Примечания

1

Never.

2

Nope.

3

Dude. Come on.

4

Of course not

5

Psst — hey, guys! I put this in really small type at the bottom since we all know men have much better vision than women. Ignore the above — the Bro Code is definitely not a piece of fiction. I was simply lying to uphold this very article.

6

Bigger = better

7

Applies only to the first time he retires.

8

Trick question. Bros don't watch ballet

9

Rock, paper, scissors for Bros.

10

Unless a bicycle is the only form of transportation available, like in Southeast Asia or Arkansas or something.

11

To steal your wingman's chick. Big-time no-no.

12

Open bar only.

13

Engaging in a threesome.

14

And beyond, if the Bro discovers there is indeed life after death.

15

Not on the bed.

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