Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

Contents

Dedication

A Note from Greg Gaines, Author of This Book

Chapter 1. How It Is Possible to Exist in a Place That Sucks So Bad

Chapter 2. The First Day of Senior Year in Convenient Script Format

Chapter 3. Let’s Just Get This Embarrassing Chapter Out of the Way

Chapter 4. Where Are They Now?

Chapter 5. The Dying Girl

Chapter 6. Phone Sex

Chapter 7. The Gaines Family: A Summary

Chapter 8. Phone Sex II

Chapter 9. A More or Less Typical Conversation with Earl

Chapter 10. I Put the “Ass” in “Casanova”

Chapter 11. I, the Wrath of God, Will Marry My Own Daughter, and Together We Shall Start the Purest Dynasty the World Has Ever Seen

Chapter 12. I Put the "Idiot" in "Videotape"

Chapter 13. Even More Earl Backstory

Chapter 14. Cafeterioration

Chapter 15. Gaines/Jackson: The Collected Works

Chapter 16. Hopefully the End of What Has Been a Ridiculous Amount of Earl Backstory

Chapter 17. Mr. McCarthy’s Office

Chapter 18. Drugs Are the Worst

Chapter 19. Earl Betrays Our Entire Creative Partnership While I Am Distracted by the Munchies

Chapter 20. Batman Versus Spider-Man

Chapter 21. Two Poncy Dudes

Chapter 22. Spider Versus Wasp

Chapter 23. Gilbert

Chapter 24. Pasty Teen Has Uneventful Day

Chapter 25. A Moron’s Guide to Leukemia

Chapter 26. Human Flesh

Chapter 27. You and Me and a Perpetually Exploding Turkey Makes Three

Chapter 28. Rachel the Film: Brainstorming

Chapter 29. Rachel the Film: The Hallmark Version

Chapter 30. Rachel the Film: The Ken Burns Version

Chapter 31. Rachel the Film: The Sock Puppet Version

Chapter 32. Rachel the Film: The Wallace & Gromit Version

Chapter 33. Jesus, Now What Am I Supposed to Do

Chapter 34. Fight Club, Except Lamer

Chapter 35. Deadline

Chapter 36. Rachel the Film

Chapter 37. The Ends of Our Lives

Chapter 38. Aftermath

Chapter 39. Aftermath II

Chapter 40. Aftermath III

Epilogue

Acknowledgments

About the Author