The Pornographer Diaries

Prologue: The questions

Working for a porn mag, you’re always asked the same questions over and over again when people find out what you do. They vary in style and phrasing a little but basically they boil down to the same five questions:

1. Can you get me some mags?

2. Can you get me a job?

3. Are the letters real?

4. Do you get to go on photo shoots?

5. Do you get to shag the models?

The quick answers to all of these questions is yes, no, yes, yes and sometimes, if you’re lucky. The long answers are, well, they’re a little more involved...