The Secrets of Pain

58

If Danny had ever seen Gomer this mad before, he didn’t know when it was.

‘Hangin’ offence, sure t’be.’ The ole feller was flattened against the back end of a stone ex-pigsty, firing up another ciggy like it was a little stick of gelignite. ‘Passing theirselves off as Her Majesty’s Special Forces. Wartime, that’d be a bloody capital offence. Treason, see. Treason, boy!’

‘Gomer,’ Danny said. ‘There’s boys all over Hereford pretends to be Sass, to get their end away with the local talent. This en’t-’

‘This is bloody different!’

‘It was common land. It was under a foot of snow. No different to… to kids goin’ out with sledges.’

Knowing, even as he was saying it, that this was different. Remembering the tone of voice, the sense of threat. The feeling he’d had at the time that they were gonner get done over at the very least. And a man naked in the snow. Laughing, but serious. The whole thing serious.

‘You know another thing?’ Gomer said, quieter, more sober now. ‘What happened that night all but destroyed my bit o’ faith in the Sass. The Sass is hard bastards, sure t’be, but I always had ’em down as polite, kind o’ thing.’

Ah, so that was it. Danny stared out over the field with dead docks and no stock. Put your lights out, then fuck off. Gomer Parry Plant Hire dissed.

‘Kenny bloody Mostyn,’ Gomer said.

‘You knows him?’

‘Knowed his ole man, Eugene Mostyn. Inherited a tidy farm from an uncle and pissed it all away. Goes off to Birmingham weekends, nobody lookin’ after the stock. Ewes caught in the wire, cattle left out in freezin’ conditions.’

‘I hates that kind,’ Danny admitted.

‘Gets a Brummie girl up the stick, right? Seventeen years later, this boy Kenny turns up from Brum, lookin’ for his ole man. Eugene’s gamekeeper now for ole Glenda Morgan – and her was three sheets by then, else her’d never’ve employed the useless bastard. Boy gets took on by Glenda, to help his ole man, which means doin’ Eugene’s job while Eugene’s down the bettin’ shop. Best thing happened to Kenny was when Eugene comes out the pub on a dark afternoon, goes for a slash in the road and gets flattened by a timber lorry.’

‘Kenny collect much?’

‘No, but ole Glenda seen him right, and when her’s gone he rents a shop in Hereford, and that’s how Hardkit was born. Right, then.’ Gomer peeled himself off the wall in a blast of ciggy smoke. ‘I’m goin’ back in there. Gonner find that boy, have a word.’

‘No, listen…’ Danny stepping in front of him. ‘Mostyn en’t there. I looked around. It’s just a promotional video. Fellers in there’s just punters and a few blokes as done it before, spreadin’ the word.’

‘Where is he?

‘I don’t know, Gomer.’

‘Ah, this is nasty, boy.’ Gomer’s ciggy hand was shaking, and that didn’t happen often. ‘Like goin’ back to the days when you got all kinds o’ scum lurkin’ in the hedges after dark.’

‘Only difference being,’ Danny said, ‘that this is rich scum payin’ for the privilege of crawlin’ through shit and brambles an’ freezin’ their nuts off in the snow. And freezin’ your nuts off en’t a crime.’

He watched a few blokes leaving the Hardkit tent with leaflets, some shaking hands with a bulky bloke he figured he’d seen before.

‘Cockfights is a crime,’ Gomer said.

‘Who said this got anything to do with bloody cockfights?’

‘I never thought, see. Must be goin’ bloody senile, boy.’

‘What – this Eugene was a cocker?’

‘Eugene, he wouldn’t have the patience to feed up a cock for the ring, but he let it go on, see. Glenda Morgan had a fair few spells in hospital, them last years, and Eugene let all sorts go on when her’s out the way. Few quid yere, few quid there. Bad blood, Danny boy. Kenny Mostyn’s a rich man now, and still out on the hills, middle of a blizzard, callin’ the shots. Why’s he need to do that?’

Danny had no answer. Unless that was how Mostyn got his rocks off.

Inside the dark green tent, the Hardkit DVD was starting up again, with a blast of metal and commentary: ‘ You know me. I’m Smiffy Gill. I’m a bloke likes to grab life by the balls.’

‘All right,’ Danny said. ‘You stay there, Gomer, you’ll only send your blood pressure through the roof. I’ll go back, see what I can do.’

The guy was outside the Hardkit tent and he’d been joined by another feller Danny recalled from the night of the storm.

Danny reckoned if he was right, one of them would have a bit of a Scottish accent. He strolled over.

‘’Ow’re you?’

They just looked at him. Danny nodded at the Hardkit sign.

‘Seems like good stuff.’

‘It’s very good stuff, ma friend,’ the bulky guy said.

Thickset, couple of days’ stubble. A big-money bloke on his day off. Danny put on a rueful smile.

‘Too bloody costly for me, I reckons.’

The other guy – sharp-faced and wary-eyed – said, ‘There are shorter, more economical courses that don’t involve staying here. But we’re not the best people to talk to about them. Sorry.’

‘Weeell,’ Danny said slowly, ‘thing is, I en’t that interested in the shootin’ weekends and all that. Just I was told to ask in yere about… other events.’

The Scots guy eyed him.

‘In connection with what?’

‘Poultry,’ Danny said. ‘Poultry contests. Kind o’ thing.’

‘Oh…’ The Scots guy grinned. ‘Right.’ Turned to his mate. ‘This gentleman’s looking for a poultry contest.’

‘I usually talks to Kenny, see. I was told he’d be yere, but he en’t.’

‘That’s quite true, ma rustic friend. He isn’t.’

‘I’d ring him,’ Danny said ‘but phones, you never knows who you’re talkin’ to, do you?’

‘You do not.’

‘See, I’d arranged to bring a bird. Kenny, he was gonner let me know when and where, kind o’ thing.’

Starting to sweat a bit now. If Kenny Mostyn was to walk in now, he’d be stuffed.

‘You’re a breeder yourself, then?’

‘Of many years standin’.’

Putting a bit of menace under his voice now. If you looked like a bit of a hard bastard, why not play to it?

‘Good for you,’ the Scots guy said.

Danny looked him in the eyes.

‘If this is a problem for you fellers, just forget you seen me. I’ll call by the shop tomorrow. If I can find the time.’

The two guys looked at each other.

‘Ah, well,’ the Scots guy said. ‘That possibly could be a wee bit too late, you know?’

‘Bloody is tonight, is it?’ Danny slapped his thigh. ‘Fuck.’

The bald guy gave the Scots guy a look, and the Scots guy looked at Danny with no fear at all but definitely a measure of respect.

‘Y’know how it is, pal. Busy guy, Kenny. But if you want to stick around, I believe he’s due to call in later.’

‘Sure to.’

Danny nodded, a bit curt, walked away without looking behind him, to find Gomer. They went back to the Jeep on the parking area, where they unwrapped the sandwiches that Danny’s wife Greta had put up for him, sat there eating them very slowly, not saying much, Danny pretty unsure how he felt about this.

It was around four-thirty before a battleship-grey BMW four-by-four pulled in. HARDKIT in a neat curve across the bonnet. They watched a man jump down. He had on a shiny suit and a bow tie and carried an overnight bag.

‘Wassis about?’ Gomer said.

Danny moaned.

‘Bloody dinner, ennit? It’s on the tickets Lol give me. This feller can’t be goin’ to no cocking tonight.’

‘Mabbe afterwards,’ Gomer said. ‘Mabbe a few of ’em, sittin’ with their cigars, watchin’ the feathers fly.’

‘Not yere. Savitch wouldn’t risk it.’

‘We better find out, then.’

‘Aw, Gomer…’

‘En’t gonner get a better chance.’ Gomer sat back, tilted his cap over his eyes. ‘Mabbe a long night, boy.’