Sneaky Pie's Cookbook For Mystery Lovers

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SARDINE SANDWICH

1 slice of bread

1 tablespoon unsalted butter

1 (3.75-ounce) can sardines

Toast and butter the bread. Cut into eight equal-sized pieces.

Slice the sardines in half and place on the individual toast pieces.

MY DREAM IS to visit the fish market in Seattle someday. Mother swears it is the best fish market in America.

What would I do confronted with a fish five times bigger than I am (on ice, of course)? Drool. Of course.

*Some humans like sardines so you might have to share.