Further Confessions of a GP

Danni I

One of the most striking things about Danni was how unattractive she was. I couldn’t quite believe that men paid money to have sex with her. This can’t help but sound incredibly mean, but it really was my gut reaction when she first told me her profession. Danni was 25 years old, but so slight and slim she had the body of a 13-year-old. Her face, however, looked older than her years and was dominated by bulging dark eyes with large bags underneath and sharp protruding cheekbones. Her lips were thin and the angles of her mouth were cracked with sore-looking red lines. The medical term is angular cheilitis and I remember learning at medical school about various causes. In Danni’s case the cause was basically malnutrition. The only things that went in her mouth were Coca-Cola, cigarettes, a crack pipe and her clients’ penises.

I was curious to know how much she charged. I knew she spent almost every penny she earned on crack, but I wondered whether she got paid directly by her pimp in drugs, or got to walk away with a bit of cash in her pocket. I nearly asked her, but deep down I knew that I couldn’t really justify this question as part of my medical consultation. She had a childlike respect for authority and if I’d asked the question she would have answered without hesitation. Much as I was tempted it wasn’t fair for me to feed my voyeuristic intrigue. I also didn’t want her to get the wrong idea as to why I might be asking about prices for her services.

I could tell Danni was nervous because she was incessantly putting Chapstick on her lips. Taking off the lid, twisting the bottom and smearing her lips every few seconds. I’m fairly sure she didn’t even realise she was doing it and the Chapstick was probably a substitute for the cigarette with which she could normally occupy her hands.

‘I’m sorry, Dr Daniels, but I’m a bit mucky down below. I think I might have picked something up again.’ She looked genuinely apologetic, as if she’d really let me down.

‘I thought you promised me you were always going to use protection from now on.’

‘Yeah, I meant to, but it’s getting harder and harder to find decent punters. The Eastern European girls have driven the prices down and I can only get work now if I go bare back. It’s the recession.’

Normally it was just plumbers and carpenters who complained to me about EU labour migration and the double-dip recession. I hadn’t realised it was affecting the oldest profession as well.

‘But it’s dangerous, Danni. You could catch HIV.’

Danni looked up at me like I had just told her off; I had rarely felt so paternal towards a patient.

‘He was one of my regulars, so I thought it would be okay.’

The idea that a client who regularly used prostitutes would be less likely to have an STI seemed an odd concept but I wasn’t going to take her up on it.

‘He’s the dad of my two kids,’ she added nonchalantly.

‘The dad of your two kids is still one of your clients? Do you still charge him?’

‘Well, he pays the other girls so I don’t see why he shouldn’t pay me.’

After a few years in this job I thought nothing could surprise me, but Danni had left me absolutely speechless.

‘He’s not looking after your kids, is he?’

‘No, they’re still with the foster family. The social worker says that if I stay clean for six months I’ll be allowed supervised contact.’

‘That’s great and how’s that going? Staying clean I mean.’

Danni’s hesitation said it all and we both knew she was no closer to kicking her habit.

I ended the awkward silence by asking her to get up on the couch so I could examine her. The discharge looked and smelled like gonorrhoea, but I sent off some swabs to be sure. Some of the medical advances made over the last 150 years have been incredible, but go back to Victorian Britain and you would have found a doctor like me examining prostitutes for gonorrhoea in much the same way. Medics can now look at MRI scans on their iPhones and blast away tumours with lasers, but we can’t seem to stop those same old-fashioned gonorrhoea bacteria being passed to and fro in precisely the same way they always have done. In Victorian times doctors prescribed prostitutes with compulsory doses of mercury and arsenic for gonorrhoea. At least Danni had come to see me voluntarily and I could give her antibiotics rather than poison. There have been reports of antibiotic-resistant strains of gonorrhoea, but thankfully our local variety generally still responds to penicillin.

‘I am sorry, Doctor,’ Danni repeated.

‘Don’t be sorry, Danni. I just want you to look after yourself.’

‘I will, I promise.’