Filth

Contents

Prologue

The Games

The Crimes

Wheels Of Steel

Investigations

Carole

Equal Opportunities

Coarse Briefings

I Get A Little Sentimental Over You

At Home With The Blades

Turning Off The Gas

Carole Again

Infected Areas

The Lie Of The Land

Our Cover Is Blown

Cok City

Still Carole

The Nightwatch

The Rash

Goals

‘. . . the essentially depraved nature of the creature that she married . . .’

Post-Holiday Blues

A Testimonial

Surprise Party

More Carole

Private Lessons

Ladies Night

Carole Remembers Australia

Worms and Promotions

Masonic Outings

Christmas Shopping

Not Crashing

Car Stereo Chews Up Michael Bolton Tape

To Lodge A Complaint

A Society Of Secrets

A Sportsman’s Dinner

Come In Charlie

More Carole?

The Tales Of A Tapeworm

Home Is The Darkness