Telegrams of the Soul

Coffeehouse

You’ve got troubles of one kind or another — get thee to the coffeehouse!

She can’t make it to your place for whatever perfectly plausible reason — to the coffeehouse!

Your boots are torn — to the coffeehouse!

You make four hundred Crowns and spend five hundred — coffeehouse!

You’re a frugal fellow and don’t dare spend a penny on yourself — coffeehouse!

You’re a paper pusher and would’ve liked to become a doctor — coffeehouse!

You can’t find a girlfriend up to snuff — coffeehouse!

You’re virtually on the verge of suicide — coffeehouse!

You loathe and revile people and yet can’t live without them — coffeehouse!

No place else will let you pay on credit — coffeehouse!