CHAPTER SIXTEEN
Massacre at the Cotton Mouse Tavern
George and Lou both got up. Despite the agony, George was able to find his voice, if not his wit. “I’ll fuckin’ kill you!”
Ivan beckoned. Bring it on.
But instead of waiting for George, Ivan ran over to the formerly dancing couple, pouncing on them with his claws and fangs bared. The girl died first, unless the old man was already dead when the werewolf got there, which was entirely possible. Ivan didn’t try to be inventive--he just ripped their bodies apart in a matter of seconds, tearing off flesh with such speed and intensity that George couldn’t be certain which piece came from which victim.
Lou patted his pocket, then frantically looked around on the floor, presumably for his switchblade. Had he lost it in the fall? Lou quickly gave up the search and went for the cross.
About half of the patrons had made it out of the bar already, but there was a bottleneck at the doorway. Panicked drunk people shoving each other was not conducive to an efficient exit.
An overweight bearded man pushed a skinny girl out of the way, his hand cupping one of her small breasts in the process. She bashed a beer bottle against the side of his head, spraying glass and Bud Light everywhere. The bearded man fell, taking the two people in front of him down with him.
Another man, clean-shaven, his eyes wide with terror, had apparently retained his sense of chivalry and pulled a blonde woman out of the way before she could get trampled.
It didn’t surprise George that Ivan went after the nice guy.
Ivan leapt off the two mangled dancer corpses, knocked another man out of the way, and grabbed the nice guy’s arm. As the guy cried out and tried to pull away, Ivan gave it a brutal yank. It wasn’t enough to rip off the limb, but it was clearly enough to pop his arm out of its socket.
With the second yank, the skin split. The arm remained attached. A third yank, and the arm came most of the way off. Ivan quickly finished the job with his teeth.
Lou crawled around on the floor, searching unsuccessfully for the cross.
George slammed his foot down on the wooden chair, breaking off the leg that had bashed his kidney and creating a makeshift wooden stake. Even if it didn’t kill Ivan, they might be able to injure him enough to finally subdue the creature.
Ivan shoved the one-armed nice guy toward George. The guy, spurting blood and almost completely drained of color, dropped to the floor before he could get in George’s way. George leapt over him, tried to fake a swing to the left, but took a werewolf fist to the face and stumbled backwards, almost but not quite losing his footing.
Ivan snarled and tossed the severed arm aside. There was so much gore in his fur that it was hard to say for certain, but his gunshot wounds no longer seemed to be bleeding.
Most of the bar patrons had finally made their way out of the place. Aside from the bearded guy and the two people on the floor with him, only a man and woman who looked to be in their early twenties remained at the doorway. They were presumably a romantic couple, since they were dressed in matching cutesy light green shirts.
One of the people who’d been trampled had apparently made it outside to safety. The other, a middle-aged lady with pigtails, lay dead on the floor, her body broken and bloody.
Ivan ran to the doorway, bashed the cutesy man out of the way with his right hand, then grabbed the cutesy woman with his left. Instead of killing her, he tossed her over with her lover, then pulled the door closed.
The bearded guy scrambled away, his ass dragging along the floor as he did a clumsy version of a crab-walk. George ran at Ivan again, focusing all of his attention on Ivan’s heart, but the werewolf knocked him aside once more. George’s landing was not gentle.
As he got up, he noticed two other people in the bar, hiding underneath the table of a booth. Assuming the nice guy with one arm hadn’t bled to death yet, that left eight potential victims in there, not counting George and Lou. Ivan might very well make his body count goal.
George caught a glimpse of silver as Lou found the cross and quickly palmed it. Lou got up and wobbled a bit on shaky legs, but didn’t fall.
“Hey, Ivan!” George shouted. “You hit like a ferret!”
Ivan let out what was clearly meant to be a derisive laugh. George tried to think of an animal comparison more rage inducing than “ferret” but nothing immediately came to mind.
George had hoped that Ivan might change back just to offer up a snappy retort, but he didn’t. Instead, he looked around the bar, still smiling, as if joining George in tallying up his potential victims.
Ivan’s ear perked up a bit as he noticed the people under the table in the booth.
The man and woman who were dressed alike grabbed each other’s hand and sprinted away from Ivan, running toward a plate-glass window covered by neon signs. Ivan followed, taking down the man before they made it halfway across the bar. The woman bellowed and desperately pulled on her boyfriend or husband’s arm, refusing to let go of him even as Ivan slashed at his legs and back.
“Just leave me!” the man shouted, gurgling the words. George winced as Ivan ripped out a particularly meaty strip of his leg, exposing bone.
George picked up another chair.
Lou moved cautiously toward the werewolf, not revealing the cross. His breathing was as heavy as if he’d run a marathon and George hoped that he wouldn’t have a massive heart attack before he made it to Ivan.
Ivan extended all ten of his fingers, then slammed his claws deep into the man’s neck all at once. The woman finally let go of her lover and ran for the window again.
The two people who’d been knocked down by the bearded guy--another man and woman, also in their twenties, but hopefully not a couple considering their complete lack of interest in assisting each other in a moment of crisis--got the door open again. It slammed into the man’s shin and he let out a grunt of pain as the woman opened it, but they both rushed through the doorway and out of the bar.
Two more survivors. If this upset Ivan, he didn’t show it. The woman who’d just lost her boyfriend or husband ran straight at the window, arms extended.
Lou took another hesitant step toward Ivan. The werewolf’s attention was directed toward the running woman, but it was pretty hard for a guy the size of Lou to sneak up on somebody in a wide-open bar.
George threw the chair as hard as he possibly could, so hard that he thought he might have injured his shoulder. His intent was for the chair to smash directly into Ivan’s head, distracting him from the woman long enough for her to escape, during which time George would figure out how to deal with a murderous werewolf whose attention was now on him. The chair didn’t hit Ivan’s head, but it smashed into his side with enough force to stop him in his tracks.
The woman struck the window. The glass did not shatter. She bounced off, careened to the side, and doubled over in pain.
Taking advantage of Ivan’s distraction, Lou picked up his pace and held the cross like a dagger. George hurriedly grabbed another chair to keep Ivan’s attention focused on him.
“Did that hurt, you hairy bitch? Did you get a boo-boo?”
Lou was only a couple of steps away from being able to slam the cross into his back. They were, of course, assuming that the silver cross would do a lot more damage than just stabbing him with a regular old sharpened object, and if that turned out not to be the case, Lou was in a lot of danger.
“C’mon, Ivan, you feeble little fuck! We kicked your butt back in the other house, and we’ll kick it here!”
Without taking his eyes off George, Ivan suddenly reached out his arm, grabbing Lou by the throat.
Shit...
George was about to rush him, but Ivan held up a hand, palm-out. Don’t move. George decided not to move.
Ivan’s head transformed back into its human form. Though it should have looked ridiculous to have a big strong wolfman with a human head, George found nothing even remotely comical about his appearance. The bloody bullet holes in his face helped with the lack of amusement value.
“Hey, George, remember when I had my claws on your throat?”
Just had to talk, didn’t you? Couldn’t resist a little mockery.
“I remember.”
“I let you live. Lou’s fucked.”
Lou slammed the cross into Ivan’s arm, burying it about an inch deep. Ivan screamed and released his grip on Lou’s neck. His face began to switch between human and wolf features the way it had after George kicked him in the nuts.
Now!
George moved forward. No other chairs were immediately available, so he’d just use his goddamn fists.
Ivan ripped the cross out of his arm, which sizzled at the wound. He flung the cross at the bearded guy, who had almost made it to the open doorway. It struck the back of his head with skull-shattering velocity, and the bearded guy slumped forward, clutching at the immense gash.
The woman kicked the window. This time, her foot broke through.
George threw a punch, aiming for Ivan’s kidneys. Let him find out how it felt. The punch connected and Ivan howled.
Ivan spun around and grabbed George. Using both hands, he threw George into Lou, and the two of them stumbled across the bar and hit the floor for the umpteenth time that evening.
The woman kicked at the glass twice more, opening up a hole big enough to escape through. She ducked through the new exit, then lost her balance as Ivan grabbed her by the ankle, digging his claws in deep. She fell onto the glass, breaking through it most of the way to the floor. Ivan dragged her back inside over the jagged remains. Her screaming and flailing around made things much worse for her.
George cringed. Where the hell were the cops?
The cross wound had stopped sizzling and bleeding. Ivan stepped on the woman’s legs, grabbed a handful of her long black hair, and jerked her head back, snapping her neck.
The one-armed man lay on the floor and groaned.
The bearded guy wasn’t moving. He was either unconscious or dead. Probably dead. Six for Ivan, if you didn’t count the trampled woman or the person who’d been shot upstairs.
That only left the couple underneath the table, George, and Lou.
Ivan held up five clawed fingers on one hand and his index finger on the other hand. Then he pointed to the man and woman under the table and held up two more.
They screamed as the werewolf strode over to them. Ivan picked up the table, exposing them completely, then threw it at the bearded guy. Direct hit. Even if he wasn’t dead now, he’d never walk, speak, or eat solid food again.
The man and woman cowered against the wall, hands in front of their faces as if that would stave off Ivan’s attack.
Ivan transformed his head back again, then beckoned to the man. “Come here.”
“No!”
“Here’s my offer,” Ivan said, speaking calmly although he was breathing heavily. “You get up, walk over here, and let me gouge your eyes out, and I’ll let your woman live. Otherwise I’m going to jump over there and rip you both to shreds.”
George picked up another chair.
Ivan looked back at him. “Are you fucking kidding me? Enough with the chairs, George! I’m tired of punching you around.”
“Really? I’m sure not tired of hitting you with chairs.”
“Hilarious. You’re a funny guy, George. But I’m not talking to you right now.” Ivan looked back at the couple. “It’s a straightforward deal, sir. Walk over here, let me poke out your eyes, and she goes free. I swear. How about it?”
The man stood up. Without hesitation and ignoring the woman’s horrified wail, he walked right up to Ivan, fists clenched and head held high.
“Holy shit! You actually did it!” Ivan looked around the bar as if to confirm that everybody had seen the same thing. “I can’t believe it! I am absolutely flabbergasted! You must love the absolute shit out of her, huh?”
The man nodded. “Yes, I do.”
“Well, I--I honestly don’t know how to react to this. I kind of figured that I’d just be ripping you two apart.” Ivan gestured to the woman. “Go. Get out through the broken window.”
“Please don’t hurt him,” she said, getting to her feet. Sobbing, she ducked underneath the broken pane of glass and left the bar.
“I’m stunned,” said Ivan. “Just stunned. Wow. I don’t know if you’re brave or a complete idiot. You know what? I don’t even feel like gouging your eyes out after that. You deserve to keep them. Go follow your woman and get some mega-pussy tonight.”
The man turned and hurried out through the broken window. Ivan let him go.
“Can you believe that?” Ivan asked George. “He was going to let me do it. Would you do that for your girlfriend?”
“I don’t have one.”
“And it’s probably because you wouldn’t give up your eyes for her. So what’s my count? Six...” Ivan walked over to the nice guy with one arm, and slammed his foot down on his head, several times. “Seven. I could cheat and count the poor bitch who got crunched at the door, but I like to play fair.”
“So you’re one short,” George said.
“Yeah. What a disappointment. Do you think anybody else will be dumb enough to come inside?”
“The cops.”
“Cops count. I could definitely make it to eight if the cops show up. But that would involve more waiting around, and I can’t help but feel that there’s another way to achieve my goal. Hmmmm. Let me think...”
George looked at Lou. They exchanged a knowing glance, and then both rushed Ivan at the same time. The “bash him with a chair” tactic hadn’t been entirely successful thus far, but if they both got in good hits simultaneously...
Ivan leapt at George, jumping into the air like a wolf going for the kill. George didn’t even get to swing the chair before Ivan landed on him, knocking him to the floor yet another time. He had an instant to think that counting the number of times he hit the floor would make a good drinking game, and then his head struck the floor and nothing mattered anymore.