Never.
Nope.
Dude. Come on.
Of course not
Psst — hey, guys! I put this in really small type at the bottom since we all know men have much better vision than women. Ignore the above — the Bro Code is definitely not a piece of fiction. I was simply lying to uphold this very article.
Bigger = better
Applies only to the first time he retires.
Trick question. Bros don't watch ballet
Rock, paper, scissors for Bros.
Unless a bicycle is the only form of transportation available, like in Southeast Asia or Arkansas or something.
To steal your wingman's chick. Big-time no-no.
Open bar only.
Engaging in a threesome.
And beyond, if the Bro discovers there is indeed life after death.
Not on the bed.