The Boudoir No. 4

THE LADY AND PHYSICIAN

Fair Urfly, in a merry mood,

Consulted her physician,

What time was best to stir the blood,

And spirits, by coition.

Quoth Woodward, if my judgment's right,

An answer worth returning;

You'll find it pleasantest o'er night,

Most wholesome in the morning.

Quoth Urfly, then, for pleasure's sake,

Each evening will I take it;

And ev'ry morning when I wake,

My constant physic make it.