Maybe

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Miles Gundy.

WHAT DO LITTLE girls and moms like to do?

Little girls take ballet. Moms take barre classes set to music. What do they have in common? Both use ballet barres, the long banister-type railing dancers use for stretching.

Miles pulls into a parking space that offers an unobstructed view of the entrance to Dancing Barre in Memphis. He tunes his radio to the local sixties station, cranks it up, and sits tight for twenty minutes waiting for the instructor to show up for the three-fifteen class. She’s early, of course, but not that early. Miles jumps out of his car, grabs the large canvass bag from the back seat, and enters the studio.

The instructor says, “May I help you?”

“I’m from corporate,” Miles says. “And you are?”

“Missy Tadasana.”

“I know you’ve got a class at three-fifteen,” he says. “If nothing’s out of order, I can be out of here in two minutes.”

“I don’t understand. Who are you, again?”

“Dancing Barre is a franchise,” Miles says. “Twice a year we test the facility for cleanliness.”

“Ms. Pranayama didn’t say anything about this,” Missy says.

“We don’t schedule our visits, Missy. That would defeat the purpose.”

“Well, this studio is spotless. You can tell by looking.”

“I’m sure you’re right. But I need to run a special cloth over the ballet barre and the floor to check for microbes. You’ll want to watch.”

“Why?”

“If the cloth turns blue, we’ve got a problem.”

“I should probably call Ms. Pranayama.”

“If the cloth turns blue I’ll call her myself. Otherwise, I’ll be out of here before you get her on the phone. You want to see how it’s done?”

“I guess.”

She follows him into the room. He places the bag on the hardwood floor, slides the zipper open, and removes two pairs of latex gloves, a spray bottle, and a thick cloth. After donning the gloves, he sprays the cloth with a chemical until it’s wet. Then he wipes the entire length of the ballet barre from right to left, sprays the cloth again, and wipes the barre from left to right.

He holds the cloth up for Missy to see.

“No blue,” she says, proudly.

He smiles. “This might be the cleanest facility I’ve ever tested,” Miles says.

“Seriously? Wow! Ms. Pranayama will be so happy to hear that. Do we get a certificate or something?”

“I don’t think so. But they’ll definitely want to mention it in next month’s corporate newsletter.”

She smiles. “We can post it on the bulletin board.”

“That’s a great idea!” he says, as he packs his gear.

“Wait. Aren’t you supposed to test the floor?” she says.

“If the barre’s this clean, the floor will be too.” He winks. “I’m scoring you an A-plus.”

“That’s rare?”

“Extremely. You should be very proud. Be sure to tell your clients.”

She says, “Wait. The barre’s still wet. Do we need to wait for it to dry?”

“No. I wore the gloves because my hands are sensitive to the fibers in the cloth.”

“In case someone asks, how long before the barre dries?”

“Five to ten minutes.”

She looks at the clock above the front desk.

“That’ll work,” she says.

“Nice to meet you, Missy.”

“You too.”

Miles leaves, thinking, She never even asked my name!