the woods to do something. Anything. This churchyard had to be cleansed of its foul spirits! She agreed. Said she wanted the cursed Ickleby corpses moved as far from their familiar haunts as possible. She told me she would contact certain cousins, three distant sisters who might be able to help us both.”

Zack looked at Judy. They both realized who Harriet’s three cousins had to be: Ginny, Sophie, and Hannah.

Now the priest stared down at Zack. “That week, all my prayers were answered. Your grandfather, Sheriff James Jennings—may God bless his soul—contacted me. He told me he wasn’t sure why, but his sisters had insisted that he call to tell me about ‘the empty Spratling crypt.’ ”

“Spratling!” mused Zack.

“A wealthy family that lived in North Chester, the town where your grandfather was sheriff.”

“We know all about the Spratlings,” said Judy.

“Well, apparently, they had built a family crypt in the Haddam Hill Cemetery, which they never used because they built a second, much more elaborate mausoleum on the grounds of their estate.”

Zack and Judy (and probably even Zipper) could pretty much figure out what had happened next.

Grandpa Jim sent a truck and some men up to Great Barrington to empty the coffins out of the Massachusetts crypt so they could be transported forty miles south to Connecticut. The caskets were quietly loaded into the empty Spratling mausoleum in the cemetery. The heavy wooden doors were closed and locked. That was that.

“There was no service. No funeral rites,” the priest continued. “They simply removed the stone inscribed with the Spratling name and replaced it with a marble slab reading ‘Ickleby,’ or so I am told. I have never actually visited the Haddam Hill Cemetery.”

“That’s why it’s so white,” said Zack.

“Excuse me?”

“The Ickleby name above the door. It looks newer than all the other stones.”

“You’ve visited this mausoleum?”

Zack nodded.

“Do you know the Ickes family?” the priest asked Judy.

“No, I don’t think so.”

“They run the hardware store,” said Zack. “Ickes and Son. On Main Street. The son is a friend of Malik’s. They’re in a puzzle club or something.”

“They’re Icklebys!” said the priest. “Good ones, but I remember fearing for them when I first heard that they had moved to North Chester. You see, the father, Herman Ickleby, now calls himself Herman Ickes. He was Eddie Boy Ickleby’s brother. Herman was so ashamed of what his older brother had done that he took his pregnant wife and fled from Great Barrington. I never found the courage to tell him about the new location of the cursed Ickleby crypt. Poor Herman. He had wanted to move away from the earthly remains of his evil ancestors. Unfortunately, he ended up moving closer!”