Why do you cry?
I am hungry.
No, you are merely greedy. A Jew.
I am in agony.
A complaining old Jew.
I beg you on my life for help!
A melodramatic Jew.
My soul is being destroyed.
An exaggerating old Jew.
I am not a Jew.
That’s what they all say.
I am not a Jew.
Then you are nothing.