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Ray'S Rules

1. It's not the wins, it's the value.

2. It's not the betting, it's the knowing when not to.

3. It's not the nags, it's the other punters.

4. Old horses don't do new tricks.

5. Always look at the ears, and keep your own twitched.

6. Never bet shorter than three to one.

7. Never bet more than five per cent of your kitty, except about five times in your life.

8. You can blow all the rules if you're Lucky.