The Bro Code

AMENDMENTS

A Bro is entitled to have sex with his Bro's ex if she initiates it, she is really hot, or his Bro is out of town or in a different room.

If a Bro writes and directs a trilogy of awesome space-themed sagas that define a generation's childhood, he is forbidden from later tarnishing that legacy by crapping out a prequel trilogy that forces Bros to specify "Episodes 4 to 6" or "the real trilogy" when referencing what was once. a perfect series of movies, regardless of how anyone feels about Ewoks.

Should a Bro become aware that his Bro has a really hot sister (a nine or higher), she is no longer protected under Article 19: A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro's sister. That said, a Bro should reevaluatc if the sister kind of resembles his Bro in a wig.

A Bro shall never turn away a Bro who shows up uninvited at his door with a box of porn.

If your Bro finds himself living with a chick, it is no longer acceptable for you to show up uninvited at his door with a box of porn.

Okay, if a Bro desperately needs to stash his porn somewhere, he is allowed to show up uninvited at his Bro's door with a box of porn, even if his Bro is living with a chick. Since the Bro's connection with his porn undoubtedly constitutes an older and more meaningful relationship, the box of porn is afforded right of way over the live-in girlfriend, despite the box of porn's inability to get super pissed and withhold sex for the night.

(Write in your own so that later — when called upon — you can cite the Bro Code.)

Bro may toss the Bro Code out the window if Scandinavian twins are involved in any capacity.

A Bro is allowed to play air guitar, provided that the air guitar is made of plastic and connected to a video game system.

Bro is allowed to publish The Bro Code if he stands to make a profit on it.