The Only Thing Worse Than Witches

To Whom it May Concern:

We’re not that scary.

We’re actually pretty fluffy, warm, and snuggly-wuggly soft.

Okay. Sure, some of us carry nasty little diseases. And sure, the Black Plague rode in on our distant cousins — the rodents — but that wasn’t our fault. And we formally protest our horrible reputation. Consider this letter our formal complaint regarding our cruel repute. We are certain that you will take the appropriate measures to ensure that our reputation as a lovable animal will be restored.

Cordially,

Common Association of Rampant Rabbits for the Order and Triumph of Society

(CARROTS)