Zombie Pulp

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The Walking Dead

Creel had been in Flanders for four months, embedded with the 12 ^ th Middlesex, when he got invited on a little raiding party that was being thrown together. No volunteers were asked for. The sergeants went down the forward trench, picking men at random like apples from a barrel and none of them were too happy with the idea.

Somehow, he had thought there would be a little more military precision involved in such a thing, but it was no different than anything else in that war. Eenie, meanie, miney, mo. Looking at the dour faces of the selected, Creel asked Sergeant Burke what would happen if one refused to go.

Burke got that pained expression on his face that Creel so often seemed to inspire. He was Creel’s aid. His job was to stay by Creel’s side, keep him in one piece if possible and keep him out of trouble…if such a thing were feasible.

“ Well, they’d replace him, wouldn’t they?” Burke said. “Then they’d march him out and shoot him.”

Creel wrote that down, amused by his own question.

Being a journalist, he was there out of the mutual suffering of the general staff and the line officers. The Brits already had their own carefully-controlled correspondents, they didn’t need some Yank from the Kansas City Star coming in and mucking things up with his glib tongue and saucy manner, but President Roosevelt had pushed the British on the matter. Saying that if American correspondents were not embedded with British and Canadian units, it would harm the war effort…in other words, if the proper spin wasn’t presented to the American public by Americans, he’d never be able to get the public to swallow the idea of committing troops and dollars.

So the British Expeditionary Force submitted and the BEF did not like submitting to anything.

There were four men in the raiding party: Sergeant Kirk, Corporal Smallhouse, Privates Jacobs and Cupperly. In addition to his Enfield rifle and fixed bayonet, Jacobs carried fifty rounds of ammunition. Kirk was the grenade man. He carried a haversack filled with Mills bombs. Smallhouse was a grenade thrower, too. Last in line was Cupperly, another rifleman with fifty rounds in his bandolier.

Two other raiding parties led by two other sergeants would be going out as well.

“ We’re going to go out and play naughty schoolboy,” Kirk said, grinning. “Our job is to annoy, disrupt, and cause trouble. A burr in the Hun’s behind, that’s us. A merry lark it shall be.”

Creel found it interesting how Kirk, who was a pretty decent guy by all accounts, really enjoyed these raids. There was a mischievous gleam in his eye and a crooked smile to his face like the appointed task was a bit of boyhood deviltry like tipping over privies or putting wormy apples on the teacher’s desk.

With Burke and Creel tagging behind, they went over the top at nightfall and into the muddy, corpse-strewn waste of No-Man’s Land. Faces blackened, moving like shadows, they crept at a low crouch or crawled through the mud, legions of corpse-eating rats moving in dark rivers around them. On his belly, Kirk cut them a hole through the wire and within minutes they spotted two German forward sentries. Jacobs and Cupperly took them out silently, rising like shades behind them and clubbing them over the heads with the butts of their rifles, then bayoneting them in the throats. It took very little time and the only noise was the impact of rifle butts against helmets and the sound of blood bubbling from gored throats.

Silently then, the raiders dropped into the first line of trenches which were well ahead of the main German trench system. They crept their way through, moving from bay to bay, tossing grenades when they heard movement. They killed half a dozen Hun this way. It was quite efficient, Creel thought, and the element of surprise was a big part of it. There had been an artillery barrage less than an hour before which drove the Germans from their trenches and into their sandbagged dugouts on higher ground. The only men left behind were sentries and they paid with their lives as all three raiding parties moved fast, clearing trenches and stealing equipment, destroying anything they couldn’t take with them.

Burke told Creel later that it was a near-perfect raid, for usually the Germans heard them cutting through the wire and opened up with machine-gun fire.

The three parties combined cleared over four-hundred feet of trench before they heard a German reaction force mounting a counterattack.

The raiders slipped out of the trenches with three prisoners, running and stumbling back to their own lines. All in all, it was a crazy, heart-pounding sort of way to spend a few hours.

One of the captured Germans was an old white-haired sergeant with only two teeth left in his mouth. He had surrendered instantly, throwing up his arms and shouting, “Kamerad!”

“ Lot of them give up easy like that,” Burke said. “Just glad to be out of this bloody war.”

The prisoners were taken into one of the British dugouts where they could be interrogated by the intelligence officer. Creel and Burke and a few others waited there with them. Creel gave the old sergeant a cigarette and he grinned with those near-empty gums. He smoked the cigarette, muttering, “Kamerad,” under his breath again and again as if to reinforce the point. But after a time, he began to look very grim, jabbering on incessantly and pointing in the direction of No-Man’s Land. “Die toten…die toten!” he began to cry out, his eyes as dark as burnt cinders. “Die toten…die toten dieser spaziergang! Das tote wandern! Die toten dieser spaziergang!”

“Quit yer yabbering,” Burke told him.

But if it was yabbering, then it was some of the most unusual yabbering that Creel had heard in that war. Maybe his German wasn’t the best, but what the sergeant was saying was all too clear and the fear behind it unmistakable.

The dead, he was saying. The dead that walk.

That’s when Creel began to get a few ideas and getting them, smelled blood in the water.