ALMANAC
LIAR’S SACK
Tout homme digne de ce nom
A dans le coeur un serpent jaune
Begin this year in glory
and hear what the young father,
hoarse and red,
whispers to his first-born:
“Leave and dread.”
It’s fine for Dad to hit me
because Dad likes to
with his hand of hard wood.
If I was big and fat,
I’d do it too, if I could,
to a kid
who loves his dad as much as I do.
“If you get married, you’ll hit rock bottom,”
my mother said,
and I felt it at once, that layer of rock,
under the soles of my seven-league boots.
He slammed the door.
Never going back.
Not if she put him on a throne.
But by the time he crossed the tracks
he was tired and his feet were sore.
He thought, “No-one’s made of stone.”
— Just go away.
To your mother or something.
— There is no or something.
— To your mother then.
— She’s dead.
— Oh, poor thing. A long time now?
— Since before I was born.
A she-ape, but bald,
that’s what I call her.
It’s not exactly flattering,
but what can I do,
it happens to be true,
especially at three in the morning.
“You alone can help me,” she said.
“Help me. Make me forget him.”
That night, when she moaned,
I thought of him in that far land
and she heard it and turned to stone.
They carried off the victim.
They took the pimp into custody.
Then the mounted policeman
gave the whore
some more of the third degree.
“How can I ever get warm,”
she cried,
“with this ice-cold snake inside of me?”
The old man sat on the cow
without a stitch of clothing on.
He’d had it to here with the world by now
but the cow went on and on.