Act 1 Scene 1
running scene 1
Enter Kent, Gloucester and Edmund
KENT I thought the king had more affected1 the Duke of
Albany than Cornwall.
GLOUCESTER It did always seem so to us: but now in the division
of the kingdom it appears not which of the dukes he values
most, for qualities are so weighed that curiosity in neither5
can make choice of either’s moiety.
KENT Is not this your son, my lord?
GLOUCESTER His breeding8, sir, hath been at my charge. I have so
often blushed to acknowledge him that now I am brazed9 to’t.
KENT I cannot conceive10 you.
GLOUCESTER Sir, this young fellow’s mother could; whereupon
she grew round-wombed and had indeed, sir, a son for her
cradle ere13 she had a husband for her bed. Do you smell a
fault14?
KENT I cannot wish the fault undone15, the issue of it being
so proper16.
GLOUCESTER But I have a son, sir, by order of law, some17 year elder
than this, who yet is no dearer in my account18, though this
knave came something saucily to the world before he was
sent for: yet was his mother fair, there was good sport at his
making and the whoreson21 must be acknowledged.— Do you
know this noble gentleman, Edmund?
EDMUND No, my lord.
GLOUCESTER My lord of Kent: remember him hereafter as my
honourable friend.
EDMUND My services to your lordship.
KENT I must love you, and sue27 to know you better.
EDMUND Sir, I shall study deserving28.
GLOUCESTER He hath been out29 nine years, and away he shall
again. The king is coming.
Sennet. Enter [one bearing a coronet, then] King Lear, Cornwall, Albany, Goneril, Regan, Cordelia and Attendants
LEAR Attend31 the lords of France and Burgundy,
Gloucester.
GLOUCESTER I shall, my lord.
Exit
LEAR Meantime we shall express our darker34 purpose.
Give me the map there.
Kent or an Attendant gives Lear a map
Know that we have divided
In three our kingdom, and ’tis our fast intent36
To shake all cares and business37 from our age,
Conferring them on younger strengths while we
Unburdened crawl toward death. Our son39 of Cornwall,
And you our no less loving son of Albany,
We have this hour a constant will to publish41
Our daughters’ several dowers, that42 future strife
May be prevented now. The princes, France and Burgundy,
Great rivals in our youngest daughter’s love,
Long in our court have made their amorous sojourn45
And here are to be answered. Tell me, my daughters —
Since now we will divest us both of rule,
Interest48 of territory, cares of state —
Which of you shall we say doth love us most,
That we our largest bounty50 may extend
Where nature doth with merit challenge51? Goneril,
Our eldest born, speak first.
GONERIL Sir, I love you more than word can wield53 the matter,
Dearer than eyesight, space and liberty,
Beyond what can be valued rich or rare,
No less than life, with grace56, health, beauty, honour:
As much as child e’er loved or father found:
A love that makes breath poor and speech unable58:
Beyond all manner of so much59 I love you.
Aside
CORDELIA What shall Cordelia speak? Love and be silent.
Points to the map
LEAR Of all these bounds61, even from this line to this,
With shadowy forests and with champaigns riched62,
With plenteous rivers and wide-skirted meads63,
We make thee lady. To thine and Albany’s issues
Be this perpetual.— What says our second daughter?
Our dearest Regan, wife of Cornwall?
REGAN I am made of that self-mettle67 as my sister,
And prize me at her worth68. In my true heart,
I find she names my very deed69 of love:
Only she comes too short, that70 I profess
Myself an enemy to all other joys
Which the most precious square of sense72 professes,
And find I am alone felicitate73
In your dear highness’ love.
Aside
CORDELIA Then poor Cordelia:
And yet not so, since I am sure my love’s
More ponderous77 than my tongue.
LEAR To thee and thine hereditary78 ever
Remain this ample third of our fair kingdom,
No less in space, validity80 and pleasure
To Cordelia
Than that conferred on Goneril.— Now, our joy,
Although our last and least, to whose young love
The vines of France and milk of Burgundy83
Strive to be interessed, what can you say to draw84
A third more opulent than your sisters’? Speak.
CORDELIA Nothing, my lord.
LEAR Nothing?
CORDELIA Nothing.
LEAR Nothing will come of nothing: speak again.
CORDELIA Unhappy that I am, I cannot heave
My heart into my mouth: I love your majesty
According to my bond92, no more nor less.
LEAR How, how, Cordelia? Mend93 your speech a little,
Lest you may mar94 your fortunes.
CORDELIA Good my lord,
You have begot me, bred96 me, loved me:
I return those duties back as are right fit,
Obey you, love you and most honour you.
Why have my sisters husbands if they say
They love you all? Happily when I shall wed,
That lord whose hand must take my plight101 shall carry
Half my love with him, half my care and duty:
Sure I shall never marry like my sisters.
LEAR But goes thy heart with this?
CORDELIA Ay, my good lord.
LEAR So young and so untender106?
CORDELIA So young, my lord, and true.
LEAR Let it be so: thy truth then be thy dower,
For by the sacred radiance of the sun,
The mysteries of Hecate110 and the night,
By all the operation of the orbs111
From whom we do exist and cease to be,
Here I disclaim all my paternal care,
Propinquity and property of blood114,
And as a stranger to my heart and me
Hold thee from this for ever. The barbarous Scythian116,
Or he that makes his generation messes117
To gorge his appetite, shall to my bosom
Be as well neighboured119, pitied and relieved
As thou my sometime120 daughter.
KENT Good my liege121—
LEAR Peace, Kent:
Come not between the dragon and his wrath.
I loved her most, and thought to set my rest124
To Cordelia
On her kind nursery.— Hence, and avoid125 my sight!—
So be my grave my peace, as here I give
Her father’s heart from her. Call France. Who stirs?127
Call Burgundy.— Cornwall and Albany,
[Exit Attendant]
With my two daughters’ dowers digest129 the third.
Let pride, which she calls plainness, marry her130.
I do invest you jointly with my power,
Pre-eminence, and all the large effects132
That troop with133 majesty. Ourself by monthly course,
With reservation of134 an hundred knights
By you to be sustained135, shall our abode
Make with you by due turn: only we shall retain
The name and all th’addition to a king: the sway137,
Revenue, execution of the rest,
Belovèd sons, be yours, which to confirm,
This coronet part between you.
Gives them coronet to break in half
KENT Royal Lear,
Whom I have ever honoured as my king,
Loved as my father, as my master followed,
As my great patron thought on in my prayers—
LEAR The bow is bent and drawn, make from the shaft145.
KENT Let it fall rather, though the fork146 invade
The region of my heart: be Kent unmannerly
When Lear is mad. What wouldst thou148 do, old man?
Think’st thou that duty shall have dread to speak
When power to flattery bows? To plainness honour’s bound
When majesty falls to folly. Reserve thy state151,
And in thy best consideration152 check
This hideous rashness. Answer my life my judgement153:
Thy youngest daughter does not love thee least,
Nor are those empty-hearted whose low sounds
Reverb no hollowness156.
LEAR Kent, on thy life, no more.
KENT My life I never held but as pawn158
To wage159 against thine enemies, ne’er fear to lose it,
Thy safety being motive.
LEAR Out of my sight!
KENT See better, Lear, and let me still remain
The true blank163 of thine eye.
LEAR Now, by Apollo164—
KENT Now, by Apollo, king,
Thou swear’st thy gods in vain.
LEAR O, vassal! Miscreant167!
Puts his hand on his sword or attacks Kent
ALBANY AND CORDELIA Dear sir, forbear168.
KENT Kill thy physician, and thy fee bestow169
Upon the foul disease170. Revoke thy gift,
Or whilst I can vent clamour from my throat,
I’ll tell thee thou dost evil.
LEAR Hear me, recreant173, on thine allegiance hear me!
That174 thou hast sought to make us break our vows,
Which we durst never yet, and with strained175 pride
To come betwixt our sentences176 and our power,
Which nor our nature nor our place177 can bear,
Our potency made good178, take thy reward:
Five days we do allot thee for provision
To shield thee from disasters180 of the world,
And on the sixth to turn thy hated back
Upon our kingdom: if on the next day following
Thy banished trunk183 be found in our dominions,
The moment is thy death. Away! By Jupiter184,
This shall not be revoked.
KENT Fare thee well, king: sith186 thus thou wilt appear,
Freedom lives hence and banishment is here.—
To Cordelia
The gods to their dear shelter take thee, maid,
That justly think’st, and hast most rightly said.—
To Goneril and Regan
And your large speeches may your deeds approve190,
That good effects may spring from words of love.
Thus Kent, O princes, bids you all adieu.
He’ll shape his old course193 in a country new.
Exit
Flourish. Enter Gloucester with France and Burgundy, Attendants
CORDELIA Here’s France and Burgundy, my noble lord.
LEAR My lord of Burgundy,
We first address toward you, who with this king
Hath rivalled for our daughter: what in the least197
Will you require in present dower198 with her,
Or cease your quest of love?
BURGUNDY Most royal majesty,
I crave no more than hath your highness offered,
Nor will you tender202 less.
LEAR Right noble Burgundy,
When she was dear to us, we did hold her so204,
But now her price is fallen. Sir, there she stands:
If aught within that little seeming substance206,
Or all of it, with our displeasure pieced207,
And nothing more, may fitly like208 your grace,
She’s there, and she is yours.
BURGUNDY I know no answer.
LEAR Will you, with those infirmities she owes211,
Unfriended, new-adopted to our hate,
Dowered with our curse and strangered213 with our oath,
Take her or leave her?
BURGUNDY Pardon me, royal sir:
Election makes not up216 in such conditions.
LEAR Then leave her, sir, for by the power that made me,
To France
I tell you218 all her wealth.— For you, great king,
I would not from your love make such a stray219
To match you where I hate, therefore beseech you
T’avert your liking a more worthier way
Than on a wretch whom nature is ashamed
Almost t’acknowledge hers.
FRANCE This is most strange,
That she whom even but now was your object225,
The argument of your praise, balm226 of your age,
The best, the dearest, should in this trice227 of time
Commit a thing so monstrous to dismantle228
So many folds of favour. Sure her offence
Must be of such unnatural degree
That monsters it, or your fore-vouched231 affection
Fall into taint, which to believe of her232
Must be a faith that reason without miracle
Should never plant in me.
CORDELIA I yet beseech your majesty —
If for I want236 that glib and oily art
To speak and purpose not237, since what I will intend
I’ll do’t before I speak — that you make known
It is no vicious blot, murder, or foulness239,
No unchaste action or dishonoured step
That hath deprived me of your grace and favour,
But even for want of that for which242 I am richer:
A still-soliciting243 eye and such a tongue
That I am glad I have not, though not to have it
Hath lost me in your liking.
LEAR Better thou hadst
Not been born than not t’have pleased me better.
FRANCE Is it but this? A tardiness in nature248,
Which often leaves the history249 unspoke
That it intends to do? My lord of Burgundy,
What say you to the lady? Love’s not love
When it is mingled with regards that stands252
Aloof from th’entire point. Will you have her?
She is herself a dowry.
To Lear
BURGUNDY Royal king,
Give but that portion which yourself proposed,
And here I take Cordelia by the hand,
Duchess of Burgundy.
LEAR Nothing: I have sworn: I am firm.
To Cordelia
BURGUNDY I am sorry, then, you have so lost a father
That you must lose a husband.
CORDELIA Peace be with Burgundy.
Since that respect and fortunes263 are his love,
I shall not be his wife.
FRANCE Fairest Cordelia, that art most rich being poor,
Most choice forsaken266, and most loved despised,
Thee and thy virtues here I seize upon267:
Takes her hand
Be it lawful268, I take up what’s cast away.
Gods, gods! ’Tis strange that from their269 cold’st neglect
My love should kindle to inflamed270 respect.—
Thy dowerless daughter, king, thrown to my chance271,
Is queen of us, of ours and our fair France:
Not all the dukes of wat’rish273 Burgundy
Can buy this unprized274 precious maid of me.—
Bid them farewell, Cordelia, though unkind275.
Thou losest here, a better where276 to find.
LEAR Thou hast her, France: let her be thine, for we
Have no such daughter, nor shall ever see
That face of hers again. Therefore be gone
Without our grace, our love, our benison280.
Come, noble Burgundy.
Flourish. Exeunt. [France and the sisters remain]
FRANCE Bid farewell to your sisters.
CORDELIA The jewels of our father, with washèd283 eyes
Cordelia leaves you. I know you what you are,
And like a sister am most loath to call
Your faults as they are named286. Love well our father:
To your professèd bosoms I commit287 him,
But yet, alas, stood I within his grace,
I would prefer289 him to a better place.
So farewell to you both.
REGAN Prescribe not us our duty.
GONERIL Let your study292
Be to content your lord who hath received you
At fortune’s alms. You have obedience scanted294,
And well are worth the want that you have wanted295.
CORDELIA Time shall unfold what plighted cunning296 hides:
Who covers faults, at last with shame derides297.
Well may you prosper.
FRANCE Come, my fair Cordelia.
Exit France and Cordelia
GONERIL Sister, it is not little I have to say of what most nearly300
appertains to us both. I think our father will hence tonight.
REGAN That’s most certain, and with you: next month with
us.
GONERIL You see how full of changes his age is: the
observation we have made of it hath not been little. He
always loved our sister most, and with what poor judgement
he hath now cast her off appears too grossly307.
REGAN ’Tis the infirmity of his age: yet he hath ever308 but
slenderly309 known himself.
GONERIL The best and soundest of his time hath been but310
rash. Then must we look311 from his age to receive not alone the
imperfections of long-engrafted condition, but therewithal312
the unruly waywardness that infirm and choleric313 years
bring with them.
REGAN Such unconstant starts315 are we like to have from him
as this of Kent’s banishment.
GONERIL There is further compliment317 of leave-taking
between France and him. Pray you let us sit together318: if our
father carry authority with such disposition319 as he bears, this
last surrender of his will but offend320 us.
REGAN We shall further think of it.
GONERIL We must do something, and i’th’heat322.
Exeunt
Act 1 Scene 2
running scene 2
Enter Bastard [Edmund]
With a letter
EDMUND Thou, nature, art my goddess: to thy law
My services are bound. Wherefore2 should I
Stand in3 the plague of custom and permit
The curiosity of nations4 to deprive me
For that I am some twelve or fourteen moonshines5
Lag of a brother? Why bastard? Wherefore base6?
When my dimensions are as well compact7,
My mind as generous, and my shape as true8,
As honest madam’s issue9? Why brand they us
With base? With baseness? Bastardy? Base, base?
Who in the lusty stealth of nature take11
More composition and fierce quality12
Than doth within a dull, stale, tirèd bed,
Go to th’creating a whole tribe of fops14
Got15 ’tween a sleep and wake? Well then,
Legitimate Edgar, I must have your land:
Our father’s love is to the bastard Edmund
As18 to th’legitimate — fine word, ‘legitimate’ —
Well, my legitimate, if this letter speed19
And my invention20 thrive, Edmund the base
Shall to th’legitimate21. I grow, I prosper:
Now, gods, stand up for bastards!
Enter Gloucester
GLOUCESTER Kent banished thus? And France in choler parted23?
And the king gone tonight? Prescribed24 his power,
Confined to exhibition25? All this done
Upon the gad26? Edmund, how now? What news?
Hides the letter
EDMUND So please your lordship, none.
GLOUCESTER Why so earnestly seek you to put up28 that letter?
EDMUND I know no news, my lord.
GLOUCESTER What paper were you reading?
EDMUND Nothing, my lord.
GLOUCESTER No? What needed, then, that terrible dispatch32 of it
into your pocket? The quality of nothing hath not such need
to hide itself. Let’s see: come, if it be nothing I shall not need
spectacles.
EDMUND I beseech you, sir, pardon me: it is a letter from my
brother that I have not all o’er-read; and for37 so much as I
have perused, I find it not fit for your o’erlooking38.
GLOUCESTER Give me the letter, sir.
EDMUND I shall offend either to detain or give it: the contents,
as in part I understand them, are to blame.
Edmund gives the letter
GLOUCESTER Let’s see, let’s see.
EDMUND I hope for my brother’s justification he wrote this
but as an essay or taste44 of my virtue.
GLOUCESTER Reads ‘This policy and reverence of age45 makes the
world bitter to the best of our times, keeps our fortunes46 from
us till our oldness cannot relish them. I begin to find an idle47
and fond48 bondage in the oppression of aged tyranny, who
sways, not as it hath power, but as it is suffered49. Come to me,
that of this I may speak more. If our father would sleep till I
waked him, you should enjoy half his revenue for ever and
live the beloved of your brother, Edgar.’
Hum! Conspiracy! ‘Sleep till I wake him, you should enjoy
half his revenue.’ My son Edgar? Had he a hand to write this?
A heart and brain to breed it in? When came you to this?
Who brought it?
EDMUND It was not brought me, my lord; there’s the cunning
of it: I found it thrown in at the casement of my closet58.
GLOUCESTER You know the character59 to be your brother’s?
EDMUND If the matter60 were good, my lord, I durst swear it
were his, but in respect of that I would fain61 think it were not.
GLOUCESTER It is his.
EDMUND It is his hand, my lord, but I hope his heart is not in
the contents.
GLOUCESTER Has he never before sounded you in this business?
EDMUND Never, my lord: but I have heard him oft maintain it
to be fit that, sons at perfect age and fathers declined67, the
father should be as ward to the son, and the son manage his
revenue.
GLOUCESTER O villain, villain! His very opinion in the letter!
Abhorred villain! Unnatural, detested, brutish villain! Worse
than brutish! Go, sirrah, seek him: I’ll apprehend72 him.
Abominable73 villain, where is he?
EDMUND I do not well know, my lord. If it shall please you to
suspend your indignation against my brother till you can
derive from him better testimony of his intent, you should
run a certain course, where, if you violently proceed77 against
him, mistaking his purpose, it would make a great gap in
your own honour and shake in pieces the heart of his
obedience. I dare pawn down80 my life for him, that he hath
writ this to feel81 my affection to your honour, and to no other
pretence82 of danger.
GLOUCESTER Think you so?
EDMUND If your honour judge it meet84, I will place you where
you shall hear us confer of this, and by an auricular85
assurance have your satisfaction86, and that without any
further delay than this very evening.
GLOUCESTER He cannot be such a monster. Edmund, seek him
out: wind me into him, I pray you: frame89 the business after
your own wisdom. I would unstate myself to be in a due90
resolution.
EDMUND I will seek him, sir, presently: convey92 the business as
I shall find means and acquaint you withal93.
GLOUCESTER These late94 eclipses in the sun and moon portend no
good to us: though the wisdom of nature95 can reason it thus
and thus, yet nature finds itself scourged by the sequent96
effects: love cools, friendship falls off, brothers divide: in
cities, mutinies; in countries, discord; in palaces, treason;
and the bond cracked ’twixt son and father. This villain of
mine comes under the prediction: there’s son against father.
The king falls from bias of nature101: there’s father against
child. We have seen the best of our time: machinations,
hollowness, treachery, and all ruinous disorders follow us
disquietly to our graves. Find out this villain, Edmund: it104
shall lose thee nothing. Do it carefully.— And the noble and
true-hearted Kent banished! His offence, honesty! ’Tis
strange.
Exit
EDMUND This is the excellent foppery108 of the world, that when
we are sick in fortune — often the surfeits109 of our own
behaviour — we make guilty of our disasters110 the sun, the
moon111 and stars, as if we were villains on necessity, fools by
heavenly compulsion, knaves, thieves and treachers112 by
spherical predominance113, drunkards, liars and adulterers
by an enforced obedience of planetary influence, and all that
we are evil in, by a divine thrusting on: an admirable evasion115
of whoremaster man, to lay his goatish116 disposition on the
charge of a star! My father compounded117 with my mother
under the dragon’s tail and my nativity was under Ursa118
Major, so that it follows I am rough119 and lecherous. I should
have been that I am had the maidenliest120 star in the
firmament twinkled on my bastardizing121.
Enter Edgar
Pat he comes like the catastrophe of the old comedy: my cue122
is villainous melancholy, with a sigh like Tom o’Bedlam123.—
O, these eclipses do portend these divisions! Fa, sol, la, mi124.
EDGAR How now, brother Edmund, what serious
contemplation are you in?
EDMUND I am thinking, brother, of a prediction I read this127
other day, what should follow these eclipses.
EDGAR Do you busy yourself with that?
EDMUND I promise you, the effects he writes of succeed130
unhappily131. When saw you my father last?
EDGAR The night gone by.
EDMUND Spake you with him?
EDGAR Ay, two hours together.
EDMUND Parted you in good terms? Found you no displeasure
in him by word nor countenance136?
EDGAR None at all.
EDMUND Bethink yourself wherein you may have offended
him, and at my entreaty forbear139 his presence until some little
time hath qualified140 the heat of his displeasure, which at this
instant so rageth in him that with the mischief of your141
person it would scarcely allay142.
EDGAR Some villain hath done me wrong.
EDMUND That’s my fear. I pray you have a continent144
forbearance till the speed of his rage goes slower: and, as I
say, retire with me to my lodging, from whence I will fitly146
bring you to hear my lord speak. Pray ye go.
Gives a key
There’s my key: if you do stir abroad148, go armed.
EDGAR Armed, brother?
EDMUND Brother, I advise you to the best: I am no honest
man if there be any good meaning151 toward you: I have told
you what I have seen and heard, but faintly, nothing like the
image and horror153 of it. Pray you away.
EDGAR Shall I hear from you anon154?
Exit
EDMUND I do serve155 you in this business.—
A credulous father and a brother noble,
Whose nature is so far from doing harms
That he suspects none: on whose foolish honesty
My practices159 ride easy. I see the business.
Let me, if not by birth, have lands by wit160:
All with me’s meet that I can fashion fit161.
Exit
Act 1 Scene 3
running scene 3
Enter Goneril and Steward [Oswald]
GONERIL Did my father strike my gentleman for chiding1 of his
fool?
OSWALD Ay, madam.
GONERIL By day and night he wrongs me: every hour
He flashes5 into one gross crime or other
That sets us all at odds. I’ll not endure it.
His knights grow riotous, and himself upbraids us
On every trifle. When he returns from hunting
I will not speak with him: say I am sick.
If you come slack10 of former services
You shall do well: the fault of it I’ll answer11.
Horns within
OSWALD He’s coming, madam: I hear him.
GONERIL Put on what weary negligence you please,
You and your fellows: I’d have it come to question14:
If he distaste15 it, let him to my sister,
Whose mind and mine, I know, in that are one.
Remember what I have said.
OSWALD Well, madam.
GONERIL And let his knights have colder looks among you:
what grows of it, no matter: advise your fellows so. I’ll write
straight to21 my sister, to hold my course. Prepare for dinner.
Exeunt
Act 1 Scene 4
running scene 3 continues
Enter Kent
Disguised
KENT If but as will I1 other accents borrow,
That can my speech defuse2, my good intent
May carry through itself to that full issue3
For which I razed my likeness4. Now, banished Kent,
If thou canst serve where thou dost stand condemned,
So may it come thy master whom thou lov’st,
Shall find thee full of labours.
Horns within. Enter Lear and Attendants [his Knights]
LEAR Let me not stay8 a jot for dinner: go get it ready.—
[Exit a Knight]
To Kent
How now, what art thou?
KENT A man, sir.
LEAR What dost thou profess? What wouldst thou11 with
us12?
KENT I do profess to be no less than I seem; to serve him
truly that will put me in trust, to love him that is honest, to
converse with him that is wise and says little, to fear
judgement, to fight when I cannot choose and to eat no fish16.
LEAR What art thou?
KENT A very honest-hearted fellow, and as poor as the
king.
LEAR If thou be’st as poor for a subject as he’s for a king,
thou art poor enough. What wouldst thou?
KENT Service.
LEAR Who wouldst thou serve?
KENT You.
LEAR Dost thou know me, fellow?
KENT No, sir, but you have that in your countenance
which I would fain call master.
LEAR What’s that?
KENT Authority.
LEAR What services canst thou do?
KENT I can keep honest counsel, ride, run, mar a curious31
tale in telling it, and deliver a plain message bluntly: that
which ordinary men are fit for, I am qualified in, and the best
of me is diligence.
LEAR How old art thou?
KENT Not so young, sir, to love a woman for singing, nor
so old to dote on her for anything37: I have years on my back
forty-eight.
LEAR Follow me, thou shalt serve me: if I like thee no
worse after dinner, I will not part from thee yet.— Dinner,
ho, dinner! Where’s my knave41? My fool? Go you and call my
fool hither.
[Exit another Knight]
Enter Steward [Oswald]
You, you, sirrah, where’s my daughter?
OSWALD So44 please you—
Exit
LEAR What says the fellow there? Call the clotpoll45 back.—
[Exit another Knight]
Where’s my fool? Ho, I think the world’s asleep.—
[Enter a Knight]
How now? Where’s that mongrel?
KNIGHT He says, my lord, your daughter is not well.
LEAR Why came not the slave49 back to me when I called
him?
KNIGHT Sir, he answered me in the roundest51 manner, he
would not.
LEAR He would not?
KNIGHT My lord, I know not what the matter is, but to my
judgement your highness is not entertained55 with that
ceremonious affection as you were wont56: there’s a great
abatement of kindness appears as well in the general57
dependants as in the duke himself also and your daughter.
LEAR Ha? Say’st thou so?
KNIGHT I beseech you pardon me, my lord, if I be mistaken,
for my duty cannot be silent when I think your highness
wronged.
LEAR Thou but rememb’rest me of mine own conception63:
I have perceived a most faint64 neglect of late, which I have
rather blamed as mine own jealous curiosity than as a very65
pretence and purpose of unkindness. I will look further
into’t. But where’s my fool? I have not seen him this two
days.
KNIGHT Since my young lady’s going into France, sir, the
fool hath much pined away.
LEAR No more of that, I have noted it well.— Go you and
tell my daughter I would speak with her.—
[Exit a Knight]
Go you, call hither my fool.—
[Exit another Knight]
Enter Steward [Oswald]
O, you sir, you, come you hither, sir. Who am I, sir?
OSWALD My lady’s father.
LEAR ‘My lady’s father’? My lord’s knave: you whoreson
dog, you slave, you cur77!
OSWALD I am none of these, my lord, I beseech your pardon.
LEAR Do you bandy79 looks with me, you rascal?
Strikes him
OSWALD I’ll not be strucken80, my lord.
KENT Nor tripped neither, you base football81 player.
Trips him
LEAR I thank thee, fellow: thou serv’st me and I’ll love
thee.
KENT Come, sir, arise, away! I’ll teach you differences84:
away, away! If you will measure your lubber’s85 length again,
tarry: but away, go to86. Have you wisdom? So.
Pushes Oswald out
LEAR Now, my friendly knave, I thank thee.
Gives money
There’s earnest88 of thy service.
Enter Fool
FOOL Let me hire him too: here’s my
coxcomb90.
Offers Kent his cap
LEAR How now, my pretty91 knave, how dost thou?
To Kent
FOOL Sirrah, you were best take my coxcomb.
LEAR Why, my boy?
FOOL Why? For taking one’s part that’s out of favour: nay,
an thou canst not smile as the wind sits95, thou’lt catch cold
shortly. There, take my coxcomb. Why, this fellow has
banished two on’s97 daughters and did the third a blessing
against his will: if thou follow him, thou must needs98 wear
my coxcomb.— How now, nuncle? Would99 I had two
coxcombs and two daughters.
LEAR Why, my boy?
FOOL If I gave them all my living102, I’d keep my coxcombs
myself. There’s mine: beg another of thy daughters.
LEAR Take heed, sirrah: the whip.
FOOL Truth’s a dog must to kennel: he must be whipped
out when the Lady Brach106 may stand by th’fire and stink.
LEAR A pestilent gall107 to me!
FOOL Sirrah, I’ll teach thee a speech.
LEAR Do.
FOOL Mark110 it, nuncle:
Have more than thou showest,
Speak less than thou knowest,
Lend less than thou owest113,
Ride more than thou goest114,
Learn more than thou trowest115,
Set less than thou throwest116;
Leave thy drink and thy whore,
And keep in-a-door,
And thou shalt have more119
Than two tens to a score120.
KENT This is nothing, fool.
To Lear
FOOL Then ’tis like the breath of an unfee’d122
lawyer: you gave me nothing for’t.— Can you make no use123
of nothing, nuncle?
LEAR Why, no, boy: nothing can be made out of nothing.
To Kent
FOOL Prithee tell him, so much the rent of his land
comes to: he will not believe a fool.
LEAR A bitter fool!
FOOL Dost thou know the difference, my boy, between a
bitter fool and a sweet one?
LEAR No, lad, teach me.
FOOL Nuncle, give me an egg and I’ll give thee two
crowns.
LEAR What two crowns134 shall they be?
FOOL Why, after I have cut the egg i’th’middle and eat up
the meat, the two crowns of the egg. When thou clovest136 thy
crowns i’th’middle and gav’st away both parts, thou bor’st
thine ass on thy back o’er the dirt: thou hadst little wit in thy
bald crown when thou gav’st thy golden one away. If I speak
like myself140 in this, let him be whipped that first finds it so:
Sings
Fools had ne’er less grace141 in a year,
For wise men are grown foppish142
And know not how their wits to wear,
Their manners are so apish144.
LEAR When were you wont to be so full of songs, sirrah?
FOOL I have used it146, nuncle, e’er since thou mad’st thy
daughters thy mothers: for when thou gav’st them the rod147
and put’st down thine own breeches,
Sings
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep151
And go the fool among152.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach thy fool
to lie: I would fain154 learn to lie.
LEAR An155 you lie, sirrah, we’ll have you whipped.
FOOL I marvel156 what kin thou and thy daughters are:
they’ll have me whipped for speaking true, thou’lt have me
whipped for lying, and sometimes I am whipped for holding
my peace. I had rather be any kind o’thing than a fool. And
yet I would not be thee, nuncle: thou hast pared160 thy wit
o’both sides and left nothing i’th’middle. Here comes one
o’the parings.
Enter Goneril
LEAR How now, daughter? What makes that frontlet163 on?
You are too much of late i’th’frown.
FOOL Thou wast a pretty fellow when thou hadst no need
to care for her frowning: now thou art an O without a figure166.
I am better than thou art now: I am a fool, thou art
To Goneril
nothing.— Yes, forsooth168, I will hold my tongue, so
your face bids me, though you say nothing.
Sings
Mum, mum,
He that keeps nor crust nor crumb171,
Weary of all, shall want some172.
Points to Lear
That’s a shelled peascod173.
GONERIL Not only, sir, this your all-licensed174 fool,
But other of your insolent retinue
Do hourly carp176 and quarrel, breaking forth
In rank177 and not-to-be endured riots, sir.
I had thought by making this well known unto you
To have found a safe179 redress, but now grow fearful,
By what yourself too late180 have spoke and done.
That you protect this course and put it on181
By your allowance, which if you should, the fault
Would not scape censure, nor the redresses sleep183
Which in the tender of a wholesome weal184
Might in their working do you that offence,
Which else were shame, that then necessity
Will call discreet proceeding.
FOOL For you know, nuncle,
The hedge-sparrow fed the cuckoo189 so long,
That it’s had it head bit off by it young190.
So, out went the candle, and we were left darkling191.
To Goneril
LEAR Are you our daughter?
GONERIL I would you would make use of your good wisdom —
Whereof I know you are fraught194 — and put away
These dispositions195 which of late transport you
From what you rightly are.
FOOL May not an ass know when the cart draws the horse?
Whoop, Jug198! I love thee.
LEAR Does any here know me? This is not Lear.
Does Lear walk thus? Speak thus? Where are his eyes?
Either his notion weakens, his discernings201
Are lethargied — Ha! Waking?202 ’Tis not so?
Who is it that can tell me who I am?
FOOL Lear’s shadow204.
LEAR Your name, fair gentlewoman?
GONERIL This admiration, sir, is much o’th’savour206
Of other your new pranks. I do beseech you
To understand my purposes aright:
As you are old and reverend, should209 be wise.
Here do you keep a hundred knights and squires,
Men so disordered, so debauched and bold211,
That this our court, infected with their manners,
Shows like a riotous inn: epicurism213 and lust
Makes it more like a tavern or a brothel
Than a graced palace. The shame itself doth speak215
For instant remedy. Be then desired216
By her, that else will take the thing she begs,
A little to disquantity your train218,
And the remainders, that shall still depend219
To be such men as may besort220 your age,
Which know themselves and you221.
LEAR Darkness and devils!—
To a Servant
Saddle my horses, call my train together.—
To Goneril
Degenerate224 bastard! I’ll not trouble thee.
Yet have I left a daughter.
GONERIL You strike my people, and your disordered rabble
Make servants of their betters.
Enter Albany
To Albany
LEAR Woe that228 too late repents!— Is it your will?
To a Servant
Speak, sir.— Prepare my horses.
Ingratitude, thou marble-hearted fiend,
More hideous when thou show’st thee in a child
Than the sea-monster!
ALBANY Pray, sir, be patient.
To Goneril
LEAR Detested kite234, thou liest.
My train are men of choice and rarest parts235,
That all particulars of duty know
And in the most exact regard support237
The worships of their name. O, most small fault,
How ugly didst thou in Cordelia show!
Which, like an engine240, wrenched my frame of nature
From the fixed place, drew from my heart all love,
And added to the gall242. O Lear, Lear, Lear!
Hits his head
Beat at this gate, that let thy folly in,
And thy dear judgement out!— Go, go, my people.
ALBANY My lord, I am guiltless as I am ignorant
Of what hath moved246 you.
LEAR It may be so, my lord.—
Hear, nature, hear, dear goddess, hear!
Suspend thy purpose if thou didst intend
To make this creature fruitful:
Into her womb convey sterility,
Dry up in her the organs of increase252,
And from her derogate253 body never spring
A babe to honour her: if she must teem254,
Create her child of spleen255, that it may live
And be a thwart disnatured256 torment to her:
Let it stamp wrinkles in her brow of youth,
With cadent tears fret258 channels in her cheeks,
Turn all her mother’s pains and benefits259
To laughter and contempt, that she may feel
How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is
To have a thankless child!— Away, away!
Exit
Perhaps with Kent and Knights
ALBANY Now, gods that we adore, whereof comes this?
GONERIL Never afflict yourself to know more of it,
But let his disposition have that scope
As dotage266 gives it.
Enter Lear
LEAR What, fifty of my followers at a clap267?
Within a fortnight?
ALBANY What’s the matter, sir?
To Goneril
LEAR I’ll tell thee:— Life and death! I am ashamed
That thou hast power to shake my manhood thus,
That these hot tears, which break from me perforce272,
Should make thee worth them. Blasts273 and fogs upon thee!
Th’untented274 woundings of a father’s curse
Pierce every sense about thee! Old fond275 eyes,
Beweep this cause again, I’ll pluck ye out
And cast you, with the waters that you loose277,
To temper clay278. Ha? Let it be so.
I have another daughter,
Who, I am sure, is kind and comfortable280:
When she shall hear this of thee, with her nails
She’ll flay thy wolvish visage282. Thou shalt find
That I’ll resume the shape which thou dost think
I have cast off for ever.
Exeunt [Lear, perhaps with Kent and Knights]
GONERIL Do you mark that?
ALBANY I cannot be so partial286, Goneril,
To the great love I bear you—
GONERIL Pray you, content288.— What, Oswald, ho!—
To Fool
You, sir, more knave than fool, after your master.
FOOL Nuncle Lear, nuncle Lear, tarry, take the fool with
thee.
Sings
A fox, when one has caught her,
And such a daughter
Should sure to the slaughter,
If my cap would buy a halter295:
So the fool follows after.
Exit
GONERIL This man hath had good counsel. A hundred knights?
’Tis politic298 and safe to let him keep
At point a hundred knights: yes, that299 on every dream,
Each buzz, each fancy300, each complaint, dislike,
He may enguard301 his dotage with their powers
And hold our lives in302 mercy.— Oswald, I say!
ALBANY Well, you may fear too far.
GONERIL Safer than trust too far:
Let me still305 take away the harms I fear,
Not fear still to be taken306. I know his heart.
What he hath uttered I have writ my sister:
If she sustain him and his hundred knights
When I have showed th’unfitness—
Enter Steward [Oswald]
How now, Oswald?
What, have you writ that letter to my sister?
OSWALD Ay, madam.
GONERIL Take you some company and away to horse:
Inform her full of my particular fear,
And thereto add such reasons of your own
As may compact315 it more. Get you gone,
And hasten your return.—
[Exit Oswald]
No, no, my lord,
This milky gentleness and course of yours
Though I condemn not, yet, under pardon318,
You are much more at task319 for want of wisdom
Than praised for harmful mildness.
ALBANY How far your eyes may pierce I cannot tell:
Striving to better, oft we mar what’s well.
GONERIL Nay, then—
ALBANY Well, well, th’event324.
Exeunt
Act 1 Scene 5
running scene 3 continues
Kent disguised as Caius
Enter Lear, Kent, Gentleman and Fool
To Kent
LEAR Go you before1 to Gloucester with these letters.
Acquaint my daughter no further with anything you know
than comes from her demand out of3 the letter. If your
diligence be not speedy, I shall be there afore you.
KENT I will not sleep, my lord, till I have delivered your
letter.
Exit
FOOL If a man’s brains were in’s heels, were’t not in
danger of kibes8?
LEAR Ay, boy.
FOOL Then, I prithee be merry: thy wit shall not go slip-10
shod.
LEAR Ha, ha, ha!
FOOL Shalt13 see thy other daughter will use thee kindly, for
though she’s as like this as a crab’s14 like an apple, yet I can tell
what I can tell.
LEAR What canst tell, boy?
FOOL She will taste as like this as a crab does to a crab.
Thou canst tell why one’s nose stands i’th’middle on’s18 face?
LEAR No.
FOOL Why, to keep one’s eyes of either side’s20 nose, that
what a man cannot smell out he may spy into.
LEAR I did her22 wrong—
FOOL Canst tell how an oyster makes his shell?
LEAR No.
FOOL Nor I neither; but I can tell why a snail has a house.
LEAR Why?
FOOL Why, to put’s head in, not to give it away to his
daughters and leave his horns without a case.
LEAR I will forget my nature. So kind a father!— Be my
horses ready?
FOOL Thy asses are gone about ’em. The reason why the31
seven stars are no more than seven is a pretty32 reason.
LEAR Because they are not eight.
FOOL Yes, indeed: thou wouldst make a good fool.
LEAR To take’t again35 perforce. Monster ingratitude!
FOOL If thou wert my fool, nuncle, I’d have thee beaten
for being old before thy time.
LEAR How’s that?
FOOL Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst
been wise.
LEAR O, let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven!
Keep me in temper42: I would not be mad!—
To Gentleman
How now, are the horses ready?
GENTLEMAN Ready, my lord.
LEAR Come, boy.
FOOL She that’s a maid46 now, and laughs at my departure,
Shall not be a maid long, unless things47 be cut shorter.
Exeunt
Act 2 Scene 1
running scene 4
Enter Bastard [Edmund] and Curan, severally
EDMUND Save thee1, Curan.
CURAN And you, sir. I have been with your father, and given
him notice that the Duke of Cornwall and Regan his duchess
will be here with him this night.
EDMUND How comes that?
CURAN Nay, I know not. You have heard of the news
abroad: I mean the whispered ones, for they are yet but ear-7
kissing arguments?
EDMUND Not I: pray you, what are they?
CURAN Have you heard of no likely wars toward10 ’twixt the
dukes of Cornwall and Albany?
EDMUND Not a word.
CURAN You may do then in time. Fare you well, sir.
Exit
EDMUND The duke be here tonight? The better — best!
This weaves itself perforce15 into my business.
My father hath set guard to take16 my brother,
And I have one thing, of a queasy question17,
Which I must act. Briefness and fortune, work!—
Enter Edgar
Appears above and then enters below
Brother, a word: descend, brother, I say!
My father watches20: O sir, fly this place.
Intelligence21 is given where you are hid;
You have now the good advantage of the night.
Have you not spoken gainst the Duke of Cornwall?
He’s coming hither, now, i’th’night, i’th’haste24,
And Regan with him: have you nothing said25
Upon his party gainst the Duke of Albany?
Advise yourself27.
EDGAR I am sure on’t, not a word.
EDMUND I hear my father coming, pardon me:
Draws
In cunning30 I must draw my sword upon you:
Edgar draws
Draw, seem to defend yourself. Now quit you31 well.
Yield: come before my father.— Light, ho, here!—
Fly, brother.— Torches, torches!— So, farewell.
Exit Edgar
Wounds his arm
Some blood drawn on me would beget opinion34
Of my more fierce35 endeavour: I have seen drunkards
Do more than this in sport.— Father, father!
Stop, stop! No help?
Enter Gloucester and Servants with torches
GLOUCESTER Now, Edmund, where’s the villain?
EDMUND Here stood he in the dark, his sharp sword out,
Mumbling of wicked charms, conjuring the moon40
To stand auspicious mistress41—
GLOUCESTER But where is he?
EDMUND Look, sir, I bleed.
GLOUCESTER Where is the villain, Edmund?
EDMUND Fled this way, sir. When by no means he could—
GLOUCESTER Pursue him, ho! Go after.
[Exeunt Servants]
By no means what?
EDMUND Persuade me to the murder of your lordship,
But that I told him the revenging gods
Gainst parricides did all the thunder bend50,
Spoke with how manifold and strong a bond
The child was bound to th’father; sir, in fine52,
Seeing how loathly opposite53 I stood
To his unnatural purpose, in fell54 motion
With his preparèd sword, he charges home55
My unprovided body, latched56 mine arm;
And when he saw my best alarumed57 spirits,
Bold in the quarrel’s right, roused to th’encounter58,
Or whether ghasted59 by the noise I made,
Full60 suddenly he fled.
GLOUCESTER Let him fly far:
Not in this land shall he remain uncaught,
And found — dispatch63. The noble duke my master,
My worthy arch and patron64, comes tonight:
By his authority I will proclaim it,
That he which finds him shall deserve our thanks,
Bringing the murderous coward to the stake67:
He that conceals him, death.
EDMUND When I dissuaded him from his intent
And found him pight to do it, with curst70 speech
I threatened to discover71 him: he replied,
’Thou unpossessing72 bastard, dost thou think,
If I would stand against thee, would the reposal73
Of any trust, virtue, or worth in thee
Make thy words faithed75? No: what should I deny —
As this I would, though thou didst produce
My very character77 — I’d turn it all
To thy suggestion, plot, and damnèd practice78,
And thou must make a dullard of the world79,
If they not thought the profits80 of my death
Were very pregnant and potential spirits81
Tucket within
To make thee seek it.’
GLOUCESTER O, strange and fastened83 villain!
Would he deny his letter, said he?
Hark, the duke’s trumpets! I know not where85 he comes.
All ports86 I’ll bar: the villain shall not scape:
The duke must grant me that. Besides, his picture87
I will send far and near, that all the kingdom
May have due note of him, and of my land,
Loyal and natural boy, I’ll work the means90
To make thee capable91.
Enter Cornwall, Regan and Attendants
CORNWALL How now, my noble friend? Since I came hither —
Which I can call but now — I have heard strangeness.
REGAN If it be true, all vengeance comes too short
Which can pursue th’offender. How dost, my lord?
GLOUCESTER O, madam, my old heart is cracked, it’s cracked!
REGAN What, did my father’s godson seek your life?
He whom my father named? Your Edgar?
GLOUCESTER O, lady, lady, shame would have it hid!
REGAN Was he not companion with the riotous knights
That tended upon101 my father?
GLOUCESTER I know not, madam: ’tis too bad, too bad.
EDMUND Yes, madam, he was of that consort103.
REGAN No marvel, then, though he were ill affected104:
’Tis they have put him on105 the old man’s death,
To have th’expense106 and waste of his revenues.
I have this present evening from my sister
Been well informed of them, and with such cautions
That if they come to sojourn at my house,
I’ll not be there.
CORNWALL Nor I, assure thee, Regan.—
Edmund, I hear that you have shown your father
A child-like office113.
EDMUND It was my duty, sir.
To Cornwall
GLOUCESTER He did bewray his practice115 and received
This hurt you see striving to apprehend him.
CORNWALL Is he pursued?
GLOUCESTER Ay, my good lord.
CORNWALL If he be taken, he shall never more
Be feared of doing harm: make your own purpose,120
How in my strength you please. For121 you, Edmund,
Whose virtue and obedience doth this instant
So much commend itself, you shall be ours123:
Natures of such deep trust we shall much need:
You we first seize on125.
EDMUND I shall serve you, sir, truly, however else.
GLOUCESTER For him I thank your grace.
CORNWALL You know not why we came to visit you?
REGAN Thus out of season, threading dark-eyed129 night:
Occasions, noble Gloucester, of some prize130,
Wherein we must have use of your advice:
Our father he hath writ, so hath our sister,
Of differences133, which I best thought it fit
To answer from134 our home: the several messengers
From hence attend dispatch135. Our good old friend,
Lay comforts to your bosom, and bestow
Your needful counsel to our businesses,
Which craves the instant use138
GLOUCESTER I serve you, madam:
Your graces are right welcome.
Exeunt. Flourish
Act 2 Scene 2
running scene 5
Enter Kent and Steward [Oswald], severally
Kent disguised as Caius
OSWALD Good dawning1 to thee, friend: art of this house?
KENT Ay2.
OSWALD Where may we set3 our horses?
KENT I’th’mire4.
OSWALD Prithee, if thou lov’st me, tell me5.
KENT I love thee not.
OSWALD Why then, I care not for thee.
KENT If I had thee in Lipsbury pinfold8, I would make thee
care for me.
OSWALD Why dost thou use10 me thus? I know thee not.
KENT Fellow, I know thee.
OSWALD What dost thou know me for12?
KENT A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats13, a base,
proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound14,
filthy, worsted-stocking knave, a lily-livered, action-taking15,
whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical16 rogue:
one-trunk-inheriting slave: one that wouldst be a bawd17 in
way of good service, and art nothing but the composition18 of
a knave, beggar, coward, pander19, and the son and heir of a
mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous
whining if thou deny’st the least syllable of thy addition21.
OSWALD Why, what a monstrous fellow art thou thus to rail22
on one that is neither known of thee nor knows thee!
KENT What a brazen-faced varlet24 art thou to deny thou
knowest me! Is it two days since I tripped up thy heels and beat
thee before the king? Draw26, you rogue, for though it be night,
yet the moon shines: I’ll make a sop o’th’moonshine27 of you,
you whoreson cullionly barber-monger28. Draw.
Draws his sword
OSWALD Away! I have nothing to do with thee.
KENT Draw, you rascal: you come with letters against the
king, and take vanity the puppet31’s part against the royalty of
her father: draw, you rogue, or I’ll so carbonado32 your
shanks: draw, you rascal, come your ways33.
OSWALD Help, ho! Murder! Help!
KENT Strike, you slave! Stand, rogue, stand, you neat35
slave, strike!
Beats him
OSWALD Help, ho! Murder! Murder!
Enter Bastard [Edmund], Cornwall, Regan, Gloucester, Servants
EDMUND How now, what’s the matter? Part!
KENT With you, Goodman boy39, if you please: come, I’ll
flesh ye40: come on, young master.
GLOUCESTER Weapons? Arms? What’s the matter here?
CORNWALL Keep peace, upon your lives: he dies that strikes
again. What is the matter?
REGAN The messengers from our sister and the king.
CORNWALL What is your difference45? Speak.
OSWALD I am scarce in breath, my lord.
KENT No marvel, you have so bestirred your valour47. You
cowardly rascal, nature disclaims in thee: a tailor made thee48.
CORNWALL Thou art a strange fellow — a tailor make a man?
KENT A tailor, sir: a stone-cutter or a painter could not
have made him so ill51, though they had been but two years
o’th’trade.
CORNWALL Speak yet, how grew your quarrel?
OSWALD This ancient ruffian, sir, whose life I have spared at
suit of his grey beard55—
KENT Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter56!— My
lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted57
villain into mortar and daub the wall of a jakes58 with him.—
Spare my grey beard, you wagtail59?
CORNWALL Peace, sirrah!
You beastly61 knave, know you no reverence?
KENT Yes, sir, but anger hath a privilege62.
CORNWALL Why art thou angry?
KENT That such a slave as this should wear a sword,
Who wears no honesty65. Such smiling rogues as these,
Like rats, oft bite the holy cords a-twain66
Which are too intrinse t’unloose, smooth67 every passion
That in the natures of their lords rebel68,
Being oil to fire69, snow to the colder moods,
Revenge, affirm, and turn their halcyon beaks70
With every gall and vary71 of their masters,
Knowing naught, like dogs, but following.—
To Oswald
A plague upon your epileptic visage73!
Smile you my speeches, as74 I were a fool?
Goose, if I had you upon Sarum75 plain,
I’d drive ye cackling home to Camelot76.
CORNWALL What, art thou mad, old fellow?
GLOUCESTER How fell you out? Say that.
KENT No contraries hold more antipathy
Than I and such a knave.
CORNWALL Why dost thou call him knave? What is his fault?
KENT His countenance likes82 me not.
CORNWALL No more, perchance, does mine, nor his, nor hers—
KENT Sir, ’tis my occupation84 to be plain:
I have seen better faces in my time
Than stands on any shoulder that I see
Before me at this instant.
CORNWALL This is some fellow
Who, having been praised for bluntness, doth affect
A saucy roughness, and constrains the garb90
Quite from his nature. He cannot flatter, he:
An honest mind and plain, he must speak truth!
An they will take it, so: if not, he’s plain93.
These kind of knaves I know, which in this plainness
Harbour more craft and more corrupter95 ends
Than twenty silly ducking observants96
That stretch their duties nicely97.
KENT Sir, in good faith, in sincere verity98,
Under th’allowance of your great aspect99,
Whose influence100, like the wreath of radiant fire
On flickering Phoebus’ front101—
CORNWALL What mean’st by this?
KENT To go out of my dialect103, which you discommend so
much. I know, sir, I am no flatterer: he that beguiled104 you in a
plain accent was a plain knave, which for my part I will not
be, though I should win your displeasure to entreat me to’t106.
To Oswald
CORNWALL What was th’offence you gave him?
OSWALD I never gave him any.
It pleased the king his master very late
To strike at me, upon his misconstruction110:
When he, compact111 and flattering his displeasure,
Tripped me behind, being112 down, insulted, railed,
And put upon him such a deal of man113
That worthied him114, got praises of the king
For him attempting who was self-subdued115:
And, in the fleshment of this dread exploit116,
Drew on me here again.
KENT None of these rogues and cowards118
But Ajax is their fool.
CORNWALL Fetch forth the stocks120!—
You stubborn ancient knave, you reverent braggart121,
We’ll teach you.
KENT Sir, I am too old to learn.
Call not your stocks for me: I serve the king,
On whose employment I was sent to you:
You shall do small respects, show too bold malice126
Against the grace127 and person of my master,
Stocking his messenger.
CORNWALL Fetch forth the stocks! As I have life and honour,
There shall he sit till noon.
REGAN Till noon? Till night, my lord, and all night too.
KENT Why, madam, if I were your father’s dog
You should not use133 me so.
REGAN Sir, being his knave, I will.
Stocks brought out
CORNWALL This is a fellow of the self-same colour135
Our sister speaks of. Come, bring away136 the stocks!
GLOUCESTER Let me beseech your grace not to do so:
The king his master needs must take it ill
That he so slightly valued in his messenger,
Should have him thus restrained.
CORNWALL I’ll answer141 that.
REGAN My sister may receive it much more worse
To have her gentleman abused, assaulted.
Kent put in the stocks
CORNWALL Come, my lord, away.
Exeunt. [Gloucester and Kent remain]
GLOUCESTER I am sorry for thee, friend: ’tis the duke’s pleasure145,
Whose disposition all the world well knows
Will not be rubbed147 nor stopped. I’ll entreat for thee.
KENT Pray do not, sir. I have watched148 and travelled hard:
Some time I shall sleep out, the rest I’ll whistle.
A good man’s fortune may grow out at heels150.
Give you good morrow151.
GLOUCESTER The duke’s to blame in this: ’twill be ill taken.
Exit
KENT Good king, that must approve the common saw153,
Thou out of heaven’s benediction com’st154
To the warm sun.
Pulls out a letter
Approach, thou beacon to this under globe156,
That by thy comfortable157 beams I may
Peruse this letter. Nothing almost sees miracles158
But misery. I know ’tis from Cordelia,
Who hath most fortunately been informed
Of my obscurèd course161, and shall find time
From this enormous state162, seeking to give
Losses their remedies. All weary and o’erwatched163,
Take vantage164, heavy eyes, not to behold
This shameful lodging.
Fortune, goodnight: smile once more, turn thy wheel166!
Sleeps
Enter Edgar
EDGAR I heard myself proclaimed167,
And by the happy168 hollow of a tree
Escaped the hunt. No port is free, no place
That guard and most unusual vigilance
Does not attend my taking171. Whiles I may scape,
I will preserve myself, and am bethought172
To take the basest and most poorest shape
That ever penury in contempt of man174
Brought near to beast: my face I’ll grime with filth,
Blanket my loins, elf176 all my hairs in knots,
And with presented177 nakedness outface
The winds and persecutions of the sky.
The country gives me proof and precedent
Of Bedlam180 beggars, who with roaring voices
Strike in their numbed and mortifièd181 arms
Pins, wooden pricks182, nails, sprigs of rosemary,
And with this horrible object, from low183 farms,
Poor pelting184 villages, sheepcotes, and mills,
Sometimes with lunatic bans185, sometime with prayers,
Enforce their charity. Poor Turlygod, poor Tom186!
That’s something yet: Edgar I nothing am187.
Exit
Enter Lear, Fool and Gentleman
LEAR ’Tis strange that they188 should so depart from home
And not send back my messengers.
GENTLEMAN As I learned,
The night before there was no purpose in them
Of this remove.
Wakes
KENT Hail to thee, noble master!
LEAR Ha? Mak’st thou this shame thy pastime?
KENT No, my lord.
FOOL Ha, ha, he wears cruel196 garters. Horses are tied by
the heads, dogs and bears by th’neck, monkeys by th’loins,
and men by th’legs: when a man’s over-lusty at legs198, then he
wears wooden nether-stocks199.
LEAR What’s he that hath so much thy place200 mistook
To201 set thee here?
KENT It is both he and she:
Your son203 and daughter.
LEAR No.
KENT Yes.
LEAR No, I say.
KENT I say, yea.
LEAR By Jupiter, I swear, no.
KENT By Juno209, I swear, ay.
LEAR They durst not do’t:
They could not, would not do’t: ’tis worse than murder
To do upon respect212 such violent outrage.
Resolve me with all modest haste which way213
Thou might’st deserve or they impose this usage214,
Coming from us215.
KENT My lord, when at their home
I did commend217 your highness’ letters to them,
Ere I was risen from the place that showed
My duty kneeling, came there a reeking post219,
Stewed220 in his haste, half breathless, panting forth
From Goneril his mistress salutations,
Delivered letters, spite of intermission222,
Which presently223 they read: on those contents
They summoned up their meiny, straight224 took horse,
Commanded me to follow and attend225
The leisure of their answer, gave me cold looks:
And meeting here the other messenger,
Whose welcome I perceived had poisoned mine —
Being the very fellow which of late
Displayed so saucily against230 your highness —
Having more man than wit about me, drew231.
He raised the house with loud and coward cries:
Your son and daughter found this trespass worth
The shame which here it suffers.
FOOL Winter’s not gone yet if the wild geese fly that way235.
Sings
Fathers that wear rags
Do make their children blind237,
But fathers that bear bags238
Shall see their children kind.
Fortune, that arrant240 whore,
Ne’er turns the key241 to th’poor.
But, for all this, thou shalt have as many dolours242 for thy
daughters as thou canst tell243 in a year.
LEAR O, how this mother244 swells up toward my heart!
Hysterica passio245, down, thou climbing sorrow:
Thy element’s below246!— Where is this daughter?
KENT With the earl, sir, here within.
LEAR Follow me not: stay here.
Exit
GENTLEMAN Made you no more offence but what you speak of?
KENT None. How chance the king comes with so small a
number?
FOOL An thou had’st been set i’th’stocks for that
question, thou’dst well deserved it.
KENT Why, fool?
FOOL We’ll set thee to school to an ant to teach thee255
there’s no labouring i’th’winter. All that follow their noses
are led by their eyes but blind men, and there’s not a nose
among twenty but can smell him that’s stinking258. Let go thy
hold when a great wheel runs down a hill lest it break thy
neck with following: but the great one that goes upward, let
him draw thee after. When a wise man gives thee better
counsel, give me mine again262: I would have none but knaves
follow it, since a fool gives it.
Sings
That sir264 which serves and seeks for gain,
And follows but for form265,
Will pack266 when it begins to rain,
And leave thee in the storm.
But I will tarry, the fool will stay,
And let the wise man fly:
The knave turns fool that runs away,
The fool no knave, perdy271.
Enter Lear and Gloucester
KENT Where learned you this, fool?
FOOL Not i’th’stocks, fool.
LEAR Deny274 to speak with me? They are sick, they are weary,
They have travelled all the night? Mere fetches275,
The images of revolt and flying off276.
Fetch me a better answer.
GLOUCESTER My dear lord,
You know the fiery quality of the duke,
How unremovable and fixed he is
In his own course.
LEAR Vengeance, plague, death, confusion282!
Fiery? What quality? Why, Gloucester, Gloucester,
I’d speak with the Duke of Cornwall and his wife.
GLOUCESTER Well, my good lord, I have informed them so.
LEAR Informed them? Dost thou understand me, man?
GLOUCESTER Ay, my good lord.
LEAR The king would speak with Cornwall: the dear father
Would with his daughter speak, commands, tends289, service.
Are they informed of this? My breath and blood!
Fiery? The fiery duke? Tell the hot duke that —
No, but not yet: maybe he is not well.
Infirmity doth still neglect all office293
Whereto our health is bound: we are not ourselves
When nature, being oppressed295, commands the mind
To suffer with the body. I’ll forbear,
And am fallen out with my more headier will297,
To take the indisposed and sickly fit
Sees Kent
For the sound man. Death on my state299! Wherefore
Should he sit here? This act persuades me
That this remotion301 of the duke and her
Is practice only. Give me my servant forth302.
Go tell the duke and’s303 wife I’d speak with them,
Now, presently: bid them come forth and hear me,
Or at their chamber-door I’ll beat the drum
Till it cry sleep to death.
GLOUCESTER I would have all well betwixt you.
Exit
LEAR O me, my heart, my rising heart! But, down!
FOOL Cry to it, nuncle, as the cockney309 did to the eels when
she put ’em i’th’paste alive: she knapped ’em o’th’coxcombs310
with a stick and cried ‘Down, wantons311, down!’ ’Twas her
brother that, in pure kindness to his horse, buttered his hay312.
Enter Cornwall, Regan, Gloucester, Servants
LEAR Good morrow to you both.
CORNWALL Hail to your grace!
Kent here set at liberty
REGAN I am glad to see your highness.
LEAR Regan, I think you are. I know what reason
I have to think so: if thou shouldst not be glad,
I would divorce me from thy mother’s tomb,
To Kent
Sepulch’ring an adult’ress319.— O, are you free?
Some other time for that.— Belovèd Regan,
Thy sister’s naught321: O Regan, she hath tied
Sharp-toothed unkindness, like a vulture322, here.
Points to his heart
I can scarce speak to thee. Thou’lt not believe
With how depraved a quality — O Regan!
REGAN I pray you, sir, take patience: I have hope
You less know how to value her desert326
Than she to scant her duty.
LEAR Say? How is that?
REGAN I cannot think my sister in the least
Would fail her obligation: if, sir, perchance
She have restrained the riots of your followers,
’Tis on such ground and to such wholesome end
As clears her from all blame.
LEAR My curses on her!
REGAN O, sir, you are old:
Nature in you stands on the very verge336
Of her confine: you should be ruled and led
By some discretion that discerns your state338
Better than you yourself. Therefore, I pray you,
That to our sister you do make return:
Say you have wronged her.
LEAR Ask her forgiveness?
Do you but mark how this becomes the house343:
Dear daughter, I confess that I am old;
Kneels
Age is unnecessary345. On my knees I beg
That you’ll vouchsafe me raiment346, bed and food.
REGAN Good sir, no more: these are unsightly tricks:
Return you to my sister.
Rises
LEAR Never, Regan:
She hath abated350 me of half my train,
Looked black upon me, struck me with her tongue
Most serpent-like upon the very heart.
All the stored vengeances of heaven fall
On her ingrateful top354! Strike her young bones,
You taking355 airs, with lameness—
CORNWALL Fie, sir, fie!
LEAR You nimble lightnings, dart your blinding flames
Into her scornful eyes! Infect her beauty,
You fen-sucked fogs drawn by the powerful sun359
To fall and blister!
REGAN O the blest gods! So will you wish on me
When the rash mood is on.
LEAR No, Regan, thou shalt never have my curse:
Thy tender-hafted364 nature shall not give
Thee o’er to harshness. Her eyes are fierce, but thine
Do comfort and not burn. ’Tis not in thee
To grudge my pleasures, to cut off my train,
To bandy hasty words, to scant my sizes368,
And, in conclusion, to oppose the bolt369
Against my coming in: thou better know’st
The offices of nature371, bond of childhood,
Effects372 of courtesy, dues of gratitude:
Thy half o’th’kingdom hast thou not forgot,
Wherein I thee endowed.
Tucket within
REGAN Good sir, to th’purpose375.
LEAR Who put my man i’th’stocks?
Enter Steward [Oswald]
CORNWALL What trumpet’s that?
REGAN I know’t my sister’s: this approves378 her letter,
To Oswald
That she would soon be here.— Is your lady come?
LEAR This is a slave, whose easy-borrowed380 pride
Dwells in the sickly grace381 of her he follows.—
Out, varlet, from my sight!
CORNWALL What means your grace?
Enter Goneril
LEAR Who stocked my servant? Regan, I have good hope
Thou didst not know on’t385. Who comes here? O heavens,
If you do love old men, if your sweet sway386
Allow387 obedience, if you yourselves are old,
Make it your cause, send down, and take my part!—
To Goneril
Art not ashamed to look upon this beard389?—
O Regan, will you take her by the hand?
Regan and Goneril join hands
GONERIL Why not by th’hand, sir? How have I offended?
All’s not offence that indiscretion392 finds
And dotage terms so.
LEAR O sides394, you are too tough!
Will you yet hold?— How came my man i’th’stocks?
CORNWALL I set him there, sir: but his own disorders396
Deserved much less advancement397.
LEAR You? Did you?
REGAN I pray you, father, being weak, seem so.
If till the expiration of your month,
You will return and sojourn with my sister,
Dismissing half your train, come then to me:
I am now from home, and out of that provision
Which shall be needful for your entertainment404.
LEAR Return to her? And fifty men dismissed?
No, rather I abjure406 all roofs, and choose
To wage against the enmity o’th’air407,
To be a comrade with the wolf and owl,
Necessity’s409 sharp pinch! Return with her?
Why, the hot-blooded France, that dowerless took
Our youngest born, I could as well be brought
To knee his throne and, squire-like, pension412 beg
To keep base life afoot413. Return with her?
Persuade me rather to be slave and sumpter414
To this detested groom415.
Points at Oswald
GONERIL At your choice, sir.
LEAR I prithee, daughter, do not make me mad.
I will not trouble thee, my child, farewell:
We’ll no more meet, no more see one another.
But yet thou art my flesh, my blood, my daughter —
Or rather a disease that’s in my flesh,
Which I must needs call mine: thou art a boil,
A plague-sore, or embossèd carbuncle423,
In my corrupted blood424. But I’ll not chide thee:
Let shame come when it will, I do not call it:
I do not bid the thunder-bearer shoot,
Nor tell tales of thee to high-judging Jove.
Mend428 when thou canst, be better at thy leisure:
I can be patient, I can stay with Regan,
I and my hundred knights.
REGAN Not altogether so:
I looked not for432 you yet, nor am provided
For your fit welcome. Give ear, sir, to my sister,
For those that mingle reason with your passion434
Must be content to think you old, and so —
But she knows what she does.
LEAR Is this well spoken?
REGAN I dare avouch438 it, sir: what, fifty followers?
Is it not well? What should you need of more?
Yea, or so many, sith that both charge and danger440
Speak gainst so great a number? How in one house
Should many people under two commands
Hold amity? ’Tis hard, almost impossible.
GONERIL Why might not you, my lord, receive attendance
From those that she calls servants, or from mine?
REGAN Why not, my lord? If then they chanced to slack ye446,
We could control447 them. If you will come to me —
For now I spy a danger — I entreat you
To bring but five-and-twenty: to no more
Will I give place or notice450.
LEAR I gave you all—
REGAN And in good time you gave it452.
LEAR Made you my guardians, my depositaries453,
But kept a reservation454 to be followed
With such a number. What, must I come to you
With five-and-twenty? Regan, said you so?
REGAN And speak’t again, my lord: no more with me.
LEAR Those wicked creatures yet do look well-favoured458
When others are more wicked: not being the worst
To Goneril
Stands in some rank of praise460.— I’ll go with thee:
Thy fifty yet doth double five-and-twenty,
And thou art twice her love.
GONERIL Hear me, my lord:
What need you five-and-twenty, ten, or five,
To follow in a house where twice so many
Have a command to tend you?
REGAN What need one?
LEAR O, reason not the need! Our basest beggars468
Are in the poorest thing superfluous:
Allow not470 nature more than nature needs,
Man’s life is cheap as beast’s. Thou art a lady;
If only to go warm were gorgeous472,
Why, nature needs not what thou gorgeous wear’st473,
Which scarcely keeps thee warm. But for true need —
You heavens, give me that patience, patience I need!
You see me here, you gods, a poor old man,
As full of grief as age, wretched in both.
If it be you that stirs these daughters’ hearts
Against their father, fool me not so much479
To bear it tamely: touch me with noble anger,
And let not women’s weapons, water drops,
Stain my man’s cheeks! No, you unnatural hags,
I will have such revenges on you both,
That all the world shall — I will do such things —
What they are yet I know not, but they shall be
The terrors of the earth! You think I’ll weep:
No, I’ll not weep: I have full cause of weeping,
Storm and tempest
But this heart shall break into a hundred thousand flaws488,
Or ere489 I’ll weep. O fool, I shall go mad!
Exeunt [Lear, Gloucester, Kent and Fool]
CORNWALL Let us withdraw: ’twill be a storm.
REGAN This house is little: the old man and’s491 people
Cannot be well bestowed492.
GONERIL ’Tis his own blame hath put himself from rest493
And must needs taste his folly.
REGAN For his particular495, I’ll receive him gladly,
But not one follower.
GONERIL So am I purposed.
Where is my lord of Gloucester?
Enter Gloucester
CORNWALL Followed the old man forth: he is returned.
GLOUCESTER The king is in high rage.
CORNWALL Whither is he going?
GLOUCESTER He calls to horse, but will502 I know not whither.
CORNWALL ’Tis best to give him way503: he leads himself.
GONERIL My lord, entreat him by no means to stay.
GLOUCESTER Alack, the night comes on, and the high winds
Do sorely ruffle506, for many miles about
There’s scarce a bush.
REGAN O, sir, to wilful men
The injuries that they themselves procure509
Must be their schoolmasters. Shut up your doors:
He is attended with a desperate train511,
And what they may incense him to, being apt
To have his ear abused513, wisdom bids fear.
CORNWALL Shut up your doors, my lord, ’tis a wild night.
My Regan counsels well: come out o’th’storm.
Exeunt