Unlucky 13

Chapter 30

I was in the gym, huffing and puffing on the elliptical, when a hulking guy in a tan overcoat clumped across the red carpeting and approached me. I knew the elephant in the room. Knew him as well as I know myself.

“Boxer, hate to interrupt.” He grinned. He leered.

“This is a no-shoes zone, Jacobi.”

Warren Jacobi is my long-term friend and former partner. We spent about ten years of day, night, and overtime shifts catching gang shootings and homicides by various means, including bathtub electrocutions and angel-of-mercy-spree executions, to name but a few.

When I was promoted to lieutenant, Jacobi teamed up with Conklin. Later I demoted myself out of the bureaucratic nightmare of squad management, and Jacobi took the lieutenant’s chair. Not too long after that, Brady became lieutenant, and Jacobi, who had more street experience than all of us together, and who was suffering from old gunshot injuries and was also closing in on retirement, was bumped up to chief of detectives.

As chief, Jacobi was the go-to guy while Brady was on his honeymoon. I didn’t think the gym visit was a social call, but I got off the elliptical and gave him a sweaty hug anyway.

“What brings you here, bud?”

“I’m just a messenger, Boxer.”

What the hell? What kind of message got the chief of detectives out of the office? I pulled back from the hug and scanned the creases in his face, his hooded gray eyes. Had Joe called him? Had something happened to Julie?

“Spit it out, Jacobi. What’s wrong?”

“Take it easy, Boxer. It’s nothing personal. You didn’t answer your phone.”

I said, “So, okay. What brings you to Body Beautiful?”

He laughed. “I’m signing up so I can gawk at the spandex girls review.”

“Funny.”

“Okay. I’m running an errand for the FBI.”

“Oh. I guess my workout is over.”

“Yeah, good guess. Get dressed so we can talk in private.”

I took a quick shower, dressed PDQ, and met Jacobi in the lobby of the health club. We went out onto Folsom Street and leaned up against the building.

Jacobi said, “There was a fatality in LA about an hour ago. A guy was having a breakfast burger in his car in the parking lot of a fast-food joint when his stomach exploded. He was killed instantly. The glass blew out, blinding a pedestrian. There were other injuries, but only the one fatality.”

“This happened at a Chuck’s?”

“Correct. Chuck’s, Marina del Rey. Here’s the phone number of the FBI agent who called me. Jay Beskin. We’ll get along with them better if we play nice. You want to work this case right, okay, Boxer?”

I told Jacobi that motherhood had brought out the sweetheart in me. He smirked, like yeah, right. We said good-bye and I called my current partner.

“Saddle up,” I said. “I’ll meet you at the Harriet Street lot, ASAP.”