Not easily or often but this guy, he had some moves
End of the evening, he was stacking chairs and a heavy guy who’d been acting the bollix
all night swayed over towards Merrick, I could see the bottle held down by his side.
I moved quickly, took his knees out from behind and for the hell of it, gave him a wallop
on the upside of his dumb arse head
Merrick whirled around, looked at the heap at his feet, saw the bottle and went
“Phew, the fuck would have cracked my skull.”
He gave me an appraising grin, said
“Guess I owe you one buddy.’
I went American, badly I’ll admit, said
“No biggie.”
He laughed, asked
“You wanna go see The Jets choke yet again tomorrow evening, I have some tickets, the
way they been playing, you couldn’t give the damn things away.”
I knew the Yankee’s, and that was about it, said
“Sure.”
That’s how we became friends
He lived on Long Island with his wife, two great kids
The Jets finally won a game and he bought a bottle of Jameson, said
“You and me bro, we’re going to get shitfaced.”
No argument there
Went to my hole in the wall in Brooklyn
He stared at the 1916 Proclamation on the wall, intoned the lines aloud, he had the perfect
voice for it, I put The Pogues on my cheap music set and we got stuck into the Jay
He looked round the sparse room, said
“Pretty basic buddy.”
Got that right
He was considering something, had been all evening, call it cop instinct and finally he got
to it, said
“Time was, I used to work as a P.I…….Me and a buddy named Moe Prager, then I
bought the bar and sort of drifted out of the business
He sipped the Jay then
“Moe got hurt a while back and asked me to follow up on a case he was on, a vile nasty
piece of work……….
He took a deep breath then produced a sheet of paper, handed it over, said
“This is a page from a……………….well, you’ll see”
The very first line chilled me
I kill children
“Fook”
I said
Handed it back to him, my stomach in turmoil, Merrick said
“I’m gonna go after this sick bastard and thing is, I wonder if you’d be willing to tag
along?’
Looking back, how easy it would have been to say no, and Jesus, all the carnage that
might have been averted
I said
“Count me in