The woman had many charms; one look at her and I was already chasing her. Then her husband grabbed me, swearing he would take me to the police station, when a man from our neighborhood, famed for advocating absolute freedom, came into the room.
I fled after learning an unforgettable lesson — one that would take solid form whenever I met a woman. Yet I found myself face to face with the ravishing lady again.
I started to run away — and she kissed me, smiling, and took me by the arm. “My husband,” she assured me, “has now embraced the call for absolute freedom.”