Not Dead Enough

99

So what the fuck was this all about? Yesterday in Brighton you could throw a stick in any direction and you’d hit an MG TF. Now there wasn’t one to be seen anywhere in the whole city. Skunk stared angrily out of the windscreen of Beth’s mother’s little Peugeot.

‘Make me come!’ Beth said.

‘Fuck off,’ he said. ‘Find me a fucking MG.’ Women. Shite!

It was half past ten. They’d done the round of all the regular car parks. Nothing. Nothing, at any rate, that matched Barry Spiker’s specification, and after his last experience with the car handler, he wasn’t going to repeat the mistake of getting the wrong model. An MG TF 160. Blue. Any spec. Couldn’t be clearer than that.

He was wired as hell. Needed some brown badly. He had it all worked out two hours ago. DC Packer had agreed. He would grab the car, take it to Spiker. Packer would wait until he’d left with his cash from Spiker. All organized. Packer would pay him tomorrow. He’d buy his brown tonight with Spiker’s money.

Now came the hitch. There were no blue MG TF 160s to be found anywhere. Not one. It was like they’d been hoovered up from the planet.

They were heading up Shirley Drive, one of the central and smartest arteries of Hove. It flowed with conspicuous cash instead of blood. Swanky houses, showy wheels on the driveways. Anything you could ever imagine you might want to buy if your lottery number came up. Beemers, Mercs, Porsches, Bentleys, Ferraris, Range Rovers, you name it. Gleaming, expensive metal as far as the eye could see and the credit cards could stretch.

‘Turn right,’ he commanded.

‘At least finger me!’

‘I’m busy, I’m working.’

‘You shouldn’t be in the office this late!’ she scolded.

‘Yeah? Tell you what. Find that car and I’ll fuck you all night. I’ll get some stuff we’ll do together.’

Bethany leaned over and kissed him. The ring in her lip tingled his cheek. ‘You know I adore you, don’t you?’

Skunk looked at her. She was quite pretty from some angles, with her snub nose and cropped black hair. Something welled up deep inside him. Something he’d never felt during all the shitty years of his childhood, and didn’t know how to handle now. He took a deep breath, fighting back tears. ‘You know, Beth, you’re the only nice thing that ever happened to me in my life.’ He shrugged. ‘I mean it. I want you to know that. Now fuck off and drive. We’ve got work to do.’

And then, as she made the right turn, he suddenly leaned forward in excitement. His seat belt jerked him sharply back. ‘Accelerate! Quick!’

Bethany stoked the gears and the Peugeot surged forward, up past the smart, detached houses of Onslow Road, gaining on the tail lights in front of them. They caught up with the MG, waiting for a gap in the traffic, to turn right into Dyke Road.

Skunk stared ahead, the headlights giving him a clear view of the little MG. It was a TF 160, dark blue, with a blue hardtop. Why the driver had the hardtop on during glorious summer weather like this mystified him, but that wasn’t his problem. And surely Spiker would be pleased. The hardtop would be an added bonus.

The MG pulled out.

‘Follow him! Don’t let him see us, but don’t lose him!’

‘What’s going on, Bear?’ Bear was her pet name for him, because she didn’t like to call him Skunk.

‘I’m working. Don’t ask questions.’

Grinning, amused by his strange ways, Bethany pulled out, right in front of another car. Blinding lights. A squeal of brakes and the blast of a horn.

‘Shite!’ he said. ‘You’re a fucking lunatic driver.’

‘You said follow him!’

‘Don’t let him see us.’

She slowed. The MG sped away down the road. Then stopped at traffic lights. Bethany pulled up behind it. Skunk saw the back of the driver’s head at the wheel. Long, dark hair. It looked like a woman.

‘When are you going to tell me what this is all about?’ Bethany demanded.

‘Just follow her. Keep your distance.’

The Time Billionaire was concerned about the headlights right behind him. Was the car following him? A police car? The lights turned green and he accelerated, keeping rigidly below the 30-mph speed limit. To his relief, the car behind stayed put, then moved forward very slowly.

It pulled up behind him again at the next lights, the junction with the Old Shoreham Road. It was halted right beneath a lamppost and he could see that it was just a crappy little old Peugeot 206. Definitely not a police vehicle. Just some slapper and a prat she was driving. No worries.

Five minutes later he pulled up in the street alongside Cleo Morey’s home and double-parked beside the bird-shit-spattered Volvo. He moved his Prius out of the parking space, then drove the MG back into it. Perfect! The bitch would have no reason at all to suspect a thing.

Skunk, standing at the top of the street, concealed in the shadows, watched the curious manoeuvre with interest. He had no idea what was going on. Nor what the woman was doing spending so much time in the MG, fiddling about, with the Prius double-parked, blocking the street.

Then the woman climbed out of the car, and he saw that he was wrong, it was a bearded bloke. Skunk watched him get into the Prius and glide off.

Then he walked back to the Peugeot, parked a short distance away, and dialled PC Paul Packer’s number.

‘Hi, mate!’ Packer said. ‘What’s up?’

‘I’ve found me car.’

‘OK. I’ve a slight problem for a couple of hours – I’ve been called to a job. Can you hang tight?’

‘For how long?’

‘Couple of hours, max.’

Skunk looked at the Peugeot’s clock. It was ten fifty. ‘No more,’ he said. ‘I can’t wait no more than that.’

‘Gimme the location. I’ll get it sorted.’

Skunk told him where he was. Then he hung up and turned to Bethany. ‘Get your panties off.’

‘I’m not wearing any!’ she said.