Stay of Execution

13

Big Malky Gladsmuir was not particularly tall. His size was in his shoulders, which were as wide as a doorway, and in his chest, which resembled one of the barrels in the cellar of the Wee Black Dug: when that was allied to a disposition that was said to suck sunlight out of the brightest day, he inspired a reaction similar to that of sailors spotting a mine bobbing on the surface of the ocean.

Nonetheless, for all his outward ferocity, Big Malky appeared to be an exemplary citizen. As Tarvil Singh drove down Leith Walk, George Regan had taken the precaution of calling his CID colleagues in Queen Charlotte Street, headquarters of the division that took in Granton, and making enquiries about him. He found that he had never been accused of any offence, nor had he been detained by police for any reason.

‘Man’s a fucking bear, though,’ he had been advised by his near namesake, DS George Grogan. ‘He runs a quiet pub, mainly because he looks so ferocious that none of his regulars ever chance their arm; any strangers who look like bother don’t get a second drink.’

‘And he’s really never been done for anything?’

‘Malky’s been a friend to us over the years: he understands the value of keeping on good terms with the CID. The one time we could have done him for something, we turned a blind eye; that was when he caught a smack dealer from Muirhouse trying to move stuff in his place. He broke the guy’s jaw, nose and both his arms, then chucked him out in the street. When we asked about it, nobody had seen a thing, but there was still blood all over the bar. We could probably have matched it, but the drugs squad had been trying to nail the victim for about three years, so we didn’t bother.’

‘Is there stolen gear handled in his place?’

‘No danger. The Wee Black Dug belongs to a chain, and it does tidy business; they wouldn’t appreciate their licence being put at risk. If wee Moash says Malky bought something off him I’d take that with a pinch. Wee Moash is not the most reliable witness.’

‘Most witnesses are reliable when Stevie Steele’s squeezin’ their balls, George. Thanks.’

The pub was busy when they arrived; they stood just inside the doorway for a while, eyeing up their surroundings. Regan did a quick head count and reckoned that there were over forty punters in there. A man and a woman. . the only member of her sex in the place. . were hard at work behind the bar; they refilled glasses on the nod, a sure sign that they knew their customers well, took the money and dispensed change with a minimum of conversation. Behind them a squat, heavy-browed figure stood by the till, ringing up the purchases; he was in his forties, with a greying crew-cut, and a dimple in the middle of his heavy chin. Regan moved close to the bar and caught his eye. As Singh followed him, one or two heads turned, glanced at him, read him for what he was and turned away again quickly.

Malky Gladsmuir called across to the female steward; she came across to take over the till, and he moved to the furthest corner of the bar, where there was a little space.

‘You’re the two guys were in earlier,’ he said, in a voice that was quiet and not at all threatening. In Regan’s long experience, that meant nothing at all. Tony Manson, Dougie Terry and Lenny Plenderleith had all been quietly spoken, and all quite lethal. Jackie Charles, on the other hand, had been loud, but had relied on people like Dougie the Comedian to back him up.

‘Well remembered,’ said the sergeant. ‘I’m sorry we had to huckle one of your punters.’

Gladsmuir shrugged his massive shoulders. ‘Wee Moash is not a big contributor to my profits,’ he said. ‘Guys like him are a fucking drain on the rest of us.’

‘So why do you let him in?’

‘He’s useful to me. Moash hears things around and about; he’d never say a word tae you, other than “guilty”, when he has to, but he talks to me.’

‘And you in turn talk to us?’ Regan murmured.

‘Sometimes. When I think it’s right, and when I know it’s in absolute conf idence. . which is why,’ suddenly his voice became colder, ‘I don’t appreciate you two swanning in here and waving me over.’

Regan understood. ‘Worry not. We’ll make enough noise before we leave. In fact we might even wind up lifting you.’

That might not be so easy, said Malky Gladsmuir’s eyes. ‘What the fuck do you mean?’ he exclaimed, loud enough to be heard by those nearest him.

The DS fell into character. ‘I mean,’ he bellowed back, ‘that somebody in here’s been buying knock-off gear.’

‘You’re fucking joking,’ Gladsmuir protested. To their surprise, the two detectives found themselves believing that this was not part of the act for the punters; he seemed genuinely surprised, and angered.

‘Wee Moash Glazier nicked a five-hundred-quid mountain bike, and a four-hundred-quid Crombie coat, this morning, in the fog, on our patch.’ Tarvil Singh leaned across the bar; he was taller than Gladsmuir and almost as powerfully built. ‘The owners of these items are not being reasonable about it. They want them back.’

The bar manager’s heavy eyebrows rose. ‘That wee bastard!’ he exclaimed. ‘He came in here wearing that coat. Miles too fuckin’ big for him, but he told me he’d bought it in a charity shop. I says tae masel’, “Aye, that’ll be right,” but I still had it off him straight away. Wee Moash owes me a quid or two, and I told him I was keepin’ it until he squared me away. Haud on a minute.’

He turned on his heel and walked away through a door at the back of the bar. He had been gone for less than thirty seconds before he was back, holding a heavy dark blue overcoat in his right hand, raised up by the lapels, as though it contained an obstreperous customer whom he was seeing off the premises. ‘Here.’ He lifted it over the bar and handed it to Regan, who took it from him carefully. ‘Take it away wi’ yis. I know fuck all about a bike, though.’ He turned and surveyed his customers; finally the scene in the corner was commanding their undivided attention. ‘That said,’ he continued, his voice raised, ‘if I find that knock-off’s been traded in this pub, then the guy that bought it had better get on it and pedal as far away from me as he fuckin’ can.’

Suddenly, the bar was filled with outraged looks and shaking heads. . and minus one drinker. The door at the far end opened with a creak and began to swing shut again on its closer. Without another word, Regan and Singh turned and headed for their exit, and business as usual was resumed.

‘One more thing,’ Malky Gladsmuir called after the two detectives. They turned in the doorway. ‘You can tell wee Moash from me that the next time he comes in here he’d better have stolen a life-jacket: because he’s goin’ in the fuckin’ river.’