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TO EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE

WARNING

HEADS-UP

EVIL SCIENTISTS WILL END LIFE AS WE KNOW IT

And even as we don't know it.

I know what it's called now, folks. It's called the Re-Evolution Plan. And the By-Half Plan. We got out of the School (anyone who wants to bomb them, feel free). Now we're in hiding, ha ha. While we were there, we found out that the plan is to basically KILL anyone with any kind of disease or weakness. The only people left will be perfectly healthy and have useful skills. So everyone bone up on something useful! Or go into hiding. And if you have the sniffles, crawl under a rock and don't come out.


What would be useful, you ask? I've made a chart.


USEFUL

NOT USEFUL

Plumber

Politician

Carpenter

Publicist

Boat builder

Art history buff

Farmer

Celebrity chef

Sanitation crew

Interior designer
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