Fast Times at Ridgemont High - A True Story

A Late-Night Phone Conversation

“Linda,” asked Stacy, “how long does Doug take?”

“Doug takes forever.”

“You told me once it was twenty to thirty minutes.”

“I didn’t say twenty to thirty. I thought I said ten to twenty.”

“You were arguing with me ’cause I told you that The Vet took twelve. You were arguing with me . . .”

“I didn’t say twenty to thirty.”

“You said at least twenty.”

“Maybe I did,” said Linda. “How long did Mike take?”

“A while.”

“How long?”

“A long, long time.”

“Not bad,” said Linda. “Not bad for a high schoolboy.”