The Bro Code

GLOSSARY

Backslide Window — A treacherous window of time following a breakup in which both parties are prone to bone.

Brocassion — An event featuring a bunch of Bros.

Brocedure — A series of events completed by a Bro, but different from the Brolympics.

Bro/Chick Ratio — The gender breakdown at a given venue.

Brocularity — Bro-inspired hijinks.

Broda — (1) A Bro one goes to for wisdom. (2) A really short Bro.

Brode of Silence — Playing dumb or mute when a chick asks about another Bro's history or whereabouts.

Brofession — A Bro job.

Broflation — (1) A sudden increase in female expectations about how dudes should act. (2) A sudden increase in dudes at an event or venue.

Broicide — (1) To kill a Bro. (2) To rack jack a Bro.

Brojo — A Bro's mojo.

Broliferation — Too much use of the word "Bro."

Bronacular — The language of Bros.

Brone — An act of selflessness bestowed upon or by a Bro.

Broner — Excitement over hanging out with Bros e.g., Ricky popped a broner when his friend rented out the local User tag arena for his birthday.

Bro-proofing — Outfitting a space for Bros.

Broshambo — Two dudes playing rock, paper, scissors.

Brotection — When a Bro supplies another Bro with birth control.

Brotorcycle — One of those motorcycles with the sidecar thing.

Bro Train — A convoy of Bros on the move, usually driving to a party

Browling — More than one Bro bowling.

Bro-worker — A Bro at the workplace.

Devil's Threeway — Two dudes, one chick.

Dis-Broment — Removal of "Bro" status.

Dry Spell — A period of any length in which a Bro has not scored.

Jump on the Grenade — The process in which a Bro "takes one for the team" by talking to a hot chick's unattractive friend.

MAC — Memory Assistance and/or Correction.

Quid Pro Bro — Returning a favor by doing a solid for a Bro… not that kind of solid.

Rack Jack — To steal a wingman's quarry, often with malicious, premeditated intent.

Tricycle — Two chicks, one dude.

Wingwoman — A female wingman who is also a chick,