Fast Times at Ridgemont High - A True Story

Happy Thanksgiving, Welcome to Jack-in-the-Box

So Brad Hamilton had to work on Thanksgiving. That wasn’t the worst part. The worst part was having to say, “Hello, Happy Thanksgiving, welcome to Jack-in-the-Box, may I have your order, please?” Again and again and again. Not only did they want you to work on holidays, but they also never wanted you to forget exactly which major holiday it was.

Brad was working mornings. Decent hours, just a bad time of day. He had taken to getting up before daylight, which wasn’t so bad, being alone on the highway in The Cruising Vessel and all, then going to school.

School. Right. School. He didn’t think much about school these days. School was full of his so-called friends—all the people who were really sorry about what had happened at Carl’s. All the people whom Brad had trained for their jobs, and who still had them. They couldn’t understand why he didn’t come back and visit sometime.

It was a school night, an early winter evening. This was the time he was usually heading for work at Carl’s. Now that he worked a morning shift he was free to do whatever he wanted. It was great!

Brad was sitting by the Hamilton pool, staring off into space. The joyboy days on lunch court were over, he was thinking. Times were going to be rough, but it would be good for him. Hey, he was probably riding too high. He was a different guy now, a better guy.

Brad started thinking about Lisa.

Mrs. George, the speech teacher, said in class that sometimes when you’re thinking about someone a lot—all of a sudden—it was possible that a sensitive person was just picking up on the feelings of the other person. He could see Lisa right now, sitting in her room. She was probably thinking about him, too. Probably at that very moment.

Brad decided to take The Cruising Vessel out for a ride. Forget calling her; he would go right over there. It was only five minutes.

He pulled the LTD up around the side of the house. The light in Lisa’s room was still on. He knew she would be home! He got out of the car and padded across the wet lawn to her window. He could hear the TV on inside, behind the curtain.

Brad Hamilton tapped on the window with the edge of a key—this was their special sign. No one tapped on the window with a key except Brad. Inside, he heard the TV sound lower. He waited, nothing. He tapped again.

No Lisa.

“Hey Lisa,” he whispered. “It’s me. Big B.”

No Lisa.

“Hey come on, Lisa.”

Brad hopped in his car, slammed the door, and tore home. At home he picked up the phone and dialed Lisa’s number. It was the first time he’d spoken to her since The Incident. He didn’t care what time it was or who he woke up at Lisa’s house.

“Hello?” Lisa answered in a hushed voice.

“You knew that was me outside your window!”

“What?”

“What the hell is going on? You hid from me. You knew that was me!”

“I’m sorry, Brad.” Her voice was small, a million miles away. “I don’t know why I didn’t say anything.”

“What’s going on, Lisa? You want to break up? Is that it?”

“I thought we did break up.”

“Come on.” He cleared his throat. “I love you. I’ve never said that to any other girl. You know that.” Silence. “I know you love me, too.”

“I don’t know . . .” Her voice was getting smaller.

“You don’t know?” Brad waited a second, then slammed the phone down.

He waited for her to call back. She didn’t. He tried her number. Busy. He tried it again a minute later. Busy. He decided to drive back to her house. He had to talk to her in person.

Lisa was sitting on the curb outside her house. Not crying, just sitting, with her knees bundled up to her chest.

Brad sat down beside her on the curb.

“I’m sorry,” he said. “Everything’s changing . . . I used to feel like I knew what it was all about. I just let myself get out of control, I guess. I didn’t really mean it when we broke up before. I’m sorry.” He kissed her forehead. “I don’t want to break up with you. I know you don’t want to, either.”

Lisa said nothing.

“Can we get back together, Lisa?”

“I don’t think so, Brad.”

“There’s another guy!”

“There’s no other guy.” She almost sounded sorry about it. “I’m just not interested in getting back together, Brad. I just don’t feel the same way anymore.”

“Why not?”

She shook her head. “I just don’t feel the same way anymore. It’s not easy for me to tell you, Brad. I’ve been trying to let you know for a while.”

Brad couldn’t believe it. He pointed to his chest and talked loud enough to wake up the neighbors. He didn’t care. “DO YOU HEAR THAT, LISA? THAT’S THE SOUND OF MY HEART BREAKING, LISA. THAT’S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE!”

“Brad, please be quiet.” And if that wasn’t enough, she had to add the wretched phrase that would haunt him the rest of the school year. “I still want to keep you as a friend.”