The Final Detail

How do you know

I've known Hester for years. Mom was a defense attorney, one of the best in the state. We've

worked cases together before. She called me. She said you're interfering.

I'm not interfering.

Actually she said you're bothering her and to butt out.

She talked to you about this?

Of course. She wants you to leave her client alone.

I can't.

Why can't you?

Myron squirmed a bit. I have some information that might be important.

Such as?

According to Clu's wife, he was having an affair.

And you think Hester doesn't know that? The DA thinks he was having an affair with

Esperanza.

Wait a second. It was Dad. I thought Esperanza was a lesbian.

She's a bisexual, Al.

A what?

Bisexual. It means she likes both boys and girls.

Dad thought about that. I guess that's a good thing to be.

What?

I mean, it gives you the double the options of everyone else.

Great, Al, thanks for the insight. She rolled her eyes and turned back to Myron. So Hester

already knows that. What else?

Clu was desperate to find me before he was killed, Myron said.

Most logically, bubbe, to say something incriminating about Esperanza.

Not necessarily. Clu came to the loft. He told Jessica that I was in danger.

And you think he meant it?

No, he was probably exaggerating. But shouldn't Hester Crimstein judge the significance?

She already has.

What?

Clu came here too, darling. Her voice was suddenly soft. He told your father and me the same

thing he told Jessica.

Myron didn't push it. If Clu had told his parents the same thing he told Jessica, if he had used all

that death talk when Mom and Dad didn't know where Myron was

As though reading his mind, Dad said, I called Win. He said you were safe.

Did he tell you where I was?

Mom took that one. We didn't ask.

Silence.

She reached over and put a hand on his arm. You've been through a lot, Myron. Your father and

I know that.

They both looked at him with the deep-caring eyes. They knew part of what happened. About his

breakup with Jessica. About Brenda. But they would never know it all.

Hester Crimstein knows what's she doing, Mom went on. You have to let her do her job.

More silence.

Al?

What?

Hang up the phone, she said. Maybe we should go out to eat.

Myron checked his watch. It'll have to be quick. I have to get back to the city.

Oh? Mom raised an eyebrow. You have a date already?

He thought about Big Cyndi's description of Take A Guess.

Not likely, he said. But you never know.

Chapter 15

From the outside Take A Guess looked pretty much like your standard Manhattan cantina-aspickup-joint. The building was brick, the windows darkened to highlight the neon beer signs. Above the door, faded lettering spelled out Take A Guess. That was it. No Bring Your Perversions. No The Kinkier the Better. No You Better Like Surprises. Nothing. A suit trudging home might happen by here, stop in, lay down his briefcase, spot something attractive, buy it a drink, make a few quasi-smooth moves warmed over from college mixers, take it home. Surprise, surprise.

Big Cyndi met him at the front door dressed like Earth, Wind, and Fire not so much any one member as the entire group. Ready?

Myron hesitated, nodded.

When Big Cyndi pushed open the door, Myron held his breath and ducked in behind her. The interior too was not what he'd visualized. He had expected something blatantly wacko, he guessed. Like the bar scene in Star Wars maybe. Instead Take A Guess just had the same neodesperate feel and stench of a zillion other singles' joints on a Friday night. A few patrons were colorfully dressed, but most wore khakis and business suits. There were also a handful of outrageously clad cross-dressers and leather devotees and one babe-a-rama packed into a vinyl catsuit, but nowadays you'd be hard pressed to find a Manhattan nightspot that didn't have any of that. Sure, some folks were in disguise, but when it came right down to it, who didn't wear a facade at a singles' bar?

Whoa, that was deep.

Heads and eyes swerved in their direction. For a moment Myron wondered why. But only for a moment. He was, after all, standing next to Big Cyndi, a six-six three-hundred-pound multihued mass blanketed with more sparkles than a Siegfried and Roy costume party. She drew the eye.

Big Cyndi seemed flattered by the attention. She lowered her eyes, playing demure, which was like Ed Asner playing coquettish. I know the head bartender, she said. His name is Pat.

Male or female?

She smiled, punched him on the arm. Now you're getting the hang of it.

A jukebox played the Police's Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic. Myron tried to count how many times Sting repeated the words every little. He lost count at a million.

They found two stools at the bar. Big Cyndi looked for Pat. Myron cased the joint, very detectivelike. He turned his back to the bar, eased his elbows against it, bobbed his head slightly to the music. Senor Slick. The babe-a-rama in the black catsuit caught his eye. She slithered to the seat next to him and curled into it. Myron flashed back to Julie Newmar as Cat Woman circa 1967, something he did far too often. This woman was dirty blond but otherwise frighteningly comparable.

Catsuit gave him a look that made him believe in telekinesis. Hi, she said.

Hi back. The Lady Slayer awakens.

She slowly reached for her neck and started toying with the catsuit's zipper. Myron managed to

keep his tongue in the general vicinity of his mouth. He took a quick peek at Big Cyndi.

Don't be too sure, Big Cyndi warned.

Myron frowned. There was cleavage here, for crying out loud. He stole another look for the

sake of science. Yep, cleavage. And plenty of it. He looked back at Big Cyndi and whispered,

Bosoms. Two of them.

Big Cyndi shrugged.

My name is Thrill, Catsuit said.

I'm Myron.

Myron, she repeated, her tongue circling as though testing the word for taste. I like that name.

It's very manly.

Er, thanks, I guess.

You don't like your name?

Actually, I've always sort of hated it, he said. Then he gave her the big-guy look, cocking the

eyebrow like Fabio going for deep thought. But if you like it, maybe I'll reconsider.

Big Cyndi made a noise like a moose coughing up a turtle shell.

Thrill gave him another smoldering glance and picked up her drink. She did something that

could roughly be called taking a sip, but Myron doubted the Motion Picture Association would

give it less than an R rating. Tell me about yourself, Myron. They started chatting. Pat, the bartender, was on break, so Myron and Thrill kept at it for a good fifteen minutes. He didn't want to admit it, but he was sort of having fun. Thrill turned toward him, full body. She slid a little closer. Myron again looked for telltale gender signs. He checked for the two Five O'clocks: Shadow and Charlie. Nothing. He checked the cleavage again. Still there. Damn if he wasn't a trained detective.

Thrill put her hand on his thigh. It felt hot through his jeans. Myron stared at the hand for a moment. Was the size odd? He tried to figure out if it was big for a woman or maybe small for a man. His head started spinning.

I don't mean to be rude, Myron finally said, but you're a woman, right?

Thrill threw her head back and laughed. Myron looked for an Adam's apple. She had a black

ribbon tied around the neck. Made it hard to tell. The laugh was a touch hoarse, but oh, come on

now. This couldn't be a guy. Not with that cleavage. Not when the catsuit was so tight about the,

er, nether region, if you catch the drift.

What's the difference? Thrill asked.

Pardon?

You find me attractive, don't you?

What I see.

So?

Myron raised his hands. So and let me just state this plainly if, during a moment of passion,

there is a second penis in the room well, it definitely kills the mood for me.

She laughed. No other penises, eh?

That's right. Just mine. I'm funny that way.

Are you familiar with Woody Allen? she asked.

Of course.

Then let me quote him. Myron stayed still. Thrill was about to quote the Woodman. If she was

a she, Myron was close to proposing. 'Sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between

five it's fantastic'

Nice quote, Myron said.

Do you know what it's from?

His old nightclub act. When Woody did stand-up comedy in the sixties.

Thrill nodded, pleased that the pupil had passed the test.

But we're not talking group sex here, Myron said.

Have you ever had group sex? she asked.

Well, uh, no.

But if you did if there were, say, five people would it be a problem if one of them had a

penis?

We're talking hypothetically here, right?

Unless you want me to call some friends.

No, that's okay, really, thanks. Myron took a deep breath. Yeah, okay, hypothetically, I guess

it wouldn't be a huge problem, as long as the man kept his distance.

Thrill nodded. But if I had a penis

A major mood killer.

I see. Thrill made small circles on Myron's thigh. Admit you're curious.

I am.

So?

So I'm also curious about what goes through a person's mind when he jumps out of a

skyscraper. Before he goes splat on the sidewalk.

She arched an eyebrow. It's probably a hell of a rush.

Yeah, but then there's that splat at the end.