Phoebe Kissagen ,or the remarkable adventures, schemes wiles and devilries of une maquerelle

Madam,

I shall be in town on Thursday, and propose to pass the evening at your house. Be pleased to have a supper and a girl ready for me at eight of the clock. A young girl about fourteen suits me best, for as I am not big hung. A girl with a nice clear skin, pretty plump, and not much hair on her twat.

But though young, she must understand her work, for I hate a slug. I don't mind ten or twenty guineas for the night.

Yours, as you please me,

A. James.

Feversham, Nov. 28th O. S.

Mrs Phoebe,

This billet is to let you know that I shall visit your Bagnio tomorrow evening at nine. I shall want one fine woman about twenty to fuck, and two — three little girls to play with; mind and have them all well washed, and their hair dressed by a good coiffeur.

For the woman, I think I should prefer Effie Gordon, she's such a spanker.

F, Fuckington.

November 30th, N. S.

Madam,

Have the goodness to provide me a handsome, healthy, clean young woman, about eighteen years of age, on Friday evening next.

I do not require a maid, but something fresh and agreable.

Your obedient, humble servant,

Cadland.

Newmarket, Monday Evening.

The Earl of Boston presents his compliments to Mrs Phoebe Kissagen, and will feel obliged by her providing an entertainment for him on Monday night, with a handsome supper. The Earl begs to remind Mrs Kissagen that he does not fancy very hairy or very big women; two or three witty, nice looking girls, who understand the gamahuche, and can sing good songs, will be quite satisfactory.

The expense is of no consequence.

To Mrs Phoebe Kissagen, 2, Leicester Fields.

Boston House, Dec 14th.

Madam,

Find me a nice little girl, about twelve years old,by Tuesday evening. She must be very fair, and well made, slender, but plump; one whose breasts have grown a little would be preferred. She must be up to the mark, and not too shy. The usual cheque will be ready.

I am, Madam,

Your obedient, humble servant

H. Waring.

Foxcover Hall,Decr 16th.

Madam,

Sail vous plait, I vill pay you another visit on Tuesday night, when I hope to find Mademoiselle Lucy disengaged. Mais madame, tree hundred guineas is too much to pay every time, so please to name your price.

Accept, Madam, my most perfect consideration, Le Due de Bellaire.

A Madam,

Madam Phoebe de Kissagen.

Dec 20th.

Have my room and girl ready on Wednesday.

York.

My Dear Phoebe,

I have several little physiological experiments to make, and shall require for the purpose, one full grown girl and two or three little ones. After I have finished, I shall have much pleasure in supping with you and the pretly Chloe. Tomorrow evening at ten.

Yours entirely,

F. Mooney.

Brook St, Thursday Evening.

Old Girl,

Ive just come off a cruise, and am hard up for a fuck, so let that great randy wench Effie know I'm going to bear down upon her, and give her a broadside.

You know I like to see a tight frigate well dressed out in bunting; so run up her colours, and rig out her topgallants, get a good supper aboard, and bear a hand you lubber.

Your old tar,

Soddington.

H. M. S. Snapdragon,

Spithead, Dec 17 th

Being vastly ennui here, I have resolved to come up to town for a few days till Christmas, and should like to amuse myself with two or three of your ladies.

But they must be fresh, and not too forward; I hate an impudent wench. Be good enough to see that their smocks and persons are clean. You can bring them to my house in Cavendish Square tomorrow evening at eight, and I shall be happy to see you. You know my taste, so I need not say more.

Yours faithfully,

Homerton.

Crocket Hall, Dec 19th.

My Dear Mrs Kissagen,

My husband has not been able to perform conjugal rites for this fortnight; so if you have among your young gallants a fine lusty young fellow who can serve my turn, pray put me in the way of enjoying a nights pleasure, for I am parched with thirst.

Pray write by return of post.

Your loving friend,

Emilia Stanley.

Hertford St, Mayfair.

Madam,

Have the room ready on Tuesday, and the gentleman I spoke to you about will meet me there at twelve, after the opera.

Your obedient, humble servant,

H. Pokingham.

Mrs Phoebe Kissagen,

2. Leicester Fields.

If the pretty Phoebe Sahib who to me did give too moch plesur ven I pass night, and do de nicee fuckee busimess at your ous be at er ome, I sail tomor gome and seen heer, mam; so hab allde tings reedee.

I too moch plenty mooney bringee.

Dear Phoebe,

The spirit moveth me to go into one of thy handmaidens, and yet, I think I should prefer thy friend Chloe, if thou wilt first stir up my evil, passions with thy birch rod. Have thy cold cream ready and anoint the dear harlot's delighful arsehole before we commence, as thou knowest the devil always tempts me that way.

Thou must also provide thyself with a dildoe, not too large and well greased, so thou canst sodomise me; as I do Chloe, do thou unto me. Please, my evil concupiscence and any money thou thinkest fit shall be paid.

From thy friend,

H. Birchem.

Threadneedle St, City 22 of 12 month.