Titanic 2020: Cannibal City

To save a lot of time, right here at the start, let's be sure of our facts:

1. The world as we, you and I know it is over — wiped out by a plague. Those darned scientists!

2. But there are survivors. There are ALWAYS survivors. But you gotta watch 'em.

3. Jimmy and Claire were lucky enough to find themselves on the Titanic when the plague struck. Not often you get 'lucky' and 'Titanic' in the same sentence.

4. You'd think they'd be miserable — but they're having the time of their lives.

5. Why does there have to be a five? Four is plenty.

6. But six is an even number. The new Titanic is fabulous — of COURSE everyone wants to steal it.