The Upside of Unrequited

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BUTT-EARLY, SATURDAY. THE BOYFRIEND REPLIES:

Okay, I have an idea

Like a WEDDING idea.

So, you know those pennant things that look like shark teeth?

People make cake toppers like that!

They’re held up by chopsticks. I didn’t make this up. I found it on Pinterest.

WHY AM I LOOKING AT PINTEREST, MOLLY? What is this madness?

I think I must miss you.

Or maybe Pinterest is actually an adorable disease transmitted only through your saliva?

Your *adorable* saliva.

The Adorable Saliva of Molly Peskin-Suso.

That should be the title of your autobiography!

Anyway, I know you’re at the alterations place getting altered.

(But hopefully not too altered.)

(I really like you unaltered.)

So, just know that.

Also, I really think you should do this cake topper.

(In case this isn’t clear, this is me saying yes. I am down for this wedding and anything else you want to bring me to, ever, especially if cake is involved.)