Game Time: 6:00 p.m.
At 5:28 p.m.
a cop
pulls us over
because Dad has
a broken
taillight.
At 5:30
the officer approaches
our car
and asks Dad
for his driver’s license
and registration.
At 5:32
the team leaves
the locker room and
pregame warm-ups
begin
without me.
At 5:34
Dad explains
to the officer
that his license
is in his wallet,
which is in his jacket
at home.
At 5:37
Dad says, Look, sir,
my name is Chuck Bell,
and I’m just trying
to get my boy
to his basketball game.
At 5:47
while Coach leads
the Wildcats
in team prayer,
I pray Dad
won’t get arrested.
At 5:48
the cop smiles
after verifying
Dad’s identity
on Google, and says,
You “Da Man”!
At 5:50
Dad autographs
a Krispy Kreme napkin
for the officer
and gets a warning
for his broken taillight.
At 6:01
we arrive at the game
but on my sprint
into the gym
I slip and fall
in the mud.