Pygmy

Dispatch Sixth

Begins here sixth account of operative me, agent number 67, attending initial today structured compulsory education session. Public education institution XXXXXX Middle level. XXXXXX Homeroom XXXXXX Dated current now. For official record, American education facility devoted humiliation and destroy all self-respect out native youth. Conspire to degrade all dignity. Calibrated tasks assigned to destroy all self-esteem.

For official example, purpose lesson titled “Junior Swing Choir” many potential brilliant youth compelled sing song depicting precipitate remain pummel head of operative me. Complain how both feet too large size for sleeping mattress. Idiot nonsense song. Next sing how past visited arid landscape aboard equine of no title. All student compelled, no option.

No baby animal to experiment. No access nitroglycerin. This agent possessing too much respect for teacher ask: Why gorge fatten heads gorging so much useless art and music? No benefit to state!

For official record, moment American instructor display self in classroom door, students no stand and say, all unison one voice, “Greetings, esteemed most revered educator. Accept, please, our gratitude for the wisdom you impart.”

Initial classroom session, feet of operative me stand by instinct, mouth say salutation, create full silent in classroom. Instructor eyeing. All student eyeing this agent.

Out rear of classroom, voice, male voice say, “Fuck you, Pygmy.”

Other voice, female, say, “Pygmy, you suck ass.”

Followed all make laughter.

Could be hand of operative me fling sharp pencil, Shooting Porcupine Dart, zing-jab, speed javelin harpooning center of student forehead, render damage brain, if surviving…vegetable.

For official record, cat sister occupy same classroom as operative me. Host sister emanate smoke molten solder smell, finger spotted red burn, shining patches skin scorched. Sister cat eye rimmed irritation, branched blood tunnels exposed, angered of poison solder smoke.

Additional present Junior Swing Choir: Trevor bitch. Also, operative Magda.

Other rooms, hallway, midday eating location, eyes of operative me witness Tibor, Mang, Chernok, Tanek, Otto, and Vaky; all agent attempting shake from heads idiot lyric word of songs, infected worthless language of corrupt Western poetry. Useless American poetry and music no celebrate sacrifice lifetime to preserve state. No herald shining future of bright nuclear weapon, abundant wheat, and shining factory. No, instead most American song only empower to enjoy premature actions necessary for reproduction, grant permission commingle egg and seed among random partner occupying padded rear bench automobile.

American structure education serve primary function introduce partners for reproduction. During sessions, many viable female gaggle, cluster knots around center gossip talk. Batting eye cover skin at direction most symmetrical potential male. Mesomorph male youths, targeted for seed, merely strutting stenched clouds groin fungus infection acquired from appareled unclean athletic supporters.

All must sing nonsense or no allowed college, no advanced physics and training. Force compelled to sing how yearning for location on top arched spectrum of light wavelengths created by precipitate. Exact song expressed Judy Garland, woeful martyr, slaughtered pawn of capitalist entertainment machine combined pharmaceutical complex.

If no sing, all youth condemned into poverty. Denied possible advancement and self-realization.

During “Junior Swing Choir,” compelled stand so make fence, layered several rows human fence, driven sing brainwash song, operative Magda tilt from behind this agent. Magda mouth into ear of operative me make whisper, say, “Comrade?” Say, “Commence you phase first of Operation Havoc?”

Mouths of operative me merely fashioning lips shape of lyric words, no sing, say in return, “No, comrade.”

In order gain training organic chemistry or nuclear particle flux statistics, must engage too many idiot ritual: paint picture, volleyball, make waltz, craft poetry, participate dodge-ball, scream idiot songs, torture violin or piano using many false note. Total most today, many useless task. Worst ever torture to watch youth wasted.

Worst wasted time, how idiot song occupy head of operative me. Song involving how dangle in side-to-side motion from distant solar body, next convey illuminations of lunar body to domicile contained in glass vessel… idiot song drive all useful knowledge from head. “Junior Swing Choir” a conspiracy oppress American youths, create them future slave workforce, singing million idiot song during labor of frying meat burgers. Dunking fried potato of France deep in bin boiling fat.

Whisper of Magda say, “Operative Chernok by current now seeded often several American female.” Say, “Operative Mang planted embryo own host mother.”

Magda insist phase first must soon complete. Say, “Comrade, seeded you own host sister?”

For official record, effect worst—idiot song flush from head of operative me most irregular verbs Mandarin Chinese. Erode all knowledge Portuguese. Idiot lyric overwhelm understanding of advanced field equations calculus. Overpower and devastate to oblivion stored memory to operate Iranian-manufactured Khaybar KH2002 medium-barrel assault rifle. Crowd until no longer recall how many rounds per minute capable firing Ukrainian Vepr assault rifle.

For official record, only inside head of operative me, say, No. This agent no fornicate atop cat sister. Only instead report own status, in retort say, “Comrade agent thirty-six?” Say, “Mindful of own mission, carry you current now American embryo?”

No retort. Merely bellowing crowd American prince and princess, perfumed in misery of third-world labor—sewed bright garments. Trouser shivering of plastic telephone apparatus, await reply. Other youth thumbing keyboard to build English printed words, convey instant message.

Clouded within fog of idiot singing, whisper of operative Magda say, “No, have received no American seed…” Say, “However, formulate major plan to acquire.”

Fence row, erected immediate front of me, back shoulders and neck of host sister. Smell melted lead metal smoke. Hair gathered to plummet down sister backbone.

From behind, Magda say, “Priority first, must each generate American anchor baby.” Whisper quote famed radical anarchist Mikhail Bakunin, say, ‘“The passion of destruction is also a creative passion.’”

In front, trouser of cat sister vibrate. Hand of sister snake to retrieve telephone from own pocket. Eyes look message words printed in English. Replace telephone into trouser.

Magda whisper, hot breathing at ear, “Must quick, Pumping Rabbit Maneuver, squirt-squirt, plant seed into her!”

Quote, “The passion of destruction is also a creative passion.”

Next now, cat sister swivel neck to eye operative me. Craning neck to eye backward over own shoulder, host sister say, “Pygmy?” Say more loud to battle against singing noise, say, “Trevor Stonefield just texted me…” Utilizing own hand, cat sister finger fast contact own forehead, contact sternum, contact left deltoid, contact right deltoid—superstition gesture—hand describing shape of fake torture man burdening sticks. Fashion eyes wide, say, “Watch out for Trevor in dodgeball, okay?”