The Gentlemen's Hour

78

Boone tries to work out what to wear.

To a booty call.

Well, not exactly a booty call. You can’t really call it a booty call when you’ve been putting it off for more than three months and you have genuine, if confused, feelings for the person. And is it really a booty call? Boone wonders. Or just the continuation of a kiss? Or a conversation about the “relationship” and where it’s going? What do you wear to a conversation about a relationship? Usually body armor, although he hasn’t owned a Kevlar vest since he left the police force.

Not that Boone has a lot from which to choose. He has a winter wedding and funeral suit and a summer wedding and funeral suit, one white and one blue dress shirt, and a single pair of khaki trousers that Cheerful ordered for him from the Land’s End catalog and have never been off the hanger. Otherwise, his wardrobe, such as it is, consists of five pairs of jeans in various states of disrepair, T-shirts, long-sleeve pullovers from O’Neill, Ripcurl, Hobie, and Pacific Surf, and a staggering collection of boardshorts. Hooded sweaties make up a large part of his wardrobe, but it’s too hot for them anyway. As for footwear, he owns the black dress shoes that go with the wedding and funeral suits, three pairs of Reef sandals, and one pair of black Skechers tennis shoes, because the Skecher store is just a block from his office.

Boone decides on the white dress shirt and his least faded jeans and then sits there in mental paralysis over the choice of the tennis or dress shoes. Petra might infer from the tennis shoes that he’s taking this too casually—which would piss her off and which he’s certainly not—but the dress shoes might signal her that he expects that they’re going to have sex, which he sort of does, but isn’t really all that sure, and he doesn’t want her to think that he’s taking that for granted, but on the other hand, he does want her to think that . . .

Sandals are probably out of the question, Boone thinks.

He’s mulling this over when his cell phone rings.

It’s Sunny.